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Moosenstein

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:15 am


Ladies, let's have some fun.
We're gonna stick our meat in between your buns
Your p***y is the port and we're plugging it for sport.
b***h, betta get down on your knees.

Like Karl Hungus, I be Logjammin,
big-assed booties get the straight slammin'.
I saw your n00dz on Show Your Boobs,
fill you up with exotic lubes.
Chill, don't trip, it's just my d**k.
I know you never seen such a monster stick.
Whip off your bra and run it between your tits,
rest my balls on your juicy lips.
I'll pull your hair, suck on your feet,
and when I bust it's "Ahhh, skeet skeet!"
When I'm done scratchin' your itch,
get your a** to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:23 am


You don't have to go to the McDonald's drive through,
you can have my McDick up inside you.
We don't need to leave the crib if you want somethin' to eat,
I got a deep d**k pizza and a 5 for 5 roast beef.
b***h, I met you on MySpace.
You asked if I had a log for your fireplace.
Got you on the floor and unbuttoned you blouse,
you got mad when I kicked you up outta my house.
Don't talk to me b***h, you know my M.O.
Says on my profile, I don't date a ho,
I wanna love you in your butt till you pass the ******** out,
then I lean over, take a dump in your mouth.
You're gonna have to clean my floor
if you spit that s**t out, whore.

Moosenstein


LeRaven

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:08 am


neutral neutral Don't post your dirty wet fantasies in our subforum, Moose.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:14 am


Oh my.

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Tanyarbles

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:06 pm


OH MY GOD. XDDDDDDDDD
*dying*
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:26 pm


LeRaven
neutral neutral Don't post your dirty wet fantasies in our subforum, Moose.
Roll up in a Pacer, ridin' on spinners,
pull out my d**k you eat it for dinner.
Sittin on a couch with a goth and ******** 'em in the a** and c** a McFlurry.
All day bitches bug me at my house,
bust in your a** then you clean it your mouth.

Moosenstein

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