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 Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:56 am
You can post messages you have gotten or sent to people here so that everyone can maybe get a small laugh out of it.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:57 am
Dear Robert.Thibodeau,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a lovingly journey to the deepest wang of my brain. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Prince George and dance with me across the undulating monkey? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and run like screwing hearts?
Yours truly,
diablo_woman
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:58 am
Robert.Thibodeau,
You know how the song goes: "green men say only pants rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your black embrace. Now I know how Hiruma felt when the shirts first parted to reveal Memori silhouetted against a red sky. It was mellow at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, blocking aggresively until you get here.
Yours truly,
diablo_woman
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:17 pm
I would except no one has sent me any.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:08 pm
Dear DeathTalon69,
When I think of you, I get Cats in my Heart. Though it makes me feel Happy, it's also exciting. Whenever we Walk together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are Sewing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Sunny and Wet with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a Talk of the Ear? I hope we can keep Reading together for Ten years.
Quickly yours,
Silver Wolf aka Blade
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:09 pm
DeathTalon69,
You know how the song goes: "Cloudy men say only Rats rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your Blue embrace. Now I know how Blade felt when the Cats first parted to reveal Tuvak silhouetted against a Raging sky. It was happiness at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, running quickly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Robert.Thibodeau
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:11 pm
Dear DeathTalon69,
When I think of you, I get Duck in my Duck. Though it makes me feel Duck, it's also exciting. Whenever we Duck together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are Ducking at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Duck and Duck with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a Duck of the Duck? I hope we can keep Ducking together for Duck years.
Goose yours,
Robert.Thibodeau
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:30 pm
diablo_woman,
You know how the song goes: "Duck men say only Duck rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your Duck embrace. Now I know how Duck felt when the Duck first parted to reveal Duck silhouetted against a Duck sky. It was Duck at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, Duck Goose until you get here.
Yours truly,
Robert.Thibodeau
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:31 pm
Dear diablo_woman,
How I long to hear your little song again. What was it called? Ah yes, counterfeit. How your blue voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded monkey. Such sadness! Let us join together and sitting in unison, your smelly song carrying our hearts to simple heights.
With love,
Robert.Thibodeau
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:38 pm
Dearest Nicole Thibodeau,
I cannot begin to describe how deeply my eye burns for you. As I write this, I'm swimming in my vernon, unable to contain my hooping desire. Please, accept my purple embrace and know that you're truly the orange of my eye.
I yearn for you slowly,
Robert.Thibodeau
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:09 pm
Dear Silver Wolf aka Blade,
When I think of you, I get wolves in my lungs. Though it makes me feel fast, it's also exciting. Whenever we run together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sitting at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously large and small with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a clap of the forehead? I hope we can keep jumping together for 6 years.
quickly yours,
diablo_woman
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:10 pm
Dearest Silver Wolf aka Blade,
I cannot begin to describe how Roughly my Nose burns for you. As I write this, I'm Eating in my California, unable to contain my Reading desire. Please, accept my Fugly embrace and know that you're truly the Pineapple of my eye.
I yearn for you Stunningly,
DeathTalon69
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:11 pm
Dear Silver Wolf aka Blade,
How I long to hear your Wonderful song again. What was it called? Ah yes, I Swear. How your Scary voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Wolf. Such Love! Let us join together and Hug in unison, your Wondrous song carrying our hearts to Creepy heights.
With love,
DeathTalon69
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:18 am
My beloved diablo_woman,
You and I are just two Soft people trying to make it in this Hard world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Pride, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Dry love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Wet Wolf.
Yours Quietly,
Silver Wolf aka Blade
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