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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:35 am
"i'm worried that with john living here, you are going to find yourself pregnant"
....get out of my room
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:32 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:32 am
Ew, it's least likely.
Who wants to bone when their parents are home.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:27 am
and here i was expecting, "tell your children not to walk my way."
anyhoo wtf. whenever my mom asks me about sex or anything, i'm like, "YOU NEVER LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE; HOW AM I GOING TO DO ANYTHING."
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:03 pm
SONNEN THE BABY MAKING CANNON. SHE JUST BENDS OVER AND THE ******** SHOOT OUT AT A RATE OF ONE PER EVERY 10 MONTHS.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:05 pm
Find yourself pregnant? Like a baby is just going to magically appear in your womb?
Or like 'Oh what?! I'm suddenly pregnant.'
Also I imagine getting it on while your parents are home would be awkward.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:37 pm
Lol it's not awkward.
BUT, you guys don't even have sex, how would that happen?!
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:48 pm
That's when you go, "Too late. neutral "
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:50 pm
Randomly Greek That's when you go, "Too late. neutral " sex xD lol
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:49 pm
Randomly Greek That's when you go, "Too late. neutral "
Or, "... Were you going through my garbage?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:40 pm
Tell her you do it in the butt or that he pulls out.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:31 am
But mom you can't get pregnant from swallowing.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:15 pm
Ythan II Tell her you do it in the butt or that he pulls out. This is the funniest answer in this thread. Keep this one in mind for the future neutral
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