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 Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:16 am
 Oh he was in a grumpy mood. If Xigbar had been grumpy the day Xemnas dumped five pairs of headphones on him, it was -nothing- compared to his mood now. ********. ********, ********, ******** course they hadn't -stayed- headphones, no, he could never be that lucky. Not that he had expected them to, but that didn't make him anymore prepared for the five little tail biters who were now running around and refusing to STAY IN THE DAMNED ROOM he and Demyx had made for them. ARGGGG!!! He should have dropped them into a black hole when he had the chance!
One particularly rambunctious little brat had latched onto Xigbar's second tail, despite the fact that the sniper had taken to sitting on the CEILING! ********, even bending the laws of gravity didn't get him away from them. Of course it didn't, the element of gravity was in their genes too.
"Get off me!"
Xigbar shook his tail, sending the pup plummeting to the floor...for all of ten seconds. Grumble, just you wait until I get my paws on you Xemnas, just you wait.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:08 pm
All things considered, today wasn't going so bad. Xemnas hadn't shown up to torment him, or give him a mission, or just...in general be a pain in the a**. Demyx thought this was good. Very good.
Hell, he had even managed to avoid Xigbar's wrath today! The sniper had seemed more snarly than usual the longer those headphones were around. The sitarist was starting to wonder just what would happen when they finally did hatch.
He was about to have his answer.
Ears perking at the shouting, a curious Demyx peeked his way into the room that Xigbar had attempted to take refuge in.
"Uh....Xiggy? You okay in here man, I heard you shouting and..."
........Oh crap were those puppies? RUN. RUN AWAY. Not really offering a chance to reply, the Nocturne turned on his heels and ran straight out the way he had come in.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:27 pm
If Demyx thought he was getting away that easily he was sadly mistaken. Oh no, not with five little puppies running around. To them he was a target, and a much more easily reached target than their 'father' who was so NOT coming down off that ceiling.
PUPPY PILE!
They were after Demyx before he could get out the door, including the one that had previously been attached to Xigbar's tail. Said pup was now after Demyx's tail, what was it with puppies and chomping tails?!
Xigbar growled, making no effort to stop the puppy attack. Oh no, he was not suffering alone, and if he couldn't drop them on Xemnas, then it would be poor Demyx who shared his pain.
"Welcome to my hell."
Pull up a chair because you're stuck now. Or better yet, you can babysit, while I go watch some tv.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:46 am
Oh god they were EVERYWHERE! One was even latched to his ear ow WTF seriously?!?! The sitarist went down under a pile of biting puppies before disappearing in a flurry of bubbles. ...At least -that- would confuse them long enough for him to reappear up by the ceiling.
...And latch onto Xiggy.
"Excuse me? It's not like -I- did this to you, so what the HELL man, call off your doom puppies!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:05 am
Well, so much for sneaking out while Demyx was distracted. Damn it, he had almost been to the door! Instead he was sent flailing, dropping to the floor under the unexpected weight of the clinging sitarist.
"ARRRGG!! GET OFF ME!"
Get off, get off, get off! Xigbar was struggling to get free, to push Demyx off him, he had to esca--oh s**t.
Until that moment the puppies had been occupied with the flurry of bubbles, the notorious tail chomper bouncing and biting at the bubbles, taking great pleasure popping each one. But oh you silly nobodies, you should know that setting foot on the floor when 'doom' puppies are around is a very bad idea.
bark! bark!
Tail chomper led the charge, the sniper and the sitarist didn't stand a chance.
Xigbar was scrambling to his paws, or at least trying to amid the gnawing puppies. GET OFF ME!
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:14 am
Aha, let go and allow the sniper to get away from the puppies? Fat chance! If Demyx was going to suffer then Xigbar was going to suffer right along with him. Take that mister tough guy Xigbar!
Meanwhile Ear Biter had managed to catapult off their sibling's backs and relatch to Demyx's ear. Yiping, the sitarist worked desperately to free his poor ear and keep Xigbar right there with him.
"Man can't you like...portal them somewhere or OW OW OW something?! Poof them to Xemnas' room!"
Yeah...that wouldn't make Xemnas happy, but at least the puppies would be away from them right?
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:27 am
Arrrggg...get them off! That is my tail, you little mongrel, NOT A CHEWTOY! Xigbar's tail was twitching furiously, trying to throw that stupid little puppy off his tail and FAR FAR AWAY! Unfortunately even if he were to succeed, tail chomper was only back in a flash, latched to his other tail.
"YOU try getting them to stay still long enough to teleport them!"
Not like he hadn't already tried that! Why the hell do you think he had been hiding here in the first place?! (instead of you know, WATCHING TV OR SOMETHING?!) Because the little runts had ported out of the room he'd locked them in and CHASED HIM DOWN!
However dumping them on Xemnas was seeming like a better idea every moment that passed, oh yes. Let the superior deal with them for a while and get HIS tail chomped on and HIS ears chewed!
"Think Xemnas is in his room?"
He grinned wickedly, or at least would have had tail chomper not chosen that exact moment to really CHOMP ON HIS TAIL!
"ARRGGG!!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:54 am
"YOU do it, they're YOUR puppies, not mine man!"
With one particularly loud yipe Demyx pried the puppy off his ear and attempted to keep a hold on the squirming, biting mass of fur.
"I dunno! He's either in there or the meeting room, just port them SOMEWHERE!"
Look, he even had a hold of one. ...It wasn't a -good- hold but for the moment it'd do. Now hurry up and open a damn portal so the puppies can be chucked through and we can RUN for the hills.
Or Traverse Town. That works too.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:01 am
"FINE!"
Xigbar growled, as if they weren't BITING HIM TOO! Damned balls of fur with FANGS!
It wasn't hard to guess where Xemnas was, he was in that damned room, sitting on his stupid throne, watching them all and laughing like the evil manipulative a*****e he was. With any luck the little mutts would land right on Xemnas' lap and start biting HIM, hopefully keeping everyone occupied long enough for Xigbar and Demyx to RUN LIKE HELL.
Right, one puppy portal coming up! Take that Xemnas!
"Hurry up, before he realizes something is up!"
Xigbar scrambled to catch puppies, or at least shoe them into the waiting portal, all the while tail chomper still attached to his tail, even as the sniper picked up a boy pup and tossed him into the portal.
"Get off my tail, you little runt!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:06 am
Once that portal opened up, Demyx tossed the squirming ear biter in...and then moved away. Ha! Put his paws into -that- mess of biting puppies? No thank you! These were -Xig's- problem, not his! It wasn't like the sniper was around to help with the other Nobody offspring now was he?
"Hey man, you take care of those, and I'm just going to be over here..."
Waiting to portal the hell out of here so they could go have a nice relaxing day. Keeping his a** on the couch today just wasn't going to work..not with evil ear-biting puppies on the loose. Damnit.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:30 pm
The sniper growled, an angry glare shot at Demyx as he tossed a third puppy into the portal. ********, the least you could do is HELP! It's not like I WANTED this, or even gave my ******** CONSENT! Grrr...maybe I should just port out of here myself and leave YOU alone to deal with them. These were not HIS stupid puppies, these were XEMNAS' puppies.
A final angry flick of his tail at last sent the tail chomper flying...and heading -straight- for Demyx. Oooh...spring board, she liked this game, and a new tail to chomp on.
Xigbar would have laughed were he not otherwise occupied chasing down that last puppy. Get back here you little mutt! God damn it why was a PUPPY so fast?
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:41 pm
No way no how, they weren't Demyx's and they were definitely not his problem. Clearly Xigbar should be going after -Xemnas- and leaving the sitarist out of this. Right? Right.
Thankfully (for Demyx at least), the sitarist's usual flighty ways gave him pretty good reaction time. In a flash he had spun around and thrown up a water shield between himself and the oncoming gnawing ball of fluff. With as powerful a jet as Demyx could create, it'd feel like running into a brick wall.
Feel bad? HELL NO he didn't feel bad. Take THAT annoying bitey puppy!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:57 pm
Tail chomper occupied with Demyx for the time being, Xigbar was chasing after that last puppy. God damn it he was fast, forcing the sniper to chase him from one corner of the room to the other, across the ceiling, to the other corner. Would you hold still!!
Finally an outstretched paw managed to catch the little fuzzball by the tail, then into the portal he went! Hah! Take that you little mutt, and take that Xemnas! Yeah, YOU deal with the fluffs of EVIL for a while. He only hoped they were right now latched to Xemnas, chewing on his tail and driving HIM up the walls.
Well, that takes care of--oh s**t. There was one still in the room?! God Demyx, you suck! She was right there, you could have at least THROW HER IN THE PORTAL!
Instead it fell to Xigbar to pick up the soaking wet and flailing puppy by the scruff. Oh, she was NOT happy, little puppy eyes of EVIL narrowed at the sitarist. CheatercheaterCHEATER! Uh-oh, better watch out Demyx, SHE HAS IT IN FOR YOU NOW!
A snort, and Xigbar had tossed her through the portal as well, closing it behind. A quick sweep of the room to make sure none of them had jumped OUT of the portal very QUICKLY followed by the opening of his own portal.
Time to get out of there, NOW! Before puppies and/or Xemnas came after them both!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:44 pm
Ffff, like he was scared of a -puppy-. Hell he even stuck out his tongue at the little brat right before she was tossed into the portal. Hehehehe! Take THAT!
"SHEESH Xiggy you gonna train those -things- or what? At least train them to chomp on Superior..."
Oh hey a portal! About two seconds after his statement Demyx had dashed past the sniper and dove into the portal. FREEDOM! Away from the castle and those nasty little puppies of doom.
For now, at least.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:56 pm
Oh just you wait, that fuzzball was pure EVIL! SHE WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
And Xigbar was right on the sitarist's heel's , dashing through the portal and closing it behind him. He was so going to have to deal with Xemnas and the balls off evil later, but whatever, for now his tail was not being chomped on. Pfft...he was so NOT going back without several bottles of liquor.
Emerging on the other side of the portal was Traverse Town...or rather 15 feet above the ground of Traverse Town. Ooops...did I miss landing on that roof and land us in mid-air? My bad. Serves you right, water boy. Why no, he did not do that on purpose, nope, not at all.
Xigbar of course had no issues with this, oh the advantages of having power over gravity. The question was, would Demyx remember he had -wings- before he hit the ground...or catch up to Xigbar before he reached the arcade.
Oh yeah, Halo here I come.
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