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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:46 pm
Rage V™ Live! (2010) "From the silver screen directly to your face." Breakaway walls, giant robots, glass bottles secretly made of sugar - if it's in the movies, it's here, complete with special effects and just enough anti-gravity to make that questionably built female fighter all the more photogenic. Though technically not the original set of the runaway hit TV show, the RVMES (Rage V Mobile Edition Set) is often used as a substitute for when the regular set is oblitherated. Which is to say, every other episode. Get ready, get set, go wild!
Terrain General - The bulk of the set is made up of popular locations from the show - a large, open field, a bustling city center (complete with easily destroyed buildings, a clocktower convenient for running up / down, and breakaway walls), a miniature city set for robot battles, a regular city set for REALLY BIG robot battles, that remote desolate area that's about half a mile outside of the city, and an enchanted but elf-free forest. A replica of the Firebrand tavern sits off on it's own as well, and has been specially created to burn for days without actually burning down. To date it has been set on fire more times than there are episodes and movies of Rage V. There's also a staff hard at work twenty-four-seven to build any set that you like within... probably about the time it takes you to make a post there. Weapons - Prop weapons, real weapons, fake weapons, weapons, 2x4s, 4x4s, 2x8 Eyes, lead pipes, hash pipes, pipe pipes, PVC pipes, katanas, guns, b*****d swords, really big swords, REALLY big swords, chairs, rocks, bottles, cans, breakaway walls, breakaway buildings, rubble, knives, candelsticks, ropes, wrenches, revolvers, giant robots, a Megazord suit, a Godzilla suit, a ghettoblaster, director's chair, the Director, clothing racks, pens, paper, trailers, cameras, film reels, that replica of Jaws from the Universal Studios theme park, a delorian, big gay wizards, vampires, double vampires, dogs that shoot flaming lasers from their eyes, sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, mutated sea bass, ninjas duct-taped together, and just about anything else you think you can find on a movie set. Bonus Effects - +7 to Big Movie Moments and Special Effects. Go crazy! This is designed as a direct follow-up to Heaven or Hell 2010, to keep people fighting. It's designed to cater to larger-than-life moments. Smash people through walls! Make nonsensical rants that give your opponents eons to attack you (even though they won't)! Add special effects to mundane attacks! Have fun, dammit!
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:48 pm
Suddenly Agent was standing in the middle of a miniature city. He was quite literally standing one one leg scrunched up and braced. His hat and flown off in the impact and he nervously looked around from behind yellow lenses. One moment he had been taking notes on the adjuster performance after the finals and the next something had been dropped on him.
He relaxed, both feet on the ground. Straightened his lapels and walked over to pick up his hat.
"Well." He placed the bucket hat back on his head looking around the desolate faux street, "That was odd."
And if something was odd...
"Joseph?" He called out absently dropping his clipboard to a one handed grip, "Did you do this? Allison? Sol? Snoogins? Anyone?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:15 pm
Suddenly..."I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!" A loud voice boomed across the set. And yet, there was nobody around. Perhaps someone was messing with the sound system. As soon as the voice finished speaking a large smoke bomb set off within the middle of the miniature world. For the tiny model people it would have seemed to be an act of the Gods, but for many viewers it was quite obvious what it was.... It was a lousy special effect. Whoever was standing in the middle of the smog was now beginning to cough. Waving their arms around it was obvious to see that the infamous punker Izette was standing within the smoke. Her mouth was spread wide with a rather diabolical grin on her face. However, once the smoke had cleared the woman frowned slightly as she bore witness to the man that was standing in front of her within the small model. “Heeeeeeeeeeey...You aren’t Nipples.” Well that was a given, this man was much fancier than her ARCH NEMESIS Sol. Hell the dude was wearing a shirt. However, he didn’t seem anything short than a rather entertaining fight. With her grin returned the woman began to make her way towards where he was standing. “But you’ll have to doooooooooooooooooooooooo~” And with that Izette went flying and was going backwards. As she fell downwards to the ground where she could hear the small models shatter beneath her as a small toy car was sent air born. That was definitely a problem with city miniatures.... There were always small toy cars lying around in the streets for people to step on!
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:11 pm
Smoke everywhere! Agent waved a gloved hand in front of his face, trying to prevent the stuff from settling on his goggles. He was positive that this day had just kicked itself into overdrive when he heard that someone was expecting him. More important, someone that wasn't Joseph said those over dramatic words. Meaning whatever was about to go down was far outside of Agents safe little bubble of paperwork and phonecalls. Was it time to stretch those old muscles. Then yellow lenses followed the figure until she mentioned Nipples. It was at that point Agent knew it was none other than.
"That crazy woman who stalks Sol." He spoke under his breath sound muffled by the bandages that covered his face, "Izette."
What was going to happen from here was more than obvious to Agent. What he'd have to doooooo... Wait, did she just fall down? Yes, yes she did. More importantly the car she sent through the air quickly impacted Agent in the face where a nose should be under all those bandages. He stumbled backwards as the model impacted him with a squishy sound until his shins impacted a low building. He fell backwards himself, lucky into a sitting position, causing the cheap model to accordion under his weight.
"Yes... This is going to be highly unpleasant." He was rubbing the impact point and adjusting his shifting goggles. Surprisingly though he looked out to Izette and shouted across the way, "But you're not going to leave me alone unless I fight you, correct?"
He couldn't help but feel like he was going to be bothered either way. So from his sitting position he slowly removed his long jacket revealing... That he indeed had a shirt underneath. Rolled sleeves, bandaged arms, par for the course. He tossed the coat off to the side and it hung itself up nicely on a radio tower as he tried to make his way back to his feet.
"So be it."
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:30 am
"Hey look. It's Lumpy and Punky."
After a liberal application of speedlines, the camera shifted over to an older man who was standing off to the side, seeming to be throwing and catching the stray car from moments before. "I was looking for the star of the show, but I guess you two will have to do for now." He seemed to be costumed like a poorly designed sentai - in fact, his voice boomed unnaturally loud, as if there was a speaker hidden somewhere nearby augmenting his voice.
Thanks to clever camera shots and slow-motion tricks, his steps forward carried even more impact across the landscape, crushing buildings as he went and pointing towards both other fighters. "I ain't got all day here. Which one of you wants to face..."
Dramatic pose.
"The Dragon..."
Second dramatic pose.
"King!"
Fireworks went off in the background, and equally dramatic music played.
He grabbed something next to his mouth, and his voice seemed to return to normal. "No, seriously. You here for the show or what? Gotta make this look good for the audience."
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:36 am
Slowly propping herself up from her sitting position, the punker looked onto Agent to see that he was....stripping? Now naturally, that would make things slightly more entertaining, however since her battle with the JERK she didn’t feel like getting down to her nitty bitties again.
But the punker grinned as he continued to monologue. This was going to be fun as the battle was about about to commence!
Izette vs. Bandages.
Pulling herself off of the ground with the help of what appeared to be a model version of The Crimson Hawk, the woman stood to her feet. She was all ready to go...
But again there was another interruption.
“What the f *BEEP*” Apparently even her language was being censored on this show.
There were some pretty fancy tricks and whatever have you, but it was soon revealed that this was all because of some weirdo in a strange costume.
“You got to be kidding me...”
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:42 pm
Nope.
Before Izzy had finished her sentence, the Dragon King was already in the air, his cape billowing gracefully in the breeze as his right foot folded into his body and his left extended in a bid to knock a few teeth (and maybe a stud or two) out of the punker's face.
Cue speedlines.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:46 pm
The live studio audience ooh'd and aah'd as the show kicked off! How exciting!
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:53 pm
A fight. Agent could do this, even though he hadn't in a really really long time. He snapped the buttons on both his leather gloves undone and began to shake his arms loose and almost hop in place. Some sort of strange warm-up. Then he stopped dead and had to look at the aptly named weirdo in a costume.
"Why..." He sounded exasperated and let out a breath as such, "Why are people so willing to settle to fight me?"
Still, he couldn't help but feel a little hurt when the oddball went straight for the crazy stalker and not for him. I mean he had been challenged first? Shouldn't he at least have a go... Ah screw it. He shook his arms one last time and the gloves fell to the ground. Reaching over he placed his bandaged right hand on a prop water tower and then something weird happened. Half unravelling and half exploding the bandages came off, and agents arm exploded into rapidly stretching into a fleshy-orangy mass of tendrils. They snaked around the girders and the top and with a quick pull the prop came off the ground. The coridinated multitude then flung the tower at the two other fighters, likely to explode into shrapnel and wetness when it hit one.
The mass of tendrils then retraced and coiled back to arm shape. Sure it looked like an arm with all to organic slightly orange flesh, but it was clearly made of tendrils. Bicep and triceps just a few tightly wound tendrils, and fingers just the organic things arranged in the right pattern.
"Can someone tell me what's going on?"
Perhaps a bit desperate sounding from the tentacle man.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:29 pm
Izette was about to answer her original opponent’s question. Why was she here? Cause honestly, the woman really didn’t have much else to do! Her mouth opened slightly in attempts to reply. But instead of replying it seemed that her face was met with the unpleasantness of the plastic looking man. Instantly, she could feel her face crack with the impact and the force causing her to fly backwards. Normally, there would have been a wall to stop her movements. But instead, she was met with the unpleasantness of what appeared to be going through the backdrop and into another shooting. Within the other set, it seemed that a romance seen had just begun between a young clueless looking woman and a rather sparkly man who really didn’t have much of a personality. But thanks to the punker their love scene had come to an end as she knocked the man out of his spot just in time to join in with a passionate kiss. Luckily for Izette, it really didn’t seem the woman was noticing what was going on as her eyes were firmly shut.  ♥ Cue fist pump. The woman’s eyes slowly opened in shock as she bore witness of what kiss she was experiencing. It was so warm and silky... Was there really any use on complaining? Breaking the kiss, the brunette woman stood rather baffled as she still had no real idea on what she was supposed to say. But judging by Izette’s grin, the moment they had shared wasn’t the end of the world. “You should call me sometime and maybe we’ll hook up for some *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*” Instantly the director became frantic as he waved his arms about in a frazzled moment. How dare this woman show up and ruin the show! As he called for security, the punker simply turned to the camera and shrugged. That was just how our Izzy rolled.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:57 am
SUDDENLY...
Dash walked in, shirtless and wearing a pair of his favorite cash-money silk boxer shorts, completely oblivious to whatever the hell the other people in the room were doing. He held a script in one hand and a wooden paddle in the other.
"Alright, I'm here for my audition! LET'S DO THIS!"
There was always room for a token black man, always!
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