Once upon a time there was a man named Ebenezer Scrooge.
Juju: Sir, will you spare money for the poor children?
Scrooge: NEVER!!! I love mai money (humps bag of money) Oh yeah, cash boner.
WHAT HAVE CHILDREN EVER DONE FOR ME? THEY CAN GO DIE!!! MORE MONEY FOR ME!!!!
Juju: Ooooooh. Looks like he hasn't had his daily requirements of generosity. Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future? (All three ghosts come and mercilessly beat Scrooge with steel pipes)
The End!
Mystery Guild of Randomness
Life is Random, so are we!