It was a fine day in the middle of the night. Two dead brothers stood up and faced each other. Back to back, they drew their swords and shot each other.
I see said the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.
All together, one by one, raise it down.
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:53 pm
Saucey, I love you and all, but I think you lost your marbles.
She had marbles? *Closes my eyes and looks for them.* Finders keepers who return to the original owner.
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:15 pm
OMG! A hammer and saw! That's a pun because you don't know if it's a saw used to saw wood which would make sense because there's a hammer or saw like he's seeing things which would make sense because he's a blind man who's seeing!
One little ant screams, "STOP! if we march 2 by 2 we'll be going faster!" The ants go marching 2 by 2 pudump. pudump. They are really fat and their footsteps go "pudump. pudump".