Can you come up with your own parodies to classic Christmas tunes? I have done that for many years and I am calling out a challenge.

My latest is part of We Three Kings. Now titled We three Pigs

We three pigs of Orient are
bearing smell and covered in tar
Having loads of money for our honey
And not the type in the jar

Oh ho...

Slop on yonder, Mud so tight, hope we don't get in a fight.
To save our bacon that stirred not shaken.
Lard that is heavy not light.



So, can you do better than this?