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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:39 am
This roleplay is a private comedy for Gee-Nee--Lee and Anna Darkice. Our Characters?
Mains
Scotland
Korea
Warnings? Rated T
Vulgar language,
Strong words,
Violence,
And possibly sexual content.
Viewer's discretion is advised.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:01 am
xxxx ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬ xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ In the wide streets of southern Italy, the sky was painted a revived blue. Cool and simple, but to Saundra more beautiful and youthful now that she'd finished her most deadliest weapon. A guitar that submits powerful brainwaves and turns people into zombies.
Well... it worked on the test rats, but she wasn't exactly sure if it would work on the Italians.
Pfft. She could forget about that Korean. He was already a half an hour late and clearly not interested in getting Anne for himself. With Saundra's new invention [her top secret invention] she could bend the free will of people just with the ping of a string.
However she needed to test it out first.
Let's see. The innocent fruit stand keeper! Saundra turned to him, flicking her hand until the pick appeared almost magically between her fingers. Then the Scot held down two cords and strummed, her eyes watching as the shopkeeper dropped his belongings and turned to her, his eyes deep and emotionless. Stiff as a robot.
"Ah yes~ It works after all!"
'Mama look! That girl's hair looks like firecrackers!' A little boy pointed, his mother hushing him for Saundra's sake as they rushed away.
"UWAH!"Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:34 pm
 I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth Korea"Hm?"
Chin-Hwa took a deep breath. The scent of Italy. The savory scent of baking, the fresh breeze, the strong smell of tomatoes....
It made him sick. He hated Italy. Even more than the aroma of Italy, did he hate the streets.
He was really lost. He had planned to come two hours early to set a trap for the unsuspecting Brit, but ended up half an hour late. Damn.
Suddenly, a sharp noise erupted from marketplace. A shrilly voice commented on the spectacle.
Modt definitely Scotland.
With great elegance, he jumped onto an awning, and from there landed on the adjacent rooftop. He followed the ruckus to a scene two blocks away. With mild surprise, he watched as the red-head pranced around with her instrument. It looked terribly useless.
"Oi, Saun. What'cha got there?" He inquired in an almost mocking tone. However, North Korea doubted she would be bright enough to pick up on the subtle insulting manner. Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:35 pm
xxxx▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ And behond, the buffoon had appear. He was high up, maybe too high for the Scot to throw her squirmish voice at him. She didn't need to waste her voical cords yelling at the Korean.
Instead she aimed the instrument at him, smashed her fingers to the cords and struck the iron cords hard with her pick until a wave of static hit the air, enough to shake the tiles of the roof.
"You Baboon! You know how late you are? Or... have you given up on Anne?"
She strummed the guitar once more, causing heads to turn and eyes to go lifeless against their will.
"I was just about to go fetch her for myself~ You see this?" Saundra strummed again, her fingers much more softly this time as the bodies swayed to the music. "This is my new little toy." She grinned, strumming faintly to cause the bodies to lower.
"Too bad it doesn't work on Asians."
Saundra had to admit; it had its own faults. Most asian music missed the E sound which her guitar clearly used as a brainwashing trigger. It was too bad though. Maybe next time right?
She stopped, people suddenly falling out of their trance with puzzled expressions as the Scot took shade under the roof. Not long after the sounds of Italy returned and the Spanish influenced music sickened her ears.
First of all she needed to remember her mission. Erm... Their mission. Anne was visiting southern Italy with at certain German for the weekend. All they needed to do that just jump in and snatch her and run.
Saundra tched, her fingers itching to just throw the blasted instrument up at Chin-Hwa's head and steal Hungary away. However, no matter how she hated to think of it, she still needed his help. She'd tried so many times to kidnap Theo, but instead came face to face with Beowulf and was left defeated.
All she could do was pout, but just as a flash of long brunette hair turned the corner, Saundra jumped, flinging the musical mind machine at Korea and dashing off after what she thought was Hungary.
"See yah later, sucker!"Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:44 pm
I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth KoreaNorth Korea's braid whipped around, succumbing to the force of the guitar. When she had finally delivered her message, he replied. "Not my fault Italy is so damn complicated...and no. I will never give up on Anne."
She took no notice. As much as he hated to admit it, Chin-Hwa needed the stupid Brit. He had captured Anne before, as had she, but that damn Alvaro was always saving her. Why couldn't he be a coward like his father? It made no matter. No one could stand up to the duo, not once they were united.
It would amount to nothing if they didn't stay together, however. Which was why he panicked when Saundra took off.
"Get back here!"
He gave chase to the Scot and possible Anne.
But, alas, the musical instrument came his way. He dodged it, but, it caused him to trip. He fell from the rooftop, and into Saundra's path. Which caused her to trip.
RIIIIIIP.
It turned out, it was Anne. And, Saundra had just ripped her dress off. She shrieked.
"Oooh. Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:24 pm
xxxx▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ Indeed it was Anne. Walking beside her was a tall white haired young man as they padded the streets of Italy, Saundra sharp on their trail. All for a brief moment.
Then there had come the busy part of stopping and avoiding the cars that spewed pass and the people that so causally got in the Scot's way. She could have just taken her instrument and strumed and threw them all to their feet. However she was quite the careless type.
If only she hadn't stupidly thrown the machine at the Korean, she would have been able to do such things. But no, she had that wee bit of that scramble-brain trait from her uncle England.
"Uw-Ah!" Saundra screamed once a heavy mass tripped over her and her body was rapidly meeting with the ground. However, her reflexes had kicked in and her hands groped for the nearest thing to her. Hungarian clothing.
"Oooh." Chin-Hwa replied much to Saundra's dismay, an angry German glaring down at them with blood red irises as the Hungarian grabbed for what little clothes she had left.
"Wait... I'm not Scotish! I- We- It was his fault!" Saundra screamed, kicking a foot to Chin-Hwa's face before storming up onto her heels, a big toothy grin as she pointed to the Korean.
[ooc/]
Sorry if things aren't getting all that far. ._.;
Maybe after this they can return to their base with black eyes and a broken brain washing machine?
We just need to practice, that's all!
Oh, and their base is in Cicily, west of Southern Italy. Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:59 pm
I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth KoreaCrackling.
North Korea heard crackling. He looked up.
It was Adelbert's knuckles.
-----Time Skip----
"I'm blaming you for this."
Chin-Hwa pointed at Saundra. His face was a mess. He had two black eyes, and a broken, bleeding nose. Some of his hair was ripped out, and his curl had been tied in a pretzel knot. Which was very painful.
"You. You're the one who threw the guitar."
It was true. The whole situation was 100% her fault. She had left him behind, she had thrown the guitar, and she had rushed in without thinking. It was a long, and shameful walk they were taking back to Sicily. With a bloody trail to highlight it. As they came in front of the base, he stared at the keyboard for a moment. They had tight security. Damn Italian police force. And possible German invaders.
"What's the passcode again? I forgot. Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:54 pm
xxxx▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ Saundra rolled her eyes, her legs tired from the journey, but even more tired once Chin-Hwa asked for the password. She'd break his freaking finger if she wasn't in such a lazy mood.
"It's JACKARSE, idiot." She screamed, making sure her "r"s were completely rolled before smacking the asian across the head.
"Well, you could have caught it and used it. But no. You're brain's just a wee bit too small for that ain't it, lassie?" She said before kissing her teeth aloud. It was more as Korea's fault than hers. He was the butter fingers and it was his fault for tripping Saundra in the first place.
She could have grabbed Anne. She could have landed a nice kick between the German's family jewels and gotten away with the Hungarian. But no. Korea just had to be wagging after her like a lost pup until he got in the way.
It's all your bloodly fault! If you'd let me get my hands on that girl, we would be after Theo next!" She screamed, her dirt smudged face reddening as she stomped her feet to the ground. Throwing her fists into the air with fustration and trashing about.
"THEO WOULD HAVE BEEN MINE NOW!" He whom she so admired would have been there with her, holding her and feeding her seedless grapes as their servants fanned them with large white ostridge feathers.
But how could Theo be with her now? A black eye, her dress almost in ruins from the narrow escape. Luckly she wasn't all that bad off compared to the Korea, but who cared?
She huffed cursing and kicking up some dirt before yanking at Korea's pretzeled hair.
"It's all because of this stupid hair! This is all so stupid!" She screamed, finally letting go and kicking the doors of the base.
"STUPID!"Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:04 pm
I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth KoreaSaundra, once again, ranted.
"How is it my fault that you threw that piece of crap at me?"
She was so very, very stupid sometimes. As in all the time. Theo now, she ranted about. How he should be hers. How it was North Korea's fault.
B.S.
"We really need to get back at that Adelbert."
However, she paid no mind to the Asian's comment. Instead, she decided to pull on his oh-so-sensitive curl. He gasped dramatically, and blushed furiously. Again! She pulled on his ero-zone. The most special of spots. He only wanted Anne to be allowed to pull on his most special hair.Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:49 pm
xxxx▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ With another kick of the door, the base opened and Saundra stubbornly grabbed for Chin-Hwa's curl once again, kicking him inside before the doors closed behind them. Luckly their base was well suited to blend in with its surrounds, however inside was another story. Computers, coshy chairs, a meeting room that consisted of a U shaped couch seated nicely infront of a television set and a round coffee table.
"Tch. That piece of crap would have made us RICH. If it wasn't for you, we'd have Anne." As in we, she meant her. Saundra really didn't have any taste for Hungary, but just to see the Korean squirm was enough to satisfy Saundra for a night.
HOWEVER. That was not possible since they'd lost the machine. Saundra's fingers were ready to rip the curl from Chin-Hwa's head when lass suddenly popped out from her messy locks of hair. The thumb-sized girl shook her head with a no and tugged at Saundra's smudged dress shoulder.
"Fine. I won't kill him. Yet." Her eyes sharpened at Chin-Hwa before disappearing off to the bathroom, triple locking the door on her way in.Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:30 pm
I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth Korea For the umpteenth time that day, Saundra ripped viciously at the curl. The Korean squawked, and flailed at the girl. Harder and harder she pulled, before finally she relented. Speaking to thin air, Scotland disappeared into the bathroom
"Humph. b***h."
Chin-Hwa was curious, though. What was his ally/arch-rival like underneath the clothes? The bare skin? In the nude? He decided it was time to find out. After she had locked the doors, gingerly, he picked out a lock-pick. With great skill, he undid all three of the locks. Stealthy as a mouse, he peeked at the nude 'lady.'
And burst out laughing.
"You have no chest, hips or a** whatsoever! It's pathetic."
Laughing so hard he almost couldn't breathe, he doubled over. It was just priceless. Originally he thought she just had loose clothing or something, that hid whatever hills and valleys she possesed. But no, there was nothing to hide.Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:25 pm
xxxx▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ Saundra didn't waste her time screaming. Instead she shot Korea a cold glare, her eyes sharpening before she wacked a foot at his face and kicked the door shut. Hopefully his nose would scream in pain like it did when Adelbert attacked.
"Frigg'in lassie." She hissed, lifting a finger to seal the door magically. Of course she had nothing to hide and had no shame in her body being viewed. But until she got hold of Theo's precious body, her chest would be flat as the tiles her feet rested on.
She threw another curse word after entering the tub and yanked the curtains shut, twisting the handle until the water spewed out from the shower head." Even in the midst of flowing time, oppression spins round and round.
I can't even see the heart that's leaving me, didn't you know?
I can't even get myself to move, slipping through the cracks of time.
I don't know anything about what's around me, I'm just me and no more.
Am I dreaming? Or seeing nothing? My words are useless even if I speak.
I'm just tired of being sad, I should go on without feeling anything.
Even if you give me the words I'm at a loss for, my heart just won't pay attention.
If I can move, if everything changes, it will go dark"Saundra sang, making imitations with her hands until the very water that beated against her shapeless body began to dance into illusions. A trick of the eye. But this was no trick. It was just alittle something from her uncle England's side. But as the word "dark" rolled off her tongue, the illusions parted and became nothing but water again.
How funny. The lyrics reminded her of a certain someone. The person she was years ago when she decided to live her way. To stop taking bloody orders from her older cousin, Alice.
"Damn Korean always getting in my way. Next time I'll crush his head!" She shouted, slamming the shower handle down with a heavy thud. Soon finding herself rather boiling, but peckish.
Maybe she chould eat his limbs and feed the to her Scotish fiends friends? No. She couldn't take Denmark on alone. He was far stronger than any opponent and just a simple grab might bruise her.
"Tch." Saundra grabbed for her towel, plopped it to her soaking dark brown head and began drying. "You better not be watching me; yah ol' sinkhole!" She huffed, finally lowering the towel to her torso and lifting a finger.Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:34 pm
I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth Korea How very odd it was. Normally, a girl would either be upset about how he was peeping, or how he called her flat. But she made no remark on either. She was upset, but not about his peeping. He was on a quest to figure that witch out, and he wouldn't stop until he was done.
I-it wasn't like he cared about her or anything. He was just curious about the weird Scot. Know your enemy, right?
Perhaps it had something to do with her 'love,' Theo. The best way to find out would be to have her interact with the Greek.
"Why don't we try going after Greece this time? See if we have better luck?"
He couldn't have her knowing of his plan. Or thinking that he actually cared about the moody brat. The best way to drive it home that he absolutely did not care would be to make a rude remark.
"It sounds better when Japan sings it in its native language, by the way!"
Damn Japan was always singing the newest songs, and Chin-Hwa was always trying to nuke his neighbor for it.
And failing.
Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed. OOC=Hooray for Green Day referrences!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:05 pm
xxxx▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ « ▬xxxxMs. Saundra Findley says {xxDear idiot,★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ xxxxxxxxxxx★ Stepping out of the bathroom, Saundra flicked her wet hair at Korea and made her way to the dressing room, tossing the wet towels aside once she entered.
Getting Greece had nothing to do with luck. Saundra knew better. In every attempt, he'd be with the Dane. Kissing, hugging, loving and being all sickly cute together. A sight she hated the most. However if Korea wanted them to grab for Theo first, then fine--
Saundra paused, her fingers still clasping tight to the hooks of her training bra.
Why would Korea want to try their luck on Greece? Wasn't he more crazy over Hungary? A twinge of instinct struck Saundra, but she brushed it aside, continuing to fix her underwear on before grabbing an exact duplicate of her dress eariler. Better to go in disguise than not go at all.
"Fine... I'll go after Theo, you can handle Beo."
First of all. Those two were always together. Always. Before they can get their hands on the Grecian, they'd have to split up. Korea being a guy could handle the tall Dane, right?
"You distract Beowulf, then I'll grab for Theo. Is that ok?" She asked, slipping the dress on before walking out. "Or are you too wuss for the job?"
On the other hand, this would be rather entertaining. She wanted to see Korea's skills and if he was strong enough to be called an ally, then maybe they could snatch up a few more mind slaves on the way, right?
Oh jolly~ This was going to be fun.Tick Tack Toe,
I'm the dog and you're the bone,
My ghostly papa's on the phone,
Read them ready and let's go.
Tick Tack Toe.
I'm the trigger and you're the stone.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:37 pm
I'm dead serious about all of this. See how serious I am? --->
Sxxxnxxxexxxaxxxkxxxy
xxxxxSneaky...
Like A Rat
xxxxxxxxxxMouse
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNorth KoreaNorth Korea struggled not to giggle at Saundra's training bra. Come on, how old was she again? 18? It was like she was a guy. Except without balls. And much nicer hair.
Um.
"I'm no coward. Of course I can handle Denmark."
He was changing the subject in his own brain. Oh well, he could totally handle some dumb blonde. Axes, Shmaxes. There was no way Chin-Hwa, the great communist, could ever be defeated by the likes of him.
"How are we going to find them?"
It was an excellent question. They had already known where the Hungarian and her 'escort,' were going to be. [North Korea still snickered at their denial of the relationship.] But, they hadn't checked to see if the others were going to be anywhere near them. They knew they'd be in Italy, but Italy was a big country.
They should've planned ahead.Alone, we fail. Together, we still fail suceed.
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