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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:55 pm
Mmmmmmmm~
Godivo chocolate was the absolute best. It was truly ambrosia among chocolates-- a passionate burst of milk chocolate enveloped the mouth from tongue to roof, with a refreshing mint aftertaste that left your breath feeling cool. Elegancia had to be careful, though, since too much indulgence would cause unsightly weight gain. She certainly didn't like looking at plus-sized people, let alone become one. Thus, she had to decide: eat more scrumptious chocolate, or gain a little weight. Oh, the plight of Elegancia!
She continued to mull the situation over. She didn't have a boyfriend-- perhaps she should hold back a bit? Then again, Elegancia didn't visit Godivo chocolate all that much, so maybe she should get her money's worth? Elegancia decided to have just a teensy bit more.
"Yoohoo, oh, girl!! Girl!!" Elegancia snapped her fingers in the direction of one of the unfortunate Godivo workers. "I wish for more chocolate, would you be a peach and bring me a raspberry-mint truffle? Thank you." She waved her left hand dismissively, as if to say you have your order, now go do it. The waiter chuckled in disbelief as she went to fulfill the princess request, as Godivo was and always would be a self-serve buffet.
Elegancia smirked. It was times like these that she enjoyed not having a care in the world. Well, aside from looking out for herself, of course. While waiting, though, she had the strangest feeling. It was kind of like... being watched? She shot glances around the room, but nothing was suspisc-- what was with that cat outside the window?! It was poofier than the Furby she used to have, with an even creepier stare. Why was it glaring at her so intently? Whatever. Riffraff felines had no place in Elegancia's thoughts.
And then the chocolate came out!! Elegancia's eyes widened, but she fixed her stare from the chocolate to the cat once again. It was still there.
... Why was her chocolate on a different side of the plate? She was sure that it had been further up, but now it seemed like it was... closer to herself? There was even a trail of chocolate from where it had moved from! Elegancia dismissed this as one of the workers playing a prank on her for the princess request she had made previously. Well, if they wanted to play that way, she just wouldn't tip them.
And that weird cat was still staring!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:37 pm
It was tantalizing, it was tasty, it was terrific. It was all of those many big t-words that would never pass through the tiny kitten's brain as anything more than yumyums. Usually Derpraline would just spend her mornings sitting outside of the confectionery, staring forlornly inside with an intensity that was disturbing in such a walleyed creature.
It of course, never occurred to her that if she simply went human and wandered into the place she might actually be gifted with a free sample. To Derp, it was unthinkable to ever enter human form without Astraea's permission! In fact, the feline leader usually had to force the kitten into her two-legged body!
But that day, her eyes were drawn to brown curls so similar to the bright sunny ones that belonged to her beloved Mags, topped with a pale blue bow that sat jauntily. Praline thought that this was a marvelous fashion choice, and watched her as piece after piece of the deliciousness was brought and without really knowing why, soon the bonneted feline was winding her way around ankles, sneaking behind plants, until she was under an exquisitely draped table.
Mewling upwards, she put on her most pathetic walleyed kitty face and hoped. Prayed. Wished. Wondered if there were perhaps chocolate waffles.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:33 am
Elegancia's initial reaction upon peeking under the table was to scream the most blood-curdling scream she could manage, but after noticing the frilly bonnet atop the feline's head, she couldn't help but be charmed. But that's where it ended-- being charmed. Elegancia really did not like cats all that much, she had one once and it clawed her favorite silk sheets into shreds. It was promptly sent far, far, far away.
"Hello, cat," Elegancia started, "is there something you need?" At this point, her stomach was full of delicious and delightful chocolate. It felt like it was dancing around in her stomach-- maybe she could get away with one more piece, but that'd have to wait. Elegancia peered back under the table, to which she found the little cat once more. It hadn't left, and it was still staring at her intently. "Look, cat, I'm not going to pet you if that's what you want." Who knows where the feral creature had been? In a dumpster? In the sewers? Ick! Judging by its fancy headwear, though, it must have belonged to someone.
There was a spare strawberry, for dipping in the chocolate fountain, on Elegancia's plate. This was probably the safest thing for a kitten to eat-- didn't chocolate kill animals? Although she disliked cats, she wasn't cruel enough to try and kill one. Elegancia chucked the fruit under the table when no one was watching, and started, "now that you've got some sustenance, leave me!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:11 am
She was just like a princess! To a little inexperienced kittycat like Derpraline, this was absolutely magical! She'd even fed her! Of course, it wasn't chocolate. But if she was willing to drop things under the table, the chocolates couldn't be far behind. Or maybe she'd pick Derp up? Maybe? It didn't matter! Appreciatively, the little creature rubbed against the princess' ankles and purred as hard as she could before settling to the strawberry.
It didn't take long for her to gnaw her way through the fruit, the fur on her mouth and chest now a strange shade of red, seeds starting to mat to the fur. Nobody could ever accuse Derpraline being a clean eater! Plaintively, she mewed again, rubbing some of her stickiness against the girl's ankles.
Please miss, I want some more! Purr purr rub rub please princess!
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:56 pm
"I always thought cats were solitary creatures," Elegancia thought, "this one certainly seems to disprove that." While dabbing her lips softly to remove any stray chocolate, Elegancia looked under the table one last time-- the kitten was skating around her legs as if it were on a railroad track. It was sticky and some of its fur stuck on her floral stockings, but she didn't mind too much. Maybe cats weren't that bad? She most definitely would not pick it up, but she could at the very least show some affection-- she needed to get it out somewhere, anyways.
Elegancia gracefully slid her hand under the table and rubbed the kitten's face in a c-motion. It really was sticky, and Elegancia had felt it!! Her fingers were almost adhesive now, and had cat hairs here and there on the palm of her hand. "That's enough," Elegancia said, now remembering why she never had cats around back at home. She pushed herself away from the table, folding her napkin in her chair and waltzing off towards the chocolate fountain. That would be her final stop. Hopefully.
She grabbed three large strawberries from the buffet (apparently deciding to get them for herself this time), and made her way to the fountain-- it looked so wonderful!! Upon reaching said destination, though, the chocolate burst out on Elegancia! It began to ooze out ominously. This, however, was the least of her problems-- there was now goopy chocolate all over her clothes and hair. She liked chocolate, but not THAT much.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:32 am
All but vibrating with purring delight, Derpraline leaned into the hand of the benevolent princess that reached down underneath the tablecloth to rub her face. As her fingers pulled back, coated in sticky, they brushed the glossy star that was barely visible on the kitten's forehead, and mental hell broke loose. Inside her tiny, dysfunctional feline skull fireworks were going off. Bells were ringing. The Hallelujiah Chorus was being sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir with accompaniment by the London Orchestra.
The princess was a senshi!! This only made Praline more eager than ever to get her attentions and she dashed out from under the table when yet more miracles occurred and the chocolate exploded outwards. This almost sidetracked the pathetic little creature and she eagerly rushed over before skidding to a four-legged halt. No! Astraea would be Very Displeased if she didn't do this! "Derp must get princess!" Tiny voice and tiny mind set themselves and she started to paw lightly at the girl's leg for attention, smearing chocolate.
All things soon to be considered, it was perhaps good that Derp hadn't tasted any of the chocolate, for it was slowly sliding back towards the fountain, mounding on top of itself until it rose up and two gleaming eyes opened in the center of the chocolate mass. It looked much like a mudman, or some other pile of liquid goo, but two arms and two legs were easily distinguishable. As little Derpraline watched in horror, hot chocolate shot out at the nearby servers and rapidly cooled, pinning them to the ground with hard chocolate bonds.
"Princess, oh you really really really really have to listen to Derp now!! Come with Derp now!!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:45 am
The chocolate was no longer dripping, it was hardening, and it made her feel numb in all the places it happened to be. It also caused movement to be much more difficult, but not impossible.
Elegancia stared in disdain as her beloved confection began to mutate into a gelatinous pile of mostrous proportions. The creature shot blasts of itself at a server in the corner, then another, and a few more-- Elegancia was thankful that it chose not to shoot her with a hard chunk of itself, but rather just ooze on her. It was disgusting, yes, but the blasts it was currently shooting seemed painful.
Amidst all the chaos, the little kitten that Elegancia had taken a liking to had found its way to her ankles once more. Rather than asking for treats, it seemed to beckon to her by pawing. What did it want? Most cats would have made their departure after receiving food, but this one stayed among all the horror! It (she?) was proving all of Elegancia's assumptions on cats wrong.
And then, it spoke. Elegancia figured the chocolate was perhaps hallucinogenic, and that it was taking its toll on her sanity. Where did it want to go, and what could a feline have to say that was so important? Atleast it addressed her by a title she was rather fond of. Princess. She would lend an ear out of courtesy because of this.
"Ahm, yes," Elegancia started hesitantly (she wasn't sure if other people were paying attention, and if they were, Elegancia didn't want them to see her talking to what was perhaps a figment of her imagination), "where is it that you'd like me to go?" She place a foot forward to demonstrate how sluggish she was at the moment, hard chocolate chipping all the while.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:43 pm
Oh no oh no oh no. Notgood was notgood and Derpraline was horrendously frustrated at this very moment. It showed on her face, all screwed up with consternation while her lazy eye started to wander before she made a quick decision and dashed in under a tablecloth. To Elegancia it would have seem like the kitten had abandoned her in distress, but it was not so. Underneath the table the kitten was trying her hardest to execute the magical backflip. Eventually there was a thud, a rattle, and the tiny poof along with a cry of unadulterated joy.
The monster had, for the most part, been simply gorging itself on the confections strewn about the tables, growing ever larger in size until its head nearly touched the ceiling. Everyone who had not been shelled in by its massive gooey attacks had long since fled, leaving only Elegancia and Derpraline conscious. However, it was coming back around, and the kitten was not content to idly wait by. Hooking her claws into the solid mass of chocolate, she dragged her way up towards the pretty princess and slid the pen into her sticky grasp.
"Princess princess I did it just for you! Derp is a good Derp, can you say things? You have to say the thing or it won't work. Can you say it? It's it's uhm...uhm....OOH OH!" Bouncing with excitement at having remembered faster this time, she tumbled to the ground but recovered quickly. "Rosalind Power, Make-up! You has to say it to get out okay princess? Okay? Derp did good!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:45 am
What an adorable little pen! Where had the little fairy tale kitten found it? Kind of gross that it had been in its mouth, but oh well, Elegancia wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. Aside from the ever-growing bestial mound of chocolate, Elegancia was rather enjoying this fanciful little hallucination. She decided to go along with the cat's whims.
"Yes, yes, Princess will follow your words," Elegancia said in an unhurried tone, "Rosalind Power, Make-Up!" The dream got embarrassing from there. Yeah, the chocolate had evaporated, but so did her clothes. Undergarments and all. Just as soon as her skin was exposed, a white bodice magically poofed on, followed by a frilly mint-green skirt, a giant golden bow, shiny pumps, silken gloves, and some nice make-up.
"Wh-What is this?!" Rosalind also noticed that her lovely cerulean blue streaks had turned golden. What was going on?!
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:48 pm
Derp was happily chanting the senshi's name, head bobbing from side to side with delight. "Rosa-lind, Rosa-lind! Senshi senshi! Derp found Say-lor Ros-a-lind!" The tiny thing was winding around her ankles, when a jet of chocolate came their way and she had to rapidly hop out of the way. The bright lights and shouts hadn't escaped the youma's notice, and it was starting to become very unhappy and was oozing its way back over as fast as its body could carry it.
The situation was rather precarious.
Dashing back under her table, Derpraline's voice issued forth. "Attack Rosalind! Attack and save! Save people?" She said this as if she was unsure if that's what a senshi was really supposed to do, but she'd seen others do it. It sounded a lot like what Astraea told everyone! Attack attack don't show mercy what was mercy? Questions questions to ask, lots and lots!
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:00 pm
"Attack?! Okay, cat, this dream is not fun any longer," Rosalind put hands to hips and tapped her left foot haughtily, and continued, "I am not some uncivilized baffoon!" A blast of chocolate shot right past Rosalind's face, to which she turned to face the beast.
"Look, you nasty pile of goop. Chocolate was already an enemy of mine, but this is ridiculous." Rosalind glared at the chocolatey abomination, hoping that her leer of hatred would do. Uh. Something?
Usually when she ran her mouth off at someone, that was that-- people would submit to her. The chocolate creature, however, was not phased in the least. In fact, it shot a baseball-shaped hunk of chocolate at Rosalind's face. It connected.
She threw herself back melodramatically, and called out to Derp. "Cat, ohhhh, cat, I am in so much pain!! What is this thing? I do not know how to fight!!" Rosalind proceeded to cup her hands over her face and moan in agony.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:25 am
Well that was inconvenient. Only in Derp's mind, 'inconvenient' came out simply as 'ohhh boy, not good not good not goooooood'. What could she do? What was that thing? First question, easy! A tiny chapeaued head poked from under the luxurious tablecloth again with an educational chirp. "That is youma. Big bad monster! Big, very baaaaad!" But the second was much more notgood than the first, weren't the senshi supposed to know what to do? Did Astraea tell her anything about that? No? Yes. Yes? Yes! "OH!" Scrabble scrabble went the nails against the carpet as Derpraline dashed out and was suddenly a human girl.
Bam! Just like that! Ruffles and lace everywhere, honeyed ringlets, blue eyes larger than any that Sailor Rosalind had probably ever seen before. Derpraline looked like she was always in a constant state of sugar rush, and who knew? Maybe she was! A napkin was hastily grabbed and pushed into the senshi's face to help wipe whatever was there away. She'd already had The Talk with both Mags and Astraea about how it was Very Rude to run up and lick people while in her non-kitten form. It was even fairly rude to do it then, according to the lead cat. At the same time, two tiny hands wrapped around one of the Senshi of Wealth's own. There was not much time, and this was not easy for her, having only done it twice.
Eyes closed, Derpraline turned all of her tiny ten-year-old attention inwards towards the pretty princess senshi and smiled up into Elegancia's face. "Pretty senshi has to say 'Sterling Silver Volley' and fight! You can do it! Derp believes in you!" And then, squealing, the guardian wrenched on the arm she was holding, pulling them both out of the way of another chocolate sludgeball. "You gotta try! Just a bit! Gotta!" As seconds passed, the girl grew more and more anxious. This was so notgood!
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:22 pm
Rosalind had her hands over her face while Derpraline explained what a 'youma' was, which, apparently, was big and very bad. She acknowledged the little kitten by moaning in agony and rolling over to her side, hands cupped over her face all the while. "No, no, no, I simply do not want to do this!!" She cursed the demonic little feline and her cute little hat in her head for bringing this all on her, oh, how rotten she was!
Suddenly, though, she felt a napkin rub all over her face (rather roughly, actually), and once it was removed, there was a girl there! Was she a worker? There was a certain... Familiarity? The hat, the eyes, the simple stare... It was the cat!! "I think I might have to sue this place for putting hallucinogens in their chocolate," Rosalind said as Derp put her hands on one of her own.
The cat-girl-fairy-thing smiled at her rather warmly, which caused her to feel rather serene-- it was a very gentle smile that was very soft and calm. "Sterling Silver Volley?" The words ringed and jumped and ran around in her brain... They sounded strange. Rosalind dodged the chocolate blast with Derpraline, and finally mustered the confidence to do as she was told.
She instinctually twirled like a ballerina and snapped, and without a second thought, she spoke the magic incantation she was told. "Sterling Silver Volley!!" As if by magic, silver coins began to pour out of the ceiling and onto the chocolate beast, causing it to dwindle down in size.
"D-did I do that?" Rosalind asked, looking over to the fairy tale child. "Will this make it go away?"
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:53 pm
Really, everything was working out far better than the girl had anticipated! Buttercreme curls bounced with excitement as Derpraline jumped up and down to whoop in victory before cramming some chocolate into her mouth and cheer again with a muffled sound. There were, after all, priorities. She wouldn't be able to get chocolate again this easily in her cat form! "Mmfn joo hotta cho dat rghin." It wasn't exactly easy to speak when your mouth was full of caramel, so she swallowed and tried again, looking unashamed.
"You gotta do that again! And again! Until it is gone! Derp has seem them, they sorta explode. BOOM!" Apparently the shock had worn off, because that sound came right next to the tiny girl as the table full of chocolate was buried in the disgusting slimy version the youma was made of. "Oh nooooo...hey mister! Derp was eating that! Now you really have to pay!" Trying to do an elegant twirl like Rosalind, the child only succeeded in falling on her tail with a small yelp.
"Go on! You can do it!"
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:57 pm
"Sterling Silver Volley!! Sterling Silver Volley!! STERLING SILVER VOLLEY!!!" Rosalind, for a moment, lost her grace and composure. She shouted her incantation several times, as if calling it more than once would make even more coins rain down. To her disappointment, only the standard amount poured onto the chocolate youma.
It belched out a brown gas and tried to shield itself of the shimmering dubloons, shrinking in size all the while. Rosalind looked back at Derp, back at the monster, then back at Derp once more. "L-look!! I'm defeating the yoh-muuhh!!" She felt very established and powerful. If she weren't so ladylike, she would have let out a battlecry like Xena. But she was, after all, a lady.
The downpour of coins finished, and there was little left of the monster-- just a little hunk of chocolate. Rosalind squashed it with her fancy pumps.
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