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 Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:29 am
Try to make me laugh or crack me up. Trust me, it's hard. It can be anything. Jokes, Pics, stories, whatever... Winner gets a Mystery Item.
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:35 am
*uses her magical powers* - LAUGH!
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:05 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:26 pm
people always say dont abuse drugs. well duh. ive never abused them so i guess that makes me a good person. abusing drugs is bad. i woud NEVER hit my drugs.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:48 pm
Dear Pringles, now that I'm no longer a child, i cant fit my hand in your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."
He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:35 pm
Life's hard... like a peni-.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:04 pm
Two lefts don't make a right, but three do. Does that make three wrongs right???? 
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:50 pm
in 2008 my dad was like 90grms so, i got my new wii! It was my turn but my dad thought" finally my turn!" so he got in front of the TV! so it was my turn so i pushed him and he fell with the chair on the door! PS: i´m a girl! If u don belive me ask my bro wingzero20
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:18 pm
i like this contest
it let's you know who is and isn't funny
parrot joke... funny
the thing about the wii... WTF?!?
(i'm not entering the contest btw, just commenting)
heheheheheheheh.... mrgreen
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:37 am
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:18 pm
My turn, Failures >=)
A criminal just broke out of prison. He runs for a few miles until he comes across a house. He sneaks through the window, and heads upstairs to the master bed-room where he finds a man and his wife. The criminal ties the husband to a chair, and the wife to the bed. He gets on top of the wife, kisses her, then goes into the bathroom. The the husband says, "Honey, look at his clothes. He must have just escaped from jail! I saw how he kissed you, I think he wants you! Look, just do what he says. Pleasure him however he wants and we just may make it out of this alive. Don't forget, I love you."
Then the wife says, "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear. He said he thinks you're cute and asked if we had any lube. I told him it was in the bathroom. Don't worry honey, be brave and I love you too!" rofl
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:06 pm
And this is the story of the laffy taffy wars.
The green laffy taffys were mad at the purple laffy taffys because they had more land than them. The purple laffy taffys were mad at the red laffy taffys because the red laffy taffy's would not help the purple laffy taffys fight the green laffy taffys. However the green laffy taffys had the assistance of the yellow laffy taffys. The war began and of course the green and yellow laffy taffys beat the purple laffy taffys, forcing them to give up half their land. The red laffy taffys sat back and laughed as it all went on. The next thing they knew a giant meteorite hit their planet and destroyed them all.
So yeah the funniest part of that is a friend of mine wrote all of that mess down on an open end question on a history test and the teached marked it correct. Due to that he passed the history exam. She did not read the answers simply looked to see if you put something. biggrin
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:27 pm
Once upon a time there was a little mushroom who lived in a happy valley in the forest. He liked to look at the pretty flowers and play with his mushroom friends.
One day, some aliens came in a spaceship, and abducted all the mushrooms and flowers. Only the littlest mushroom was left.
So the little mushroom got out his bazooka and shot the aliens out of the sky.
((My friend did this for a writing workshop, it was voted the best one there))
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