Post your Funny Valentines! :D

[Abiding Angel]

Hello minna~!

If you've noticed the little pudgy cigarette smoking middle-aged cupid floating at the top of your navigation bar that means that Gaia has launched their mini Valentine event! biggrin So what is the deal with that grubby little cherub you ask? Well, if you click on him it will lead you to a form that you can fill out to send a PM valentine to your friends.

It's quite simple:
~Just pick which friend you'd like to send it to.
~Fill in the blanks with the type of word it asks for.
~Send to your friend.

You will get to see a copy of the letter that was sent to your friend. Some are pretty hilarious, and brightened up a few people's day. So, post the letters that you received, or the ones you gave in this thread. If you feel uncomfortable about doing it, you can always erase the names.

Here are a few that I've been kindly given already:

Quote:

Dear Abiding Angel,

I believe it was Olivia who once sang, "Oh, my penguin, my pimento, I've hungered for your milkmaid a long, frightful time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, MC Hawking, who said "expanding ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing bagels like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

mugoi_usagi

Quote:

My beloved Abiding Angel,

You and I are just two Adorable people trying to make it in this embarrassed world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Homiside in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Vanity, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Clean love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Thoughless Cats.



Yours Gladly,

Yamaxchan

Quote:

Abiding Angel,

You know how the song goes: "quick men say only tacos rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your black embrace. Now I know how Haruhi Suzumiya felt when the tacos first parted to reveal Jack Sparrow silhouetted against a lazy sky. It was loneliness at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, looking quickly until you get here.



Yours truly,

some one very nice.

Quote:

Abiding Angel,

You know how the song goes: "cute men say only puppies rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your funny embrace. Now I know how Harry Potter felt when the flowers first parted to reveal Draco Malfoy silhouetted against a fluffy sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, thinking sweetly until you get here.



Yours truly,

TwinkleTwirl08

Quote:

Dear Abiding Angel,

I believe it was that one chick BrandyS who once sang, "Oh, my puppy, my clown lamp, I've hungered for your coconut tree a long, voracious time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Eminem, who said "skipping ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing flamingos! like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

TheGoatZodiac