http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the white house. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
