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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:25 pm
You call her ma'am, and you say please and thank you when you talk to her. twisted
Isn't that right, Ma'am?
NOTE: This isn't a rule and there will be no punishment for people who don't.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:52 pm
Absolutely correct, sir. wink I think I love you.
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:14 pm
Why thank you. That is a very nice thing to say, and I'm glad you like this. Please tell me if there's anything else I can do, ma'am.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:28 pm
That's quite alright, sir. Your services are no longer required for the night.
...On second thought...
heart wink
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:35 pm
Oh my, I'm terribly sorry but I'm not that type of gentleman. I'm not the type of gentleman that can always guess what it is you want if you don't say it.
ninja heart My heart has a ninja guard. It'll be awful hard to steal, ma'am.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:39 pm
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was a ninja guard to get through. May I ask why the ninja guard is present, sir?
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:46 pm
Well, ma'am, I hired him to keep me from stupidly falling in love, but he has this whole idea where philosophy is more important to being a ninja than real ninja things like nun-chucks and guarding. He also thinks stupidly falling in love is the best way to fall in love, and often the only way... so he doesn't really do his job as a guard. I really should get a new one. He even pushes my heart towards people! Can you believe that?
heart talk2hand ninja
He's doing it right now!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:56 pm
My, my, what a strange coincidence! I used to have a guard like that, too, and the same thing happened to him. Only he was a fallen angel sent from hell to watch over me. He kept telling me to give love a chance and when I did the silly underworldy being took advantage of me, and then he died.
But that's all ancient history!
...May I ask who your ninja guard is pushing your heart towards?
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:04 pm
You may ask him. If your story is any type of story guideline I think you might want to do it soon, ma'am.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:11 pm
Oh! You're right, I better do it soon. Mr. Ninja Guard Sir, who are you pushing pulch's heart towards? Don't you know that he does not want to stupidly fall in love?
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:15 pm
eek He says that he's pushing it towards you, because you're around. He also says that ninja's don't say ma'am, ma'am.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:21 pm
confused Only because I'm around? Mr. Ninja Guard, that is not a very hood reason to push someone's heart around at all! Don't you ever look for real chemistry?
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:02 pm
Ma'am, I sincerely think there are plenty of better reasons, like how you're pleasant to talk to, but it seems the reason he likes is that you're around.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:46 pm
Well, a reason is reason enough, I suppose! Mr. Ninja Guard, you don't think Pulch will end up like my fallen angel guardian, do you? Because things like that happen to people who show interest in me...
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:01 pm
ALICExxo Well, a reason is reason enough, I suppose! Mr. Ninja Guard, you don't think Pulch will end up like my fallen angel guardian, do you? Because things like that happen to people who show interest in me... Taking advantage of you then dying? He's not saying anything so I'm going to say no for him. No. Definitely not.
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