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Usually I see electric toothbrush, brush handles (no sharp edges on them, at all, sharp ones are BAD idea), clean and unused paintbrushes, bathtub faucet or detachable showerhead.

A small lotion bottle.

There are regular massagers you can buy that would probably feel good. I don't know if any would be the right size/shape for penetration, though.

The Walgreens by myself sells "Massagers" and pocket rockets [For sore muscles of course] you can try that...its probably much safer than anything household

The d***o thing? Basically filling a condom with melted candle wax or water and let it harden again or in the water's case, freeze it. Also using a small paper towel tube (there's a way to make them thinner too but I dunno how) and stretching the condom will help shape it better.

All in all the Spencers idea is best. They sell massage wands all the way up to high end vibes like the Rabbit and Gigi me ex bought there. Not sure if they ever carded her either.

xd rofl You're welcome.

I personally would not risk heating anything up in the microwave. Sometimes the temperature of something feels fine to our hands but is way too hot for our sensitive genitals. The problem is you wouldn't know if it was too much for your genitals to handle until it was too late! Lots of people actually end up in the emergency room because of that. Room temperature stuff should be just fine.

I wouldn't recommend putting any meat or pickles in the v****a either. Meat often has grease and spices that I can't imagine would be healthy for the delicate balance that your v****a has going on. Pickles have vinegar and spices that might not be so good there either. Sure, you could put a condom on it, but there's going to be some risk of drips or broken condoms. And it's just not worth that risk when there are safer things out there.

Not to mention that there are starving people out there, so wasting food for sexual pleasure has always seemed pretty disrespectful in my opinion.

Someone else mentioned a bottle, so I'll also point out that those are generally not considered safe either. If they have any lotion, shampoo, germs, or whatever still on them they can give you an infection. Bottles can also create suction that can make them difficult to remove if you put them in top first.

I'd recommend sticking with the sex toys, massagers, shower heads, and fingers. If you're really tempted to use something else (like a brush handle), at least be extra safe about it. Make sure it is not sharp or rough in any places. Put a condom on it to keep both your body and the handle clean. Go slow and gentle, at least at first. And go to a doctor if you end up having any serious problems.