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 Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:35 pm
what was in your opinion, was the funniest or weirdest pick up line u've ever heard. i've heard some weird and funny ones but i'm just weird (not including the Bi part) and it's just random so lets hear them biggrin
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:59 pm
My d*ck just died...can I bury it in your a$$?
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:10 pm
I lost my number, can i have yours?
I may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cause your looking magically delicious.
The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my house and spread the word.
I love pick up lines.
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:52 pm
the only ones i can think of are some insider ones my friend and i come up with to joke around with each other
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:27 am
I lost my teddy; can I sleep with you?
And from my friend Micah:
I'd like to pick your pubes from my teeth.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:29 am
Are you from Alaska? Cause Al-ask-a for your number.
Made me laugh so hard, I couldn't stop. rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:46 am
Schulz_666 My d*ck just died...can I bury it in your a$$?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:10 pm
Hey there, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
That's a nice outfit, I bet it would look great on my floor.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:30 pm
are you a light swich baby cause you turn me on!
exscuse me is there a mirror in your pocket casue i can see me in your pants.
you just made my floppy disk a hard drive darling
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:49 pm
"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"
"how heavy is a polar bear? enough to break the ice"
"Hi, I'll need your name and number. I've scraped my knee falling for you and I'll have to call my insurance company."
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:39 pm
Schulz_666 My d*ck just died...can I bury it in your a$$?
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