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 Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:22 pm
Doctor and nurse
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:36 pm
I don't think it's that lame. LOLz. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:44 pm
lol i kinda got confused but
it's a good joke
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 2:08 pm
ummmm mee no get it.........
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:46 am
thats not lame, it's cool. here's a lame one
two blondes walked in a bar, you'd thing one of them would have seen it
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:13 pm
lol those r Cool jokes
<(^_^<) Kirby dance (>^_^)> <(^_^<)
Help kirby . . . .with dancing. . . .
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:46 pm
lil_ sweet kitten_15 thats not lame, it's cool. here's a lame one two blondes walked in a bar, you'd thing one of them would have seen it lol.these is lamer mi blonde fwend txt me nd said "wot does idk mean" i txt her back nd said "i dont no" she txt me back nd said "no body no's"
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:56 pm
you guys want blond jokes i got one for ya
three girls just died, a blond a brunette and a redhead.
there is 99 steps to heaven, each with a joke funnier than the last.
If any of them laugh they go to hell.
the redhead makes it to the 4th step and laughs.
the brunette makes it to the 8th step and laughs.
the blond gets all the way to the 99th step and laughs.
God asks, "Why did you laugh you were at the last step?"
the blond replies, "I just got the first joke."
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