It all started in a time untold of...in a place untold of. A man, a simple-minded man. His name was Lucius Carver, he created the first peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Everyone stared in awe at this humorous creation with a flavor like no other...Lucius soon married Jocinda Mathis and had many many children. These children were ninjas. Lucius Mathis-Carver trained his children in the art....of chopping bread slices perfectly from a full loaf! But the children were faced with tough and difficult times...when the toasters came along....Then comes the moment of..."SLICED BREAD AND TECHNOLOGY"....soon the ninjas would be of no use unto the world!!

Thus...Toaster-Ninja Island was born.

((Compelled yet? Look forward to Chapter 2: The Rise and Decline Of Toast))