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 Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:15 pm
♨TheOnsen♨  Meta: Hey all. Since Kyo is gone, the Bathhouse has gone into great disrepair. We had developed a healthy colony of asian carp in here, so expect quite a few carp sandwiches and a big fish fry on Friday night!
So, I managed to beat my kitchen slaves into rebuilding the place. I've rechristened it the Onsen, and I think what they've done is quite nice. We managed to put in some nice hot rocks, and replaced the fish in one pool with those little fish that take off foot calluses, so be forewarned. Most of the pools are outside, so be sure to bring a towel with you and place it over one of our complimentary towel-warmers!
There are 5 pools, one large, 3 smaller, and one very small. The smallest houses the pedicure fish, Medium 1 is very, very hot, Medium 2 is lukewarm, Medium 3 is cold, and the Large is medium-hot.
There's also a small snack bar, serving delicious Japanese and pseudo-Japanese dishes. Oswald's specialty is peanut-butter-filled Taiyaki, and they're delicious~. Only thing he can get right...
Beware, though, of the Nihonzaru! Every winter they come here and plop down wherever they please. Don't bother them, they won't bother you!
[OOC: So, basically, this is an RP, but you can also be semi-ooc. You know... like Bakar's RP XD Have fun!]
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:17 pm
  ♨Rules♨ ♥NO CYBERING! Take it to IM if you want to. ☯ Don't insult people too badly, it'll just make things unfun. ☮Comedic nudity is encouraged! Wear a towel or don't, it's honestly up to you. ♒ Wash up before you get in the dang pool! ☣ Just... no bodily fluids or solids in the water. Urgh, that's gross. Just don't. If you're sick, stay in Medium #2, that's the easiest to clean. It's also closest to the bathrooms!
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:50 pm
  ♨Ozzie'sMenu~♨ ♒Taiyaki♨Okonomiyaki, with a wiiiide variety of flavors. Ask Oz if he has what you want, he probably does!♒Gyoza in pork, chicken, cabbage, or daikon♨Yakisoba in multiple flavors, also♒Yakitori♨ Vegetarian yakitori (flavored seitan)♒Gyutan! Much better than it sounds~♨ Enoki maki (enoki mushrooms wrapped in pork) ♒ Asuparabēkon (asparagus wrapped in bacon. What Engrish!) ♨ Earth-friendly sashimiand sushi of many types. Ask Oz what there is there!♒Udon, multiple flavors♨ Ramen, multiple flavors♒Tempura, many vegetables, chicken, or shrimp♨ Anpan and melonpanMore coming later! Desserts also! ♒♨
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:52 am
 Meta streeeeetched. Wow, those last few timbers had been heavy. She plopped down her hammer on the workbench (in the back room, of course). It was time to relax. She went into the changing rooms, and threw off her clothes with a fwoosh. 5 minutes and a shower later, she plunged in to the hottest pool of them all. Ah, just what she needed on her aching muscles. She listened to the baboons playing in the lower, unusable pools, chattering away with each other. The sounds made her smile. Ah, now what would make it perfect would be if she had a nice cup of miso soup to sip on. "Oz! Get me some miso, will ya?"The poor bedraggled boy raced over with such, then rushed back to his food stand nearby. What would be really perfect is if I had someone to chat with...♫ The Overseer's Praisesinger ♪
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:37 am
The sight of the Captain and the High Priestess together was not an unusual one. The sight of the Captain and the High Priestess together after hours, strolling down to the newly-erected bathouse with bags of towels, certainly was. The original bathouse, which played host to many unproven accounts of underage molestation, was torn down by a madman in his quest for a chicken coop. Needless to say, with such total weirdness going on, the two respected individuals had kept their distances. "Jessie, you needn't be acting like such a wet weekend," the Priestess chastised in the tone of admonishment apparently reserved for him, pushing the door open for them both to enter. "I'm not saying anything," the taller drow replied, sounding honestly surprised as he followed her through, "I agreed to come, didn't I?"She turned around the face him with her arms wrapped around her bag, nose crinkled. "It's your TONE.""My... tone?" he replied slowly, eyebrow raising along with the level of sarcasm in his voice. "My tone of just standing here? I haven't said a word all the way down.""Exactly!" she cried, "It's not like you, Mr. Monologue! I know you're doing it just to spite me!""...What did you just call me?""Oh, nevermind. Let's just get in before all the others arrive!" The two headed to their separate washing and changing areas. Lorika, to her utmost surprise, was the first out. It was strange, as she'd taken great pains to wash all of the dye out of her hair and leave it in its natural wavy blonde state. She knew there were certain rules to being in the bath house, and she didn't want anyone's hygiene senses to be offended by the dye. She'd forgone the towels in the end, unreliable as they were, and slipped on a long, flowing tube top instead. She'd chosen it precisely as it didn't seem to be the sort of garment that would go see-through in the water. Then again, if Panda turned up... "Jessie?" she called suddenly, mainly to distract herself from her own, ahem, less than priestly thoughts. "What's taking so long? We're JUST going to have a bath, you don't have to do your hair or anyth-"The door to one of the changing rooms opened, and the blonde-haired woman halted mid-tease. "As you can see, I was not doing my hair. May we please get inside now?" Jessie huffed, reaching to brush a strand off the wrong side of his face. "I'm not quite comfortable just standing around out here in this indecent state..."The woman merely blinked at him in a most astonished fashion for a few more moments. He returned her bemusement with a full-frontal scowl. That seemed to do it for the Priestess. "AHAHAHAHAHA!" she erupted, doubling over and very nearly falling to the floor in her mirth. Her companion stiffened - amazingly, he could manage it visibly even with his straight-as-a-board posture. "May I inquire as to what exactly is so funny?" he asked, tight-lipped. "Y...you..." she gasped through her laughter, clutching at her sides, "You're... easily... you're easily... you're EASILY...""Ussta yah, do spit it out," was his exasperated interruption as he folded his arms "I do NOT have an eternity to stand around waiting for you to pull yourself together." He cringed as her explanation came, having dared to hope against it all along. "You're... EASILY... the least bather-looking bather I have ever seen in my entire life!"Every word that came next was clipped to the bone. "I believe that what I wear into a pool full of strangers is no one's business except my own," he answered, managing to look stately and sweep impressively past her even with a ridiculously high-piled towel turban wrapped around his white head. Lorika managed to pull herself to her feet and follow him, though she snickered and burst into laughter again as she took a closer look and managed to appreciate just how many towels and shawls the drow had managed to secure around himself on top of the loose, short black robe beneath. Jessie sent a deathly glare over his shoulder before opening the door to the pool. "Whenever you feel you are composed enough, do follow me in.""Aye aye, Captain," she brayed, and he shot her one more withering look. As if he hadn't heard that a thousand times... (( Welp, this is crappier than I intended it to be, but who cares x3 I was just so eager to get it out! This is gonna be soooo much fun... Note the OOC references in there HAHAHAHA I think I'm gonna be doing that a lot here XDD ))
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:32 pm
Aaaah, this water's temperature was PERFECT, and the miso was delicious. She took a long sip, chewed on the seaweed for a moment, then put the bowl down behind a rock near to her. Meta sank under the surface, closing her eyes. Maybe a little nap would be in order... Clap! Clip! Clop! Flop! Meta cracked an eye open; ah, finally, some other people! Who was that blond girl? She'd never seen her around here before.... Oh, wait, NOBODY had eyes like that, except dear Lorika-sama. By the Prophetess' bowels, she looked odd without her hair dye. She looked over to Lorika's left, and saw one of the funniest thing she had seen in months. Bubbles of laughter escaped her mouth under the surface, as she tried to hold back a guffaw. How could he even THINK of MOVING in the water in all those?! Unseen, below the steaming water, Meta broke into a fangy grin. Well, she'd just have to... help him out, wouldn't she? ♒ As soon as Jessie got close enough, Meta crouched down underwater, holding her breath as long as she could. Then, just as he was passing her, his back turned, she pounced. *YANK!* ♫ The Overseer's Praisesinger ♪ [XDDDDD Alright, now, what shall he doooo~? *doodeedoo doodoodeedoodoo*
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:33 pm
(( LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ))
Lorika felt herself suddenly knocked aside as the Captain reacted to his assailance, lunging forward and away from the source of the disturbance whilst spinning to face it.
"AH-!!" she cried, wobbling and toppling down onto the hard rocks, legs akimbo. She closed them quickly, blushing furiously. Certainly NOT a good start...
Luckily the two didn't seem to have noticed her momentary indecency. At the same time as her fall, Jessie was just relaxing his posture again. "Oh, it's you, Metanere."
He folded his arms at her, appraising the long shawl she'd managed to wrench off his back now clasped mischieviously between her two clawed hands. "If you'd wanted something extra to cover up with, you could have just asked."
"Ow..." Lorika hissed, struggling back to her feet. "Yes, as you can see he has PLENTY to go around..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:06 pm
Meta mewled, frustrated. Damn, she didn't yank hard enough. She'd only gotten his shawl. "Damn, how many layers do you have on?" She gave him the once over, shaking her sopping wet head. "And of course I don't want any more, the whole point here is to be naked and have fun, without penalties!.And how the heck are you going to move underwater in those? I'm having a hard enough time with this fur, much less clothing!♫ The Overseer's Praisesinger ♪ [Now, Coline should come in as soon as we manage to divest him of all except the bare essentials~...]
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:19 pm
Jessie managed to smirk at the irate, dripping cat-girl. "Well, I'm hardly going to let YOU find out."
Lorika's ears, had they been cattish, would have visible perked up at this. Her injury forgotten, she glanced at him mischieviously. "Oooh! Just who WOULD you let find out then, hmmm?"
"Certainly not you, either," he replied dismissively, moving to the pool's edge. Once about to slide into the water, however, he paused. "Although... I suppose I DID go slightly overboard," he admitted, reaching up to pull apart the turban and discarding the removed towels on the rocks. "There. That thing was cutting off my circulation anyway."
(( AND THEN JESSIE DECIDED TO STRIPTEASE THE GIRLS
...If only ;3; If only... ))
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:33 pm
 This life is a gift. I will cherish it.
And so it was that Storm stepped from the shower rooms, bereft of all but his scars and towel. It had been a long time since he had properly bathed... Perhaps too long.
He dropped the towel away from himself, his bare bronzed skin shimmered upon by the reflections in the water. A small step, and he was in the baths, his hair floating across the surface as he further became submerged. But, his privacy was not complete as he had imagined, as across a small expanse the other bath became apparent. It was Te Captain, as well as Metanere and.... Who was that?
He didn't really want to expose himself, although he did want to meet this newcomer.
So he simply swam over the small amount of perfectly heated water to the congregation.
I will live my own life. No one else's.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:48 pm
Harata wandered in, and after washing off quickly, sat in the largest one. She was careful not to make eye-contact with anyone. They all seemed to be mad at her at the moment.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:50 pm
Lorika peeped beyond the darkly robed drow to see the familiar man swimming towards them.
"Good evening, Storm!" she sang, giving him a little wave as Jessie slipped down into the water and pushed off to gracefully reach the other side of the pool. The clothes didn't seem to be a hindrance to him after all...
(( Erm, sorry if this ruins anything meta was planning XD If it makes her feel better she can probably divest him better in the water itself, hehehehe.... ))
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:05 pm
 It had been a long day and all Feline wanted to do was relax. She took a quick shower to wash off all of the mud and grime that had caked her when she walked in so she would not get the main pool dirty. Wrapping a towel around her, she hurried though the cold outdoors to the large hot pool that awaited. When she finally arrived she was so focused on the fact that she was freezing that the people lounging in it were a blur to her as she threw the towel to the side and quickly dove in. Holding her breath for as long as possible she soaked up the warmth from the water. When she finally poked her head up, Feline was a little surprised to see the others in the pool staring at her oddly. “Sorry!” She said apologetically, “It’s just to damn cold here sometimes.”She then settled herself on a nicely placed bench that allowed plenty of room for her wings to soak in the water behind her.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:25 pm
 Late to get the invitation to come to the pool with everyone, panda walked to the Onsen by himself. Lorika had asked him to come along, but he had been busy. As he opened the doors, he quietly stepped inside and disrobed, only to cover himself with a towel. It wouldn't be hard to find the pool with all the sound, so he soon stepped out into the chill air.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:50 am
Lorika, having turned at the sound of Fel's almighty splash and giggled at her admission, saw the door open once again and a familiar white-haired man step through. She practically jumped off the ground in her enthusiasm.
"Panda! Panda, over here!" she squeaked, waving, before bounding back past Meta and grabbing the man's hands. "I'm SO glad you decided to come! I thought maybe you were too busy! I promise the water will do you a world of good! Shall we get in? Is that okay? Are you ready?" she babbled... babblingly.
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