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 Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:55 am
I've gotten some pretty funky Valentine's in my inbox and I'm really to share them with you guys in all of their unnaturalness! Please don't be shy. Post yours to if you like! I really would like a good laugh and I'm sure the rest of UG would so as well.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:02 am
The Ones I Received This one was cute: Moonlite__Syren,
You know how the song goes: "Gorgeous men say only Drow rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your strong embrace. Now I know how Kamina felt when the cities first parted to reveal Drizzd Do'Urden silhouetted against a powerful sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, loving quickly until you get here. I think I like this one the most, from my best friend irl:My beloved Moonlite__Syren,
You and I are just two furry people trying to make it in this red world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our soft love. Without you, I'm nothing but a blue cat. My best friend irl's sister: Dear Moonlite__Syren,
How I long to hear your Bloody song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Lithium. How your Dark voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded non-sparkling vampire. Such Pain! Let us join together and Kill in unison, your moonlit song carrying our hearts to fearful heights. This one was just.... weird:
Dear Moonlite__Syren,
I believe it was wake me up who once sang, "Oh, my in, my before, I've hungered for your destiny a long, wiggle time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, kitty spanker, who said "caressing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing angelic drow heart like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:05 am
My beloved Silence_And_Sorrow,
You and I are just two squinty people trying to make it in this marblized world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of lunging at the pope in the past, and I know you've dabbled in identity theft, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our splendiferous love. Without you, I'm nothing but a mammalian ape.
Yours generally,
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:12 am
The Ones I Sent Out This was probably the worst one lol:Please, my beloved, come with me on a Big journey to the deepest c**k of my Liver. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Palmdale and dance with me across the undulating Blender? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Spat like Waxing Birds? To my best friend: How I long to hear your fluffy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Bad Romance. How your smelly voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded koala. Such crazy! Let us join together and fishing in unison, your vintage song carrying our hearts to sparkley heights. Best Friend's Little Sister:How I long to hear your skrieking song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Paper Planes. How your poopy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded hyena. Such mental! Let us join together and playing in unison, your flammable song carrying our hearts to hairy heights. ....I believe it was Tarja who once sang, "Oh, my phantom, my talisman, I've hungered for your heart a long, bloody time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, 50 cent, who said "killing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing eagles like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
....Please, my beloved, come with me on a naked journey to the deepest cupid of my lungs. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Barton and dance with me across the undulating sash? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and fly like smoking wings? ....
You and I are just two hard people trying to make it in this long world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of nude in public in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our fiesty love. Without you, I'm nothing but a raging walrus. To Quen XD:You and I are just two dark people trying to make it in this demented world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of defile lolth in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our venomous love. Without you, I'm nothing but a bloody viper. .....Please, my beloved, come with me on a neon journey to the deepest light of my gall bladder. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Ulorbbath and dance with me across the undulating blender ? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and dance like stabbing nymphs ? .....You know how the song goes: "bloody men say only demons rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your retarded embrace. Now I know how edward cullen felt when the succubi first parted to reveal harry potter silhouetted against a pointy sky. It was crazed at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, bowling quietly until you get here.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:39 am
Received:
Roesor xor Venorsh,
You know how the song goes: "pickley men say only boogers rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your squishy embrace. Now I know how President Obama felt when the lumps first parted to reveal Mr. Hat silhouetted against a sleevless sky. It was ecstacy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, punting funckaliciously until you get here.
Yours truly,
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Dearest Roesor xor Venorsh ,
I cannot begin to describe how incredibely my nose hair burns for you. As I write this, I'm haunting in my pancake, unable to contain my flapping desire. Please, accept my fruity embrace and know that you're truly the kumquat of my eye.
I yearn for you miraculously,
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Dear Roesor xor Venorsh,
How I long to hear your itchy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, I'm a Barbie Girl. How your rough voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded tuna fish. Such elated! Let us join together and undulate in unison, your sticky song carrying our hearts to swimingly heights.
With love,
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Dear Roesor xor Venorsh,
I believe it was Escape the Fate who once sang, "Oh, my collar, my blood, I've hungered for your Master a long, smelly time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, ???, who said "hugging ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing chocolates like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Sent:
I cannot begin to describe how sweetly my ears burns for you. As I write this, I'm fighting in my bed, unable to contain my holding desire. Please, accept my dark embrace and know that you're truly the apple of my eye.
I yearn for you lovely,
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How I long to hear your possessed song again. What was it called? Ah yes, jumpin' over. How your tasty voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded fish. Such sorrow! Let us join together and eat in unison, your red song carrying our hearts to hungry heights.
With love,
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You know how the song goes: "smelly men say only cities rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your molded embrace. Now I know how drizzt felt when the feet first parted to reveal serbitar silhouetted against a darkened sky. It was sorrow at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, burning hungrily until you get here.
Yours truly,
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:47 am
I like this one the most! Quote: Dearest Roesor xor Venorsh , I cannot begin to describe how incredibely my nose hair burns for you. As I write this, I'm haunting in my pancake, unable to contain my flapping desire. Please, accept my fruity embrace and know that you're truly the kumquat of my eye. I yearn for you miraculously,
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:56 am
:c I sent a bunch out and never got any in return.Disregard that I suck cocks. Quote: Dear Nakita Maceo, How I long to hear your bubbly song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Smells like Teen Spirit. How your fragrant voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded naked mole rat. Such elation! Let us join together and donkey punch in unison, your funky song carrying our hearts to sand-papery heights. With love,
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:17 pm
Another one I sent out: Quote: When I think of you, I get lemurs in my kidney. Though it makes me feel red, it's also exciting. Whenever we jerk together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are shanking at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously fluffy and hairy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a dance of the pimple? I hope we can keep eating together for over 9,000 years.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:45 pm
Dearest ________,
I cannot begin to describe how swimmigly my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm smiling in my fish, unable to contain my teasing desire. Please, accept my ticklish embrace and know that you're truly the apple of my eye.
I yearn for you lovely,
Roesor xor Venorsh
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___________,
You know how the song goes: "soft men say only eyes rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your warm embrace. Now I know how Sou-chan felt when the ears first parted to reveal Serbitar silhouetted against a gentle sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, kissing sweetly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Roesor xor Venorsh
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A reasonable one
Dearest ___________
I cannot begin to describe how deeply my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm turning in my bed, unable to contain my blazing desire. Please, accept my loving embrace and know that you're truly the apple of my eye.
I yearn for you tremendously,
Roesor xor Venorsh
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:23 pm
 I believe I've sent only two valentines this year. Last year, it was fun. This year, it's just boring. I love Gaia, but it could come up with something new every now and then. This past month has been just a reusal of old ideas (the Love Charm, full of recolours, February's MC, etc).
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:16 pm
Nakita Maceo :c I sent a bunch out and never got any in return.Disregard that I suck cocks. Quote: Dear Nakita Maceo, How I long to hear your bubbly song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Smells like Teen Spirit. How your fragrant voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded naked mole rat. Such elation! Let us join together and donkey punch in unison, your funky song carrying our hearts to sand-papery heights. With love, I wonder who sent you that one? wink
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:46 am
That_comic_guy Dear The Phrenologikal Cat, Please, my beloved, come with me on a tits journey to the deepest tits of my tits. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in tits and dance with me across the undulating tit? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and tit like tits tits ? Yours truly, That_comic_guy
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