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 Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:12 am
» » » x xiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!.
hey there, i'm phreno. you might remember me from such rants as <******** you brecht and stfu paolini, you talentless p***y, stop comparing yourself to tolkein. if these aren't familiar too you, you may simply know me as "the chick with the nice rack." yes, that's me. phreno. putting the whore back into poll whore.
aaaanyway, today i am bringing up an issue that is very close to my ******** indicating.
excuse me while i turn caps lock on.
INDICATE. IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOUR c**k-SUCKING MORON. IF YOU WANT TO TURN THE CORNER, INDICATE. IT'S NOT JUST COMMON COURTESY, IT'S THE ******** LAW. NO, I WILL NOT HURRY UP IN CROSSING THE ROAD, BECAUSE YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE TURNING THE CORNER. YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING STRAIGHT. SO I JUST YOU KEEP GOING DOWN THAT ******** ROAD, OR I'M TAKING DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATES AND I'M CALLING COPS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW HARD IS IT TO ******** INDICATE?. YOU MOVE YOUR FINGERS, LIKE, TWO INCHES TOPS. BUT OOOOOH NOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A DOUCHEBAG. WELL ******** YOU TOO.
AND HERE'S THE REAL PUZZLER. WHY ARE YOU INDICATING WHEN YOU AREN'T TURNING?. AND DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF. I SAW YOU COMING UP THE ROAD AND YOU HAD IT OFF. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND AT THE LAST SECOND?. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?. STOP HONKING AT ME a*****e, THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE BOTH OFFICIAL DOUCHEBAGS. I WILL ABORT YOU FROM TIME IF YOU TRY THAT s**t AGAIN.
thank you.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:01 am
Sorry, I'm afraid I can't makes heads all tales of your rant. The title of the thread just sent a many of songs running through simultaneously. It is using all my brain power.
You shouldn't give your rant threads the same title as the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It just about renders it impossible for me to discuss anything.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:16 am
» » » x xtough titties, i'll name my threads what i please.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:44 am
The Phrenologikal Cat
» » » x xtough titties, i'll name my threads what i please.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:52 pm
» » » x xcrazy cultist lady on national television.
SHABAM.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:27 pm
Because people assume that everyone else magically knows what they're going to do, so they don't need to use their signal lights properly.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:34 pm
This is why I wish Mario Kart was real sometimes. Every time some douche does that I just want to send a Blue shell of doom towards them. Then do the Wario laugh. Anyway Preach on Cat preach!
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:38 pm
» » » x xblue shell of doom is my nemesis, thwarted only by my seething hatred for toad.
tooooaaaad, you b*****d. if you red shell me one more time...
but yeah.
in real life, some drivers need the wrath of blue shell of doom.
and i love you for bringing italian racing plumbers into this.
:D
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:49 pm
The Phrenologikal Cat
» » » x xblue shell of doom is my nemesis, thwarted only by my seething hatred for toad.
tooooaaaad, you b*****d. if you red shell me one more time...
but yeah.
in real life, some drivers need the wrath of blue shell of doom.
and i love you for bringing italian racing plumbers into this.
:D
That's what nerds are for my dear *evil chuckle* 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:54 pm
I love you. You say what everyone's thinking.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:15 am
Hydra-Star I love you. You say what everyone's thinking. Yes we need to make our cat a national no WORLD WIDE hero! Or empires of the NWO! What's the worst that could happen?
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:06 pm
Classic_Comic Hydra-Star I love you. You say what everyone's thinking. Yes we need to make our cat a national no WORLD WIDE hero! Or empires of the NWO! What's the worst that could happen? Tits for everyone?
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:15 pm
» » » x xi go mad with power and replace all currency with tuscan salami. driven to insane paranoia, i go on a mass incarceration and execution spree, and eventually the people revolt and i am burned alive.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:40 pm
The Phrenologikal Cat
» » » x xi go mad with power and replace all currency with tuscan salami. driven to insane paranoia, i go on a mass incarceration and execution spree, and eventually the people revolt and i am burned alive.
Damn. I preferred my idea.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:20 pm
» » » x xbut either way, it's a chance i'm willing to take.
TO THE UN SUMMIT.
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