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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:21 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:03 am
you know you have been playing too much warhammer when..
...when choosing players for a sports team, you start assigning everyone a points value.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:53 am
You start calling Religious preachers heretics and tell them the Inquistion knows where they live. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:13 am
You say "I'm going to give to Nurgle" instead of "Have a s**t".
I've done this.
gonk
-Mykal
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:20 am
My brother got an Ork to paint up. I'm talking to his friend on MSN.
"How long has he been there?"
"Twenty minutes or so."
"How big is his nob?"
"Not as big as the boss."
"Rightio."
"Will he get any Mega Armoured ones?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Not worth it points wise, he reckons."
"Rightio. How about for modelling?"
"No. Too limited."
Nob humour. Oh-so geeky.
gonk
"Can you get your nob on webcam for me?"
-Mykal
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:01 am
Top 10 list stating....,
You know when you've been playing too much Warhammer when.
10. You haven't sleeped in the past month.
9. You start notifing your friends as "hummies"
8. You seeing this list on the late show with David Letterman
7. You swore off bathing, because you want to be the next chosen of Nurgle (good luck with that one)
6. You refer your mother's mini van as a Land Raider.
5. You want a skink for Christmas, so it could do all your choirs or get you stuff
4. You can relate anything in life to Warhammer
3. You Waaagh after receiving an award
2. You tell your parents you want to be a Space Marine when you grow up
And the top reason why you know when you've been playing too much Warhammer when....
1. You claim that George Bush is a Chaos Daemon of the warp bent on galatic conquest, and has create a cult of followers.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:28 pm
I recited the litany of loading and unloading when working on a pc during internship. I even went as far as reciting the appeasement of the machine when working on an infernal server.
One of my Newgrounds chums plays a lot of paintball and one of his guns broke down, so he and his team gathered round the broken weapon, sprinkled it with oil and recited prayers from the Uplifting Primer. It didn't fix the gun but it did unnerve their opponents.
My brother has gone as far as to really shout WAAAGH! when going on the offensive. I also seem to swear in 40k lingo, saying "frag" and sometimes stating out loud that the Emperor should be thanked for what has happened.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:46 pm
Lt_Brookman I also seem to swear in 40k lingo, saying "frag" and sometimes stating out loud that the Emperor should be thanked for what has happened. O.o I do that all the time. At least the other people in the office don't kow that I'm actually swearing my head off when I do. Very useful.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:27 pm
When you refer to E.T as "That filthy Xenos scum."
When you refer to police as Inquistitors.
When you recite the Litany of hate in your head every time you see someone you hate.
.When you shout "Freem" during climax wink .
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:58 am
Dark-oneechan Lt_Brookman I also seem to swear in 40k lingo, saying "frag" and sometimes stating out loud that the Emperor should be thanked for what has happened. O.o I do that all the time. At least the other people in the office don't kow that I'm actually swearing my head off when I do. Very useful. The term "Frag" has also been used by Lobo of the DC comics universe. He either over using the word frag, and would refer himself as "The Master of the Frag".
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:47 pm
i've heard my IG friend useing words like ,feth,tread fether, gak, and other words like that from guants ghoast
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:02 pm
I need to learn these litanies!! scream
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:52 am
Then I suggest you buy the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer. Oh sure it's expensive (Yeah right...) but it's a fun read and a basic requirement for all Imperial Guard players. Carry one when going to battle with your armies!
And the first smart a** to start posting all the litanies, prayers and incantations here under the auspices of helping the others will be kicked for breach of copyrights.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:22 pm
When you know what set of models you got by shaking the box.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:46 pm
Your afraid of upsetting a machines machine spirit and attemp to calm those already upset or messing up.... i actually tried calming my C.D. player once.....kinda scared my friends.
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