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 Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:17 am
[  ▶ ▷ { Love's Lost, Like a Bullet's Path } - -It can be utterly stupid, hilarious or just plain.
From a friend, author , family member, just anyone.
Quote it all down, look back, remember - laugh.
If you want to comment on that quote, go ahead. - - [ Yes, I am the Storm, So What? ] ◀ ◁
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:19 am
.. My aunt used to tell me all the time
Never trust a fart.
It still makes me laugh
Glad to know my maturity level isn't too high.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:20 am
[ ▶ ▷ { Love's Lost, Like a Bullet's Path } - -My friend had her purse in her back pocket.
A girl came forth and asked if she had money..
Respond :
"I have *smacks a*** LOTS of money."
With attitude and happiness, this quote is just priceless. - - [ Yes, I am the Storm, So What? ] ◀ ◁
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:22 am
" I'm not racist, I [hate everyone equally] / [own a coloured TV]"
"First I ask you, then I'll tell you. Don't MAKE me MAKE you."
"That is so buff" (inside joke replacement for cool)
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:26 am
[ ▶ ▷ { Love's Lost, Like a Bullet's Path } - -" I'm not racist, I [own a coloured tv]"
Lol.
I'm in med school, so i guess some would find this funny,.
"If he doesn't get an erection, what, he'll be happy huh?"
A teacher tried to joke around, well, he succeeded due to his extremes of sarcasm. - - [ Yes, I am the Storm, So What? ] ◀ ◁
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:50 am
I was trying to unzip my jacket and a friend of mine was watching me.
I let out an exasperated sigh and said "This is soooo annoying."
He looked at me, winked and said "Zippers were made to be unzipped."
" Sans toi, les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois. "
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx×xxxHipolito
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:20 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:18 am
[ ▶ ▷ { Love's Lost, Like a Bullet's Path } - -Love Dr.Cox!
"It's disturbing when doctors call you their :- 'Practice'"
twisted - - [ Yes, I am the Storm, So What? ] ◀ ◁
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:50 pm
" Courage is the most important of all the virtues, because without courage you can't practice any other virtue consistently. You can practice any virtue erratically, but nothing consistently without courage. "
" I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. "
-Maya Angelou
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:06 pm
"Well you can just bite me."
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. xD a vampire book
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:03 am
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to be loved and to love in return."
"Yes, you do have a soul. It tastes like butterscotch pudding."
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:31 am
"Some of us are born into the right place, and some of us have to go out and look for it."
"I swear to God, Janice, if I do not get a cappuccino right now, I will turn into a werewolf."
All of senior year I would look for quotes and put them on the board in my English class. It was fun.
«little monster»
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:44 am
I may get flamed or bad responses because of my three favorite quotes, but I don't care.
Here they are.
1. “How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”
2. “I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature”
3. “By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise”
All three were said by Adolf Hitler.
Does it make me bad to quote Hitler?
It shouldn't.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:33 am
Not really, he was an intelligent man...just alittle screwy lol.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:40 am
You laugh at me because I am different.
I laugh at you because you are like everyone else
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