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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:46 pm
Hokay, so I was thinking as a little holiday fun, we'd have a little thread to rewrite songs for Christmas.
Now, the songs can either be Phantom songs done for Christmas or Christmas carols Phantomized (such as the 12 days of PotO). I figure this would get people's creative juices to flow and to be a good bit of fun and laughter. Plus, who knows, we may find one of the songs to our liking and use it for the holiday!
All I ask is that you keep it PG-13, bash-free (mostly), and that you tell us what the song is to the tune of so we can sing to ourselves as we read. Or, for fun, record yourself singing it and upload the audio here!
Happy Holidays, Phantom Phan Guild!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:51 am
Everyone sing now...
"On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me... a mask!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:17 am
On the second day of Christmas the phantom gave to me
Two Prima Donnas
and a mask!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:56 pm
I think we can all appriciate this one...
Jingle bells,
Vicomte smells,
Carlotta lost her voice.
The Opera Populaire,
Lost a Chandelier;
And the Phantom got away.
^.^ Spur of the moment. Maybe at one point, I'll sing it for ya with my uber-bad voice. lol
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:51 pm
XD that was great Saknika
Dashing through the snow...
Bare back on my horse...
I'm a fop I know,
at least i'm not a ho!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:13 pm
Ume Makoto XD that was great Saknika Dashing through the snow... Bare back on my horse... I'm a fop I know, at least i'm not a ho! XD Omg, I love that. That's gonna be stuck in my head for a while.
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:51 pm
Ume Makoto XD that was great Saknika Dashing through the snow... Bare back on my horse... I'm a fop I know, at least i'm not a ho! *takes a bow* You did pretty well yourself.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:56 pm
Silent night,
Scary night
Something's wrong,
Christine's gone
The Phantom came,
And took her away
Raoul is sad,
For he's a cad
Now all is well,
All is right
Erik has Christine,
The marriage is tight...
Okay, give me credit for trying. I don't even know the words to silent night, just a bit of the tune. sweatdrop
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:09 pm
Down once more to the land where the snow is pure,
And you know all the presents do allure.
Come together with your family and friends!
Oh, why you ask do I sing this song year after year?
Not for the likes of you, but to spread the Christmas cheer!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:32 pm
Does anyone remember that one link to the one Christmas song that was Phantomized? Its like a partridge in a pear tree or something I dont know the title of it.
Well if anyone knows of it, pm me. ._.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:14 am
Rockin Around the Christmas Tree
Rockin atop the chandelier
Erik's yelling at the fop
Everyones screamin loudly
As they try and run away
Raoul gets a nauseated feeling
from Don Juan
Erik's feeling up Christine
who seems to be orgasming
...
thats it, I'm done. =D
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:58 am
XD those were great!
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer:
Raoul got crushed by a chandelier
While he was watching an opera
You may say theres no such thing as Phantom
But as for me and Christine, we beleive
Raoul was drinking to much wine
And was being such a fop
Erik decided this was perfect
To exacute his plan...
When they found him Christmas mornin'
After the opera burned down
There were nothing but his bones
And some of his foppy clothes
Raoul got crushed by a chandelier
While he was watching an opera
You may say theres no such thing as Phantom
But as for me and Christine, we beleive
Its not that good XD But I tried razz
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:00 am
Kaliea_007 Does anyone remember that one link to the one Christmas song that was Phantomized? Its like a partridge in a pear tree or something I dont know the title of it.
Well if anyone knows of it, pm me. ._.
Is it this one?
On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
A mask
On the second day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
2 Christines
...And a mask
On the third day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
3 pretty harmonies
2 leading ladies
And a scary porcelein mask lalalala
On the fourth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 ingenues
And this sweaty porcelein mask I have to wear
On the fifth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
5 high D's AAAAAH!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
"You do Saturday matinee." "No no I'll do Wednesday and Thursday."
And this sweaty piece of porcelein on my face
On the sixth day of Christmas the Phantom gave me
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's AAAAAH!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines (and an understudy)
And this rubbery lip thing I have to wear also
On the seventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's AAAAAH!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 ingenues
"I think I'm a pretty good-looking guy, now I wear a pizza on my face."
On the eighth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
8 tone-deaf dances
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's AAAAAH "sqwacks*
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines (and the understudy)
"You guys have to kiss the rubby lip thing." "Yeah we know."
On the ninth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
9 cameras flashing
8 tone-deaf dancers "Hey, we're not all tone-deaf." "That's right darling."
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's "Actually she's supposed to sing an E." "Hey!"
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines "And there's only one Raoul."
And this really great mask I have to wear
On the tenth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
10000 rehearsals
9 beepers beeping
Lalalalalala
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's *sighs*
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
"Hey we sing the E!" "Yeah sure you do."
And no one even gets to see my hair
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
11 pyrotechnics
10000 pulleys
9 cellphones ringing
8 on-pitch dancers
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high E's AAAAAH! (Carlotta+Christines) "Amateurs."
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 ingenues "3."
And this sweaty piece of porcelein on my face
On the twelth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
12 YEARS in Phantom
11 pyrotechnics
10000 cast changes
9 cameras flashing
8 diva dancers "Cheeky monkeys."
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
A whole bunch of Christines
And the sweaty piece of porcelein on his face
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:38 am
xd This sounds like fun... let attempt to do O Holy Night. 3nodding It's Youko's favourite.
On that Rouen night, the chandelier was brightly shining,
It was the night of our dear Erik's birth.
Long lay the Opera in clashing notes and error pining.
Till Erik appeared and showed Christine her worth.
A thrill of hope, the weary Opera rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel of music's voices!
Oh, Rouen night, the night when Erik was born;
Oh Christine, oh prima donna, oh singer divine!
Oh Christine, oh prima donna, oh singer divine!
Led by the light of candelabras serenely beaming,
With cringing heart by swan bed she stood.
Over the opera, on a chandelier the Phantom was swinging,
Now comes the Daroga from out of the Persian land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
BAH! I'm not done! DX I gotta go to the Christmas eve party. I'll finish when I get home.
Mine's so... not funny. rofl I'll try to sing it if my parents aren't around. or else they'd be like, "WTF?!" ...and the lyrics kinda jump around a lot... O_o
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:04 pm
PetiteLotte Kaliea_007 Does anyone remember that one link to the one Christmas song that was Phantomized? Its like a partridge in a pear tree or something I dont know the title of it.
Well if anyone knows of it, pm me. ._.
On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
A mask
...etcYES! Do you have the link?
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