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Serah had been strolling through the park-- as her normal self, to attract less attention. But her negaverse sensors (that probably wasn't the most accurate description) went off noisily in her head when she saw a GIANT skirt in front of her. No, it wasn't the senshi that had caught her attention at first.. it was that ridiculously large skirt. She dodged behind a tree and hid her small frame behind the large trunk.

That wasn't cosplay. That much, Serah knew. It didnt look too much like a fuku either-- not like Flora's or Pegasus's. Serah had been guessing at first but the senshi's words proved her suspicion. Hm. Civilian.. prey.. that could mean other things but Serah highly doubted it. She would bet her bunny hairclip that the girl in front of her was a senshi.

She 'phased' into her negaverse form in a matter of seconds, leaping into the tree to make her "grand entrance." A voice spoke to Rosalind from above, in a seemingly innocent and amused tone. it was a snobbish voice, Serandite's head tilted ypwards to look at Rosalind in a down view.

"Are you just fat or is it the fuku that does it? Or perhaps.. morbidly obese would be the better word, miss senshi?" She put a finger to her chin, as if in deep thought, while looking the senshi over. She wanted to burst into laughter over that ridiculously poofy and large skirt.

Ha! Don't let the senshi catch her again? Serandite burst into laughter, laughing so hard she had to hold on to the tree with one small hand. She leaped in front of the senshi, the height of jumping revealed that she wasn't an ordinary little girl.

"No, obese is the right word. Look how large your fuku is." She said innocently, purposely aware that she was giving a really insulting comment. "Have you considered.. perhaps.. that I may be your source of danger?" Serandite said sweetly, immediately delivering a roundhouse kick after the comment. Her pink heel flew through the air, aimed for the senshi's core at her middle area.

Whether the girl dodged due to quick reflexes or not.. Well, either way, Serandite was fairly sure that she would take the snobbish senshi by surprise. "I didn't think senshi could get any stupider and you guys just prove me wrong." She said in a condescending tone, a grin corssing her face.

Bounced like a bad check..? What was with this senshi's comments? How horribly lame. Serandite wasn't even sure how to retort to that. How awkward. But as the girl seemed to realize something, Serandite clapped her hands excitedly.


"Bingo! It's called the negaverse miss senshi. N-e-g-a-v-e-r-s-e." She spelled it out, taking a famous line from a video game she had recently played. "Got it memorized?" She imitated the tone, giggling afterwards at the uselessness of this senshi. She predicted that this starseed would be too easy to steal. But she didn't want to become overconfident because Virgo and Atlas had proved her wrong all too soon.

"We can do this the easy way. Or the hard way. I can take my starseed out of that large frame of yours.. or you can hit me with your skirts because that'll do plenty of damage. Mentally, you know? Getting hit by a skirt that looks like an umbrella." It seemed that Serandite could not look past the skirt issue. WHO COULD. ITS LARGE LIKE WHOA. Obviously, she would be stuck on this issue for awhile.

Serandite's hair.. looked dirty? She fingers a lock, sniffing it curiously. She could still smell the tangerine-scented shampoo that she had brought recently-- was it the color that looked dirty? How offensive.

(That was a hypocritical comment that Serandite would not admit.)

She took a few steps toward the senshi, chuckling as she tripped. Even Virgo and Atlas hadn't been this useless.. but they were together at least. This senshi didn't stand a chance alone. But the situation seemed rather strange to Serandite.. the senshi wasn't defending herself. What was here sphere? Why didn't she attack?

Perhaps she had an ace up her sleeve. Perhaps she didn't. Hm. Serandite didn't step too close, throwing her bunny down next to her. It landed on it's feet, in a standing position in an exact imitation of Serandite's pose. It wasn't a small bunny anymore-- It was quite large now. Hand on hip, she kicked at the fallen senshi.

"I dont believe we've been introduced. Since you don't seem too busy, I suppose we have times for introductions. It'd be quite the shame not to know the name of the starseed I'll soon be getting." She said sweetly, fluffing her hair, hand on hip. "I'm Lieutenant Serandite. Not bunny brat." She emphasized her name, yanking on the senshi's hair with a bit too much force. But she only had a grip on the brown curls, yet to yank any actual hair from the girl's head yet.(She had picked up a few things form Kunzite.)

Serandite didn't even grab her hair that hard-- which was why it was surprising when the scout flailed around as if she had pulled off a chunk of hair. Which she.. eventually did. A shocked look came on her expression, followed by disgust.

IT WASNT LIKE SERANDITE WANTED THAT HAIR. DISGUSTING. (she was only after Nemesis and those black and blue locks. Not this scout's, ok.)

"H-hey-- This is your fault for moving-- It's not mine-----" Serandite tried to hastily inject, she didn't get a chance to explain as a pump bounced off her rabbit and hit her straight in the face. Serandite fell backwards, pain shooting from undetermined parts of her face. What were those pumps made of-- a golden brick?

Ow.

Okay, this was officially the most pathetic excursion that Serandite had ever gone out in. She let the locks of hair blow in the breeze, a disgusted look taking her her expression.

As much as she knew she should have, she was not follow that senshi any further-- those golden pumps were a lethal weapon to deal with and Serandite would not be the lucky gal to be in that position. But she did sit there a little baffled, her own hand scratching her head, large brown eyes blinking with uncertain amazement.

What a batty senshi.