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 Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:36 am
Have fun, and be innovative.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:03 pm
((You know I always do XD)) Highlights of the Pay Per View were shown, as Yuke deserted her partner Harli, after she won the tag team titles with him. I'm going to enjoy tearing you into pieces!! I CAME TO PLAY!! I came to play!There's a price to pay! Time for you to get on your knees and pray I CAME TO PLAY!! Say goodbye to the good old days They're never coming back Watch your future fade I CAME TO PLAY!! I came to playI came to play to get my dues paid I guess you had a dream But it cant be safe I CAME TO PLAY!! I'm here to stay.. Best get out of my way... I have come to play I CAME TO PLAY!!Yuke made her way down to the ring one of the tag titles were around her waist, the Dementium title was on her shoulder. She carried the other half of the tag title. She walked down the ring with a smirk. She was wearing a nice dress as she entered the ring. She grabbed a microphone. " This past November in WWE:E the team known as The Deadpool was formed.
But let me tell you a little side story, you see back in a place called ICW. Harli and myself were a tag team there.
Hell we're the current reigning Undisputed Tag Team Champions there. Harli, we've been great friends and all.
We kicked a**, didn't bother with the details of name taking.
But at Showdown, you disrespected me, you disrespected my abilities, and you disrespected our team.
I am the WWE:E Dementium Champion, NOT YOU!. I won that belt and retired the Diva's division.
What did you do? Nothing. Yet I took you in because let's face it we're a the bane of other tag teams existence.
Yet, you want to not bother showing up for your own match. My opponent never showed up for mine, I was already pissed.
But then WWE:E Management called and asked me to take your place. Face the Tag Team all alone.
I saw a chance to dethrone The Tag Team, and prove that we were better even if I had to do it myself." Yuke pauses for a moment as she looks at her Dementium title. " You see it goes like this Harli, you disrespected me by not showing up and then I had to fight by myself.
But then you DO show up, did you not think that I couldn't handle myself? Obviously not.
That was your next mistake. Strike two.
Then you have the nerve... THE NERVE!! To put my title on the line. MY TITLE. Strike three...
See that wasn't going to happen Harli. So I left you to wallow in your own mistakes. So I taught you my first lesson...
I walked out on you.... Yet I didn't stay gone for long..
You see I'm not going to allow you to lose my title without me even being in a match....
So I came back just as you were going to lose everything I worked so hard to obtain.
And what happened? I single handedly won the match for us. Do you doubt me still? " Yuke then smirked as she looked on. " So right before I won the Evo Tag Titles for us, I did a little creative contract negotiations.
You see in the event that you get hurt... Well.. I can name your replacement.
It was time to teach you another lesson, you do not disrespect me!
So I allowed you to be hurt, just so I can name your replacement.
Although being a God that he is, its obvious that him being your replacement is a crime.
I unfortunately tarnish his name by saying that he's replacing you but then I realized.. We'll be a better team than you and I ever were.
The only person you have to blame is yourself and your brick head.
Soooo Without further adeu, let me introduce to you my NEW Tag Team Partner.........."
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:53 pm
"Heh heh. Oh the webs we weave." Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of ALL ages!
Feast your eyes on spectacles never seen by modern man!
For your entertainment pleasure and safety, sit as far as you can from the screen
And tuck your ears and elbows. Hold on to your seats, kiss you grandmother goodbye
And be prepared to be blown away because will be on-(R*9JF$#(#&$(HF(#H)~~~~~~ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.And off went the roof. The face of a man unseen in quite sometime shook the foundations of the arena as the mere glance of the man's face brought surprise to all, save for Yuke. While signs were immediately raised high and the foreboding screen illuminated the stage with the frozen soul of a man Forsaken, the man Forsaken himself blew past the curtain and to the top of the ramp where his eyes of torpor betrayed the faintest smile. Which was then brought to full force as he smiled full. Surely as his entrance served to "Signify" a change to the scene, nothing else could truly be said once he made his way down to the ring. Using the steps to enter the ring, Shadow climbed through the ropes and gave his version of an amused shrug to Yuke before he seized a mic of his own from an honored crew member. As his music died, Shadow soaked in the energy of the moment before he began to speak. "Well, I did say it'd be one hell of a night."And to the delight of his fans, it certainly was. "Now before I get fired with a bunch of questions that I'll be too shitfaced to answer, I'll give it to you straight. Last night, I got a call from Yuke. She explains to me that she's been partnering up with a brick, and honestly the first thing that came to my mind was some weird-a** porno. But we'll get back to that in a second."He allowed the laughter to settle down. "She explained to me that, in traditional Harli fashion, Harli kinda ******** up. And, no offence Yuke, being the cold-hearted, home-wrecking, power-hungry, piece of gorgeous a** you are, dropped Harli's sorry a** like a bug bomb and sent it packing back to down under. And needed someone to take his place. So I thought about it. And I thought about it. And then she mentioned that I'd have his gold. So I said, '******** right I'll do it.'"And the people rejoiced. Yay. "Now, it's usually not my policy to tag with women, mainly because there's always the worry that she'll fall in love with me and be a Yoko to my Beatles. However, as I'm pretty sure my nuts would get chopped off with a hot ice pick and then sent to feed some starving child in Haiti in her case, I think it's safe to say teaming with Yuke is a groovy acception."He turned to Yuke. "So, Yuke, jests and bricks put aside, I think this time around I'll have a better run with a partner. So since you honored me with this prize, I honor you with a guarantee. A guarantee that is quite simple: you're going to hold onto that gold for a long, long, long time."
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:57 am
"Hey Yuke, are you forgetting about me" The titantron was seen with Harli sittin in a chair near his hospital bed with his body almost bandaged up including his injured leg. Harli's expression was twisted with hate and pain, on the bedside table was four bricks. 3 of the Bricks had Matt Stone's, Mike Landry's and Yuke's names written on them, the other brick was there because it's purpose would come up soon enough. Harli looked straight towards the camera before he began to speak. "Do you think you will get away with this. Leaving me to get feed to the sharks known as Matt Stone and Mike Landry, I was the one who had won us the titles, you where there to drag me out of the cage. Yuke, I admit that I did mess up and I went over my head but you didn't have to be a ******** b***h and storm out in anger, also I'm sorry for running late for the match but the damn traffic was horrible." Harli had a brief moment of slience as he looked over at the bricks before facing the camera again. "I bet your thinking about why I have four bricks sitting here, well you little whore I will tell you." Harli then proceeded to pick up the first two bricks with Mike and Matt's names on it. "These two here are for Matt and Mike, I will crush their skulls with them for their actions against me at Showdown and not only that but I will break every last bone in their bodies." Harli puts the two bricks down before picking up the brick with Yuke's name on it "Yuke, this one is for you darling, because your gonna regret turning on me and leaving me to the sharks. What I will do to you is alot worse then what I will do to Matt and Mike, I'm going to kill you, Yuke. I considered you, my best friend in the world but when you ******** me over big time, now when I get out of here, no one will be safe from my anger and path of destruction. You can run but you can't hide". Harli picked up the spare brick and threw it into the camera, knocking the camera man out of his chair as the titantron went black.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:02 pm
Yuke rather ignored Harli's little 'hissy fit'
"Who was that guy?" she said with a shrug as she handed the other tag title to Shadow.
"No I didn't forget about you Harli, but you seem to not know me at all..
You make too many damn excuses, tell them the real reason why you were late?
Your whore of a girlfriend wasn't done with you.
Don't worry I took care of her. Oh yes...
But let's get a few facts straight. I WON the tag titles. Not you.
Me. Stone and Landry are too tame to be Sharks, they're not me. I am a ******** shark, and I will rip anyone who gets in my way apart with my fangs.
You're damn right you're sorry, your ******** pathetic. Look at you slowly wallowing away in your despair, your simply fading away from relevance.
You cannot kill what refuses to die, I am not your darling but you should never hurt a woman scorned.
Harli, I am the Carnage Queen of the Crimson Road and you will know your place. I assure you of that. "
She said with a smirk as her music played
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