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 Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:10 am
My beloved XemryXIII ,
You and I are just two awesome people trying to make it in this acidic world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of raping a 9 year old in the past, and I know you've dabbled in killing gummy bears, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our pantsless love. Without you, I'm nothing but a horny cheetah.
Yours jokingly,
Emerium
ANYONE who reads this: Make a valentine and send it to XemryXIII rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:21 am
I just sent:
Dear XemryXIII,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a amazing journey to the deepest pants of my liver. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Salem and dance with me across the undulating turkey? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and run like killing snakes?
Yours truly,
Jynx the Fool
WE should all gang up on him and send a bunc hof Valentines to him.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:11 pm
rofl rofl rofl
omg...my spleen hurts!!!
xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:21 pm
Hell, I'll do it.
LET'S DO THIS! xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:40 pm
XemryXIII,
You know how the song goes: "bob men say only billy rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your bob embrace. Now I know how billy felt when the bob first parted to reveal billy silhouetted against a bob sky. It was billy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, bob billy until you get here.
Yours truly,
animoil6
I dee kay
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:19 pm
I just sent this:
Dearest XemryXIII ,
I cannot begin to describe how sneakily my ear burns for you. As I write this, I'm dying in my devil, unable to contain my killing desire. Please, accept my evil embrace and know that you're truly the plum of my eye.
I yearn for you crappily,
iYummyGum
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:48 pm
Dearest XemryXIII ,
I cannot begin to describe how p***s my p***s burns for you. As I write this, I'm p***s in my slimy, unable to contain my p***s desire. Please, accept my p***s embrace and know that you're truly the p***s of my eye.
I yearn for you p***s!,
Emerium
COMPLETE AND UTTER p***s!!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:02 pm
Sent:
Dearest Xemry,
Let us run off into the night under the cover of darkness so i dont have to worry about seeing your pantlessness running alongside me, and then tommorrow we shall be eloped........ to other people. ;3
Twasn't my idea,
l3lue_lvloon
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:08 pm
Lol Xemspam *plays acoustic guitar in background*
My beloved XemryXIII,
You and I are just two adorable people trying to make it in this sexy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of patricide in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Rickrolling, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our smelly love. Without you, I'm nothing but a orange 4chan.
Yours quickly,
absolclaw
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:18 pm
Dear XemryXIII,
When I think of you, I get wolves in my lungs. Though it makes me feel sexy, it's also exciting. Whenever we lick together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are flying at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously awesome and funky with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a jump of the beard? I hope we can keep barking together for 99 years.
lovingly yours,
La Lionne
xp
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:27 pm
XemryXIII,
You know how the song goes: "squishy men say only stalks of wheat rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your grumpy embrace. Now I know how Zuko felt when the gummy bears first parted to reveal Edward Cullen silhouetted against a yellow sky. It was RAAAAAAGE at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, pillaging happily until you get here.
Yours truly,
Fabulous Dahling
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