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 Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:06 pm
23 Fun Elevator Activities
1) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
3) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
4) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
6) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
7) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
8 ) Give religious tracts to each passenger.
9) Meow, occasionally.
10) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go!" then sigh and say "Oops!"
11) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
12) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "Preserved Head" on the side. If a security gaurd stops you, you can explain it’s a fruit head (melon head, blueberry eyes, etc.) so you won’t get kicked out.
14) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers, with it.
16) Start a sing-along.
17) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18 ) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
19) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space"
20) Bring a chair along.
21) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22) Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
23) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:07 pm
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