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 Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:01 pm
Prince Care for Dummies❖ Written by Djubre
Maximilian Y and Adelle X
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:16 pm
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Egg________________________1
Tadpole____________________.2
Princeling___________________3
Prince_____________________ll4
???_______________________..5
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:16 pm
Egg
So you've received your very own member of royalty? Congratulations, you are a very lucky owner. There are a few things you will want to keep in mind when you're looking after your unhatched Prince to ensure that they grow up happy and obedient--would you have it any other way? _____Growth (What to expect when you're expecting)Right now, the egg won't do much but sit there. Occasionally, you will see a few flickers of movement, but until you see it start writhing madly in its soft plastic-like shell, you have nothing to worry about! You can relax at this stage and kick back your heals while your baby grows. Unlike normal childbirth, you won't feel any kicking (different can be said about when the child reaches adolescence though...)!_____InteractionOne important thing you must note at this stage is that the more interaction you have with your egg, the more loving it will behave towards you when it is older. Neglected eggs have been known to produce very troublesome, rebellious Princes who dissent against their Master's orders, so the closer you keep the pin to your heart, the less strife you will have with your Prince when it grows older. Maximilian recommends you keep it pinned above your heart at all times if possible; when the egg matures to adult, even then he will recognize you as his parent and have more respect for you that way. Of course, that isn't to say that if mistreated as a Princeling, he will still grow to love you either way. _____CareWe understand the inconveniences that may result from carrying the pin around with you for approximately two weeks, so we have devised a quick method of taking care of your egg to ensure that it's safe throughout its development. Pins can be washed, but very carefully, as the outer lining of the egg is made from relatively sensitive materials and harsh cleaning chemicals of today may just break through the surface and poison your baby. Water soaked into a gentle static-free cloth should be sufficient in cleaning the pin should it become overly dirty.
While showering, do not take the pin with you as hot water may result in adverse side-effects.
Most importantly, during sleep, it is imperative you attempt sleeping in a position that will not jeopardize the pin's safety, as great pressure against the egg may crack the shell and abort your baby. If this is not possible for you, do not wear the pin at all, or at least without some sort of hard protective shell over it. Since sleeping takes up one third of your day, not wearing it during these times may prove disastrous for your pet's obedience training. Keep in mind that we do not give refunds for rebellious Princes.1xxx
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:17 pm
Tadpole
Your Prince is now at his most vulnerable active stage of his life and care and interaction at this point is crucial. This section of the guide will provide you with a few basic pointers for taking care of your tadpole._____GrowthAt this stage, you will begin to see very drastic changes happening to your Prince. The formula he currently resides in is packed with supernutrients and will ensure a speedy growth for your tadpole. Over roughly a two-week period, you will notice that your little one has quickly sprouted legs from his sides and developed much more humanesque features on his face. He probably looks quite ugly at this 'in-between' stage, but do not despair, he will soon begin to resemble a human baby, complete with large, striking markings covering his body (these will soon expand and get watered-down as he grows, so don't worry if your tadpole currently looks like a Picasso portrait).
Even though you will be tempted to take him out of the water during the last few days of this stage, you must resist for the meanwhile, because his skin is far too sensitive to leave the water for more than a few seconds and too much handling with your greasy mitts will dehydrate him beyond recovery. You have been warned, let him stay in water until you take him to Maximilian for his first health-check!_____DietIf he hasn't already begun to eat you out of house and home, he soon will. Due to the rapid growth he is experiencing, he will be hungry almost constantly. You are allowed to feed him no more than five times a day--any more and you risk activating his frog physiology and making him, ahem, 'portly'. While he is at the younger half of this stage, Maximilian recommends you to freeze some form of leafy vegetable (preferably lettuce, but cabbage is also acceptable) in a sealed bag and taking a hammer to it once the leaves have hardened. This will result in small particle fragments of your chosen leafy vegetable and you may feed him with a few pinches of that. If you happen to have any precise blending machines, you may also use this, but be weary of large pieces as they have the tendency to get caught in windpipes._____CleaningThis is when it starts to get a little more in-depth than polishing an egg. Your lucky little Prince will be leaving lucky little poo-poos all over the bottom of the jar (and at the rate they eat, you'd better be expecting to clean it every couple of days). To clean your tank, you can use a fine sift to get rid of the excrement but make sure that you return the water to the jar if you want your tadpole to continue its speedy growth. While he's out of the jar during the cleaning, it is permittable to keep him in normal water, provided that it is filtered, unchlorinated or chemically adjusted water. Their systems are still very fragile and do not respond well to foreign chemicals in their water._____HealthText text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text._____InteractionText text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text.2xxx
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:18 pm
Princeling
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:19 pm
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