Hey! I was just listening to the radio, and got so pissed off by what I heard I wrote these lyrics.


You can take your dumb clothes, and yo bitches and yo hos
Lay a finger on me and I’ll break your damn nose
Think of looking at my lady lumps, I’ll nutcracker your sugar lumps
I’m not some little girl that you think that you know.

I’m a woman not a teaser, I’m a thinker not a pleaser
I’m not gonna wear a short skirt just to make it easier
I’m a woman not a thing, I don’t need your god damn ring
This girl's miss independent I don’t need my phone to ring.

So if you really loved me, you really wouldn’t care
If I went out one day without my makeup or my hair
I love the ladies and the gents and contraire to misconception
I aint gonna ******** her just to give you your erection

But I aint gonna leave you, cause I’m not that kinda lady
If you stay with me I guarantee I won’t stray neither okay?
But you think for one second that I’ll give a second chance
Pack your bags you’re outa here, cheaters don’t get romance

I’m not a good girl, not a saint, but not a moron all the same
I don’t need to be put on display or have guys all looking my way
I’m not an object to been seen, I’m a human with a brain not a dumb machine
I’m an equal not a lesser, not good, not better

So Miley shove that up your smiley, Ke$ha stick it in your party
Gaga flip it on your disco stick, Fergie can jump off London Bridge
Black Eyed Peas can shut up please, Chris Brown go to penitentiary
Eminem fly away on a Mockingbird and I’ll laugh at you all. HA!