So one time I came home from school and then my brother and I start tokin. After a while my brother has to pee or something and he goes to the bathroom, but my mom is in there running the bath. After knocking on the door for a while, she says "Sorry" and that's it (lolololololo).
So he comes back in and tells me about how earlier my mom was asking my older(er) brother knew were to get some green. My older(er) brother flipped out, and my mom said she was 'just kidding' (yeah right mom, you're such a fuucking stoner).
My mom's business partner was in the car, and her son has done all types of shiit, and has stuff all the time.
Anyways, after he told me all of this I go downstairs to mow down on some food, and my mom is there and I started talking to her, but she was totally drifting off, and her eyes were pretty bloodshot.
My mom... Is fuucking awesome... Someday I'ma get her ripped off her a**.
[SCG] Stoner's Corner Guild
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