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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:55 am
"Don't Get Caught!" The fans in the arena tonight leap to their feet! They stand, ready for ovations and cheers as the new catch-phrase of WWFG's newest tag team alerts them all! Then, just as they couldn't wait any longer, Mardy isn't anywhere to be found.
The titan-tron comes to life with a flicker of light and a fizz. A camera crew is searching backstage. As they wander down a hall, checking every knook and cranny, they ask "anyone seen Mardy?"
"Here I am," she calls from down the hall. The camera man catches up to her and finds Mardy sitting on top of an equipment crate that reads "TURNBUCKLE". Mardy has her back against the wall and her feet tucked underneath her. Right now she is wearing faded blue jeans and a big grey sweater. She wears a crooked smile. The light from the camera shines too brightly and Mardy is forced to squint her eyes. "Hey man," she giggles, "can you kill the light?"
The camera shakes left to right. "Sorry, there's too much smoke back here." He says suspiciously.
"Oh, guilty!" Mardy exclaims as she raises a glass pipe in her left hand. "Want to know something?" Before the camera man could answer her she continued, "I don't have any idea why, but I really feel like I'm supposed to be somewhere right now. It's crazy! I can feel it in my gut." Her right hand covers her stomach for a moment. "I really feel like I am missing something important, something I have to do, at this moment. I guess I forgot. Oh well," her right hand flies up in the air briefly.
"Guess if I didn't remember it could not have been too important." Mardy leaps off the crate. She stumbles before catching her balance. Trying to recover her pride a little bit, Mardy puts her hands on her hips and stands up straight and tall as if she had meant to stumble. "Snack time," she explains and turns. Mardy takes a couple steps away, but she turns suddenly. "Don't tell Kody that I smoked, okay?" Mardy speaks as if she and the camera man were friends. She nods once, then turns back again. Mardy walks around the corner and out of sight, for now.((Tim I don't know if I was supposed to ask you or not, but please, if you're going to delete this let me know so I can copy it and save it. Also, do not interrupt. Anyone, this is planned.))
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:47 pm
As Mardy disappears from sight, the screen cuts to Kody standing somewhere in the back looking down at a watch, “You can never tell a stoner to be on time. That would make them be goal driven.” he looks around before pocketing the watch in his inner pocket, “this person must be in a fuse looking for this fancy watch, I will just tuck it away for safe keeping until I find the person.”
Gordert swings his suspenders to his side, “The plan was to have Mardy be the prime example of what drugs can do to your brain. You get forgetful and sometimes get the munchies. Which make me wonder, how in the world can stoners be skinner, but eat twice as much as everyone else? Wouldn’t they be like three hundred pounds and have like no teeth?”
A person next to the camera quickly corrects, “Ah, smoking weed doesn’t make your teeth fall out.”
“WHO ASK YOU!” says Kody pulling out spray bottle and spraying him in face until he runs away
“Anyways,” mutters Kody, “Now children today special word is-”
‘WEED’ appears in bright green letters below Kody’s right pointer finger
“Ever person that says this word will be sprayed by this ‘water’.” says Kody, “does anyone know where Mardy is?”
“She said something about getting something to eat,” says a voice behind the camera
“Let’s go find our co-host,” says Kody grabbing a large purple top hat off the table behind him
And the search begins…
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:10 pm
The camera picks up again with another fizz, backstage still. The camera man follows close behind Mardy, who approaches a line at the concession stand. Her jaw drops as her eyes meet the massive menu board. There was so much to choose from! How was she ever going to decide?
A kid pushes past Mardy, making her stumble forward. Mardy looks directly into the camera. Her jaw was still slack as she shook her head. "I don't know what to pick," she whispers.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:53 pm
Gordert softly whistles as the search begins to pick up for Mardy and he found a white cane during his search. He walks into the area where the food is located and he completely forgets that he was looking for Mardy as he eyes come in into connect with a freaken slurpee machine! “Oh may gosh,” says Kody as he stuck out the cane toward the Holy Grail, “When did they get that? Better question, why didn’t they tell me!”
Gordert made his way through the crowd that was in line for food to the machine that was located across the room. With his tunnel vision, he did not see that he walk past Mardy; who were three people ahead were he cut through the line. Kody sees that the only cups around the machine were little cups that could not even be considering a cup to him. He begins to look around for bigger items that he could use to hold his slurpee, “Do you they actually believe a little cup with be good enough for the slurpee fiend?”
“Sir”
Gordert spins on the ball of his feet toward the person who was calling his name. There were three people standing in front of him. “What do you guys want?” asks Kody pushing his hat up with his cane.
“I believe you have something that belongs to us.”
“Like what,” mutters Gordert trying to recoil barrowing anything, but he could not think off anything.
They all say at the same time, “You took our weed”
Gordert looks down for a moment before chuckling
“What’s so funny?”
“You said the word of the day,” says Kodiak as he brought out a super soaker that just happen to be around machine and begins to spray the fans with water, “For saying that lovely word, you get hose down for being idiots!”
As the last of the water leaves the super soaker and the fans quickly, backs away from the person who was off his rocker. Gordert yells at the fans as they ran away, “Have you guys seen Mardy!”
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:08 pm
Mardy moves up in line and she still hadn't decided. She stands at the counter with her elbows rested on it to support her head. Mardy's eyes scan the menu still. She gets splashed by droplets of water, but that only barely phases her. She wipes it off and continues to consider her choices.
Some impatient jerk behind her shouts, "Hurry it up Booth!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:14 am
“Hurry it up Booth”
If Kody had ears like an elf that would perk up to her name, being called out. Gordert drops the super soaker before walking toward Mardy. Gordert says as he taps Mardy’s left shoulder with his right pointer finger, “You’re late for the informational session and why does it look like you cannot read the me-”
Gordert looks up at menu, “What the funk!”
The freaking menu is pretty much scribbles or that what it looks like to Kody. He rubs his eyes before looking again, but it stills the same.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:23 am
Mardy looks to Kody and nods her head, "Right!" She looks back to the menu and finally realizes that it was Kody next to her. She does a doubletake and mouthed the words, "Oh s**t." Mardy shielded her eyes from Kody with a hand and did her best to avoid eye contact.
"Geez, it's really bright back here. The lights are like, really bright." She begins making excuses. "I didn't have any weed or anything.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:09 am
Kodiak leaps over counter and says with slight chuckle in words, “You know Mardy, you just said the word of the day.”
Gordert goes under counter and the sounds of something heavy being drag out from underneath. He stands back up with a mighty black hose in his hands, “Time to cool you off, hot head!”
He pulls back the handle and as he tries spraying everyone in front of him, he was lunch back from the recoil and driven through thin wall right underneath the menu.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:16 pm
Mardy was sprayed by the water! She was forced back a few steps and the water was totally ruining her entire outfit, not to mention her high.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:31 am
Kody pulls himself back out from the wall and mutters to himself "Note to self; do not do that again"
He asks as leaps back over counter, "Are you ready now, Mardy? FYI, you're a horrible lier.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:05 pm
Mardy's face fills with chagrin. She held her hand out to Kody as if to ask him to help her stand.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:45 pm
He looks down at the hand and says with a slight smirk "Hold on"
Kody pulls out a black glove from one of his pockets and places it onto his right hand. He then helps Mardy back to her feet, "Okay, I may have over did the water cannon back there, but didn't I get my put across?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:49 pm
"What didn't you get across with that fire hose?" Mardy asked sarcastically. She was hoping that her question was trying to be confusing. Mardy thought if she could get Kody to think that she understood what his point was she wouldn't have to totally lie about understanding. This all made total sense to Mardy. In fact, nothing else in life made as much sense as that did.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:38 pm
“That unicorns steals livers and sells them on the black market for extra oats.” says Gordert as he rolls his eyes, “One of these days, you will see that lighting up isn’t going solve anything only cause more head aches then ‘good times’.”
Gordert sticks out his cane he picked up as he was talking to Mardy, “Now kids, this is a friendly reminder from The Borrower and The Toker: Don’t do drugs.”
Gordert finishes up with a giant dorky smile on his face, “ Or you will be all washed up”
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:59 pm
Standing a step behind Kody, Mardy was able to roll her eyes.
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