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 Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:53 pm
A Mother had 3 daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop”.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways" Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:36 am
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king size!hahahahaha!
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:48 pm
ang dami mong post haney title lng nabasa ko sweatdrop xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:27 am
tamad magbasa mga tao ahahahahaha
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:16 pm
both ways=lesbi? lol lagi namin npguusapan ang mga green stuff kea lam ko meaning nung iba. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:04 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:31 am
whahaha saka na pag 18 ako! rofl jkjkjkjkjk
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:34 pm
Recycled Condom whahaha saka na pag 18 ako! rofl jkjkjkjkjk SLASH - - - - - - -
wow ah?conservative!xD
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:11 pm
pa- conservative lng yan c chelai, pero daming alam nyan xD
reyna ng forrrrn nyan eeeeh rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:15 am
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reyna ng forn?wag kang ganyan, labs ko yan.. emo
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:04 am
kea nga reyna sya, ksi ikaw ang hari bum. heart
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:20 am
iiiTouchMeNot kea nga reyna sya, ksi ikaw ang hari bum. heart SLASH - - - - - - -
ng forn?pwedeeee! rofl
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:23 am
twisted twisted ano pinaguusapan nyo touch at bum xp
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:26 pm
Jeff Mist twisted twisted ano pinaguusapan nyo touch at bum xp Oy minor ka ah rofl
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