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When life gives you lemons....(EVEN MOAR UPDATES!!!)

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TeamRocketGirl17
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:22 pm

Just a little thing I came up with when I was bored and had the afternoon free.
It's a game! You post what you would do if life gave you lemons (it can be one of the things mentioned in the poll; if choice is "combination" or "other", please specify) and then I'll put 'em all in a list and then you cast your vote for which one's the funniest/most clever/etc.!

So...let the insanity begin! >=D

EDIT 1/29/10: This is your LAST CHANCE to post suggestions!! Pretty soon I will be collaborating everything and posting them in another thread for voting~! 3nodding

EDIT EDIT 2/2/10: I will be collaborating everything tomorrow (2/3) and posting everything for votes in another thread! Absolutely your final last chance to post! I was going to do this this past weekend but I procrastinated got sick, so it's been pushed back.
So get your kicks in, before it's too late! XD

EDIT EDIT EDIT 2/3/10: Collaboration is up! Here's the link!
Go vote!

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:49 pm

A combo of making lemonade and throwing at your enemy eyes.

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Nii

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:59 pm

Make apple juice and have people wonder how it happened. 8D

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:04 pm

I through half back, and then make lemon cream pie from the rest~!

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Jeayla

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:31 pm

"Make lemonade"
I like making/cooking/building/fixing things, not causing problems about it for other people, so "squirting lemon juice in your enemies' eyes" is most definitely out of the question. xd

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:48 pm

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS

YOU FIND A NEW GOD

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Maborofel

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:59 pm

When life gives me lemons...eh? How about:

1-use the lemons in an elaborate and ridiculously complicated contraption to get revenge on somebody

2-sell them for cold hard cash!

3-eat them as they are

4-throw them at stuff

5-...perhaps I would squirt them into my own eye...just for kicks

6-infiltrate the milk-delivery shipment bound for the nearest grocery store. Juice the lemons and put the juice into syringes. Inject the juice into all the milk and CURDLE THE ENTIRE SHIPMENT

MUAHAHAHAhahaha....wait a sec...

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:21 pm

Ponder over why, of all things, life would present unto you lemons, and how a state of being would manage to give at all.

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Lorika
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:34 pm

Turn them into electromagnets!!!!

Then use them as part of a microwave assembly line.

Lemon-powered microwaves! o3o

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:54 pm

that sounds like fun!

*runs off to shave pennies and cut lemons to make a superbattery*

*comes back*

eetz ALIIEVE! *Zaps first microwave*

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:58 pm

SCOOP THE PITH OUT OF ONE AND TURN IT INTO A SUPER-STYLISH CLUTCH PURSE!

Or do the same with many, stitch them all together, paint them green and they become a faux crocodile skin handbag!