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GuardianAngel of Betrayal
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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:48 am
I've come up with a string of logical reasonings that the fat man in red is handi-capped!
- He drives a sleigh cause the reindeer are like his seeing eye dogs and look for him
- He parks on roofs cause he cant handle to concept of a handi-capped parking space
- He goes down chimneys cause hes blind and cant find the door
- The whole purpose of a christmas tree is the smell. It's so powerful that it draws him to it to place the presents under
- The milk and cookies are for his diabettes.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:18 pm
This doesn't make any sense at all. Especially the diabetes thing.
A diabetic needs to maintain their blood-sugar, usually making sure it doesn't get too high or too low. Now, christmas only happens once a year, so Santa would be eating EVERY SET OF MILK AND COOKIES LAID OUT FOR HIM IN THE WORLD in 24 hours. If he was diabetic, some poor kid would wake up, every year, to ind him passed out in their living room from diabetic shock.
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GuardianAngel of Betrayal
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:56 pm
i never said he eats EVERY set of cookies just what he needs... cause i dont know about you but my cookies were never eaten when i believed in him and it does so make sense.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:14 pm
I always ate Santa's cookies for him. 'Cause he's too fat and doesn't need more cookies.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:09 am
No, no! You have it all wrong! Santa is a Communist! Not handi-capped... Although some would argue the difference.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:57 pm
Or maybe he's handicapped cause he's so damn fat from people feeding him milk and cookies.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:10 am
GuardianAngel of Betrayal i never said he eats EVERY set of cookies just what he needs... cause i dont know about you but my cookies were never eaten when i believed in him and it does so make sense. If he can get enough glucose the other 365 days of the year, without the help from cookie-handouts, I'm sure he can on hristmas, too.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:59 am
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GuardianAngel of Betrayal
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:28 pm
KABUKISTAR GuardianAngel of Betrayal i never said he eats EVERY set of cookies just what he needs... cause i dont know about you but my cookies were never eaten when i believed in him and it does so make sense. If he can get enough glucose the other 365 days of the year, without the help from cookie-handouts, I'm sure he can on hristmas, too. how do you know he doesnt? what do you think all those elves are really doing? pssh... he's got 364 days to make 6 billion toys. Theres companies that can do that in like 5 weeks.
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