Hi there nice to meet ya! Well i guess you've seen better days cause if your here than that must be your boat washed up on the shore . Had a run in with Grunny Sub Rock i see. Too bad to cause she is a beaut! Any-who do not despair friend the fates have brought you here for a reason. If i am right you were out on the high seas to do some booty grabbin and it just so happens that we have some of the best tanks around and a whole lot more. Make yourself at home and welcome to Bootyholics Beach
The name just says it all! if you like to booty grab this heres the best place to be a castaway biggrin
Alright off we go it'll be a bit o walkin but im sure you don't mind we have had a lot of people stranded here -thanks to those darn Grunny Subs- and we all have one thing in common we love booty grab and we love our fish, so everyone has put a lot of work in to make this their new home. Lets get you dried off and and introduce you to some of our residents and hot-spots. By the way you wont be needin that busted up boat of yours would you? cause i sure could use a new roof
See that little spot to the right with the neon dice out front you'll find plenty of things there to keep you busy and your tank awesome at Kikis Corner we have a contest area set up with random numbers, raffles and more if your lookin to try your luck for some sweet aquarium items or gold stop on in.There is also a special birthday contest with the chance to win a monthly letter. I know your new here and all but we like to ask that everyone please read the rules for entering all contests. Believe me it saves a lotta headaches in the long run lol Pardon.... no im not sure where we got a neon sign on a remote island
Keep movin up the road a little ways.Here we are that's Party Ball Plaza where we gather for all our holiday related contests and events.We do send out an announcement whenever we have something special planned so you can stay on top of things. Just in case be sure to check back often to see if there's anything going on you may have missed and make sure you bring your party hat and enough snacks for everyone
Take a left and Ohh watch your step!! we've had a pretty big pinchi problem lately, little buggers are everywhere.Alright follow me and walk light see that place at the top of the hill well thats Jellyfish Gems If your lookin for booty that's where to find it. There is a collection awesome threads filled with any kind of fish you can imagine. We have Dolphins, Meats, Piranhas, Mini-Monsters, Mermaids, Kiki's, Coco's, .........hey where did he go...hold up! wait for me i didn't tell you about......
Whew sweatdrop you ..sure ..are ..fast. look out! Sorry there Cookie - look down and keep movin he gets snappy when hes agitated that's Mr. Cooks he runs Cookies Info Shack there are all kinds of helpful booty grab tips and guides to mini-monsters, fish drops and all kinds of other stuff that i am sure you will find useful in your travels. Although you may want to steer clear of Mr. cooks for a while at least till he forgets you almost ran him down
Right next door to the info shack is the perfect place to look for invites. Mephis Bay Docks is great for finding tanks to post in your personal and/or professional booty grab threads . Oh you don't own a thread that's o.k you can also spread the word that you are looking for invites. Post a link to your (and any mules if you have them) tank(s). Remember there's always someone looking for a good tank to spread around and the next one they chose may be yours.
Follow this road for a few minutes and we will hit Sea Angel Galleries Thats where everyone goes for their avi art, banners and more.If you are an artist yourself and want to show off some of your awesome work go ahead and post a link to your shop. You never know who's lookin around for a nice piece of original art or maybe that cat picture i saw you lookin at.. what i didnt say it wasnt cute
You wanna make some friends or find out whats going on with everyone else you should have a look in Gossipin Gwees . That's the little place up ahead feel free to talk about whatever is on you mind, get advice and have some deep conversation. You will find plenty of topics some may just peek your interest and if not make one of your own.
Now i know its frustrating being the new guy and sometimes and you just wanna scream but that's what Seaside Spammers is for.When you just need to get something off your chest, let off some steam or rant a little. Everyone needs an outlet, don't wanna end up goin crazy like Tom Hanks in that movie you know the one -by the way there are no volley balls allowed on the beach
That little hut on the beach is Mimis Fun-house . When your bored and not quite in the booty grabbin mood that's the best place around ... well its the only place around that's like it but *Ahem* Right so sorry got a little sidetracked ... where was i oh yeah if your looking to have a little fun relax and play a few games you in for a treat have a ball playing all the great games already there or make up one of your own just remember to keep it clean
Take a left at that cluster of coconut trees at the end of the road and you'll bump into The Mystic Tavern You can talk about your favorite movies or the one you just saw, books, role-playing, music or whatever else keeps you entertained. Many of the awesome members of our community are talented so why not see if someone else out there is into the same hobbies you are into.
Directly across from the tavern Golden Starfish Market is where you can let others know if you are questing for that super awesome evolving item-im still trying for that Gogh Reed but that's been a long one-maybe you just need to clean out your inventory sell a few things to get you closer to that quest or shop around for things you didn't even know you needed.Who knows you may even run into some pretty generous folks to help you out
Well we've come to the end of the road but our journey is not quite over yet i have a couple more important things to show you.Keep walking straight ahead...yes i know the road ended and there doesn't look like anythings there but trust me ive been here long enough to know my way around.Just keep walkin till you get to the clearing on the other side. See that wasnt so bad and don't worry that snake wasn't poisonous but you may feel dizzy for a few minutes. Now see that cave about 15 feet up the cliff side over there well that's where we are going so i do hope you know how to climb.
From up here you can see all of Bootyholics Beach.Thats why we decided to make this Bootyholics Central where all of the crew get together and keep this place runnin. Oh by the way we aren't allowed in here.Calm down this is a special circumstance since your new im just lettin you know. Come on in here and follow me through to the back of the cave i know a shortcut to our last destination. Otherwise we have to go all the way back and im too hungry to do that...hey do you smell Pizza?
Alright stay close there are still some old booby traps around here from when the pirates used to frequent this place and Wait up! i said stay close.... hold on ill go find something sharp to get you down from there. Thats better well at least it was just a net and not poisonous darts again .... last guy i brought through here never even seen it coming . Now come on and STAY CLOSE there are quite a few offshoots around here where the pirates of old stored wondrous gems and treasure and to help keep their secrets safe our crew has decided to use their three main treasure rooms as their domain The Amethyst Suite named for the beautiful amethyst adorning the high ceilings this where crew meets up to keep this place runnin smooth. Fire Opal Shores is set up for Creating and Brainstorming and it is the perfect room for inspiration at the very back of that stretch of the cave there is a beautiful underground lagoon with opal lining the walls with some of the most amazing colors you have ever seen. the third and final room is The incandescent pearl rumor has it that the great pirates that came here used this room to store only one thing; the captains prize pearl we are using it to hold all of our old paperwork just in case there is a curse on the place or something just remember those rooms are for crew only. well we're just about there this side isnt as high up so no climbing required but wow isnt it just breathtaking from here. Thats Booty Cove just look at that awesome collection of tanks a mile long courtesy of all our beach-goers, along with plenty of bump stamps to use so your fellow bootyholics know you have been grabbin their bootys and some new bump contests for some sweet prizes so make sure you take the time to check it out
Bootyholics Beach is a place to hang out, have fun, meet new people and of course grab some booty! so please if you find that you are having a problem with another castaway or if you see something in any of our subs that does not follow rules and tos please contact crew to help resolve these issues
Alright before you go running off exploring on your own let me introduce you to the awesome crew who keep this place in tip top shape for everyone to enjoy
Our Captain
Mystic Starfire
Crew Members
1tungun
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Kenshi13
Miaka__M
Ramen-Chan
shamantra
And lets not forget our most awesome guild mule
Mystic Starfire
Crew Members
1tungun
Cat-tastrophy
Kenshi13
Miaka__M
Ramen-Chan
shamantra
And lets not forget our most awesome guild mule
If you would like to make a donation to the guild please do so through a trade to our mule Bootyholics the pic above is linked to go straight to a trade for convenience.
Now that you know know where you are going we do hope you enjoy yourself.Remember have fun and make some new friends and before you go think you could give me a hand with that roof?
