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 Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:59 am
I just had my weirdest dream, ever.
So, in my dream, it started out with me playing video games, and I was playing this Sonic game. I don't know what, but SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE NO WHERE, MY UNCLE COMES IN WITH CANDY AND ASKS ME TO SLEEP WITH HIM.
I stared, all, "...no." And jumped out the window, only to be caught by this guy with red hair named Blake. He dressed up as an emo idiot. He said I was very sexy, and that he loved me. Then he held my hand and I stood there very confused.
Then my girlfriend came and kicked him off a cliff.
But out of the no where, Pur was beside me and he was like "He had a nice a**." So Blake, at the last minute, got some dude to attack Pur. And I was like YOU POOR BABY!! And took him and we ran off to thesaurus land, and Blake came back as a zombie from L4D2, and we screamed like little girls.
So we ran deep inside Thesaurus land. We sat down to rest, and I pat him on the head. ...He apparently had fluffy hair?
But anyways, we somehow ended up back at my house. Pur then was hungry, so we tried to cook hamburgers and hotdogs in a microwave, and then the microwave exploded, and so did Pur.
So I shrugged, and went to play more vidya games.
The end.
...SO GAIZ, DO YOU REMEMBER THE WEIRDEST DREAM YOU EVER HAD?
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:18 pm
WHAT. THE. FAWK! eek THAT IS THE WEIRDEST DREAM I'VE EVER HEARD OF!! HOLY SH- I- I mean *fidgets*, I know everyone has weird dreams, b-but this is too much! *fiddles with hair* What did you eat that night.........
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:59 pm
You forgot to mention the part where he got tentacle raped and enjoyed it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:54 pm
Harani You forgot to mention the part where he got tentacle raped and enjoyed it. SHHHHHHHH Yuna: ...NOTHING REALLY.. OTHER THAN PIZZA.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:36 am
....Ah. Makes sense...? confused Did some1 poison it?! eek (sorry, i get paranoid with these things, lmao!)
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:32 pm
OK. My weirdest dream to date...
It started out with me as a pokemon trainer on this huge hill with a BIIIIG tree (aka my happy place) so I was choosing my starter pokemon from the PC inside the tree trunk when suddenly from the sky someone shoop da wooped. I cried like a little girl and grabbed a random semi-automatic gun and took out a briefcase that contained the Terminator and Chuck Jesus. We then began to fly towards the direction the shoop came from and discovered as we flew it became a bullet hell game. We then found CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN and battled her using our assorted weapons against her catnip bullets. Suddenly Reisen appeared with a mountain of homework and threw it at CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, I took this chance to shoot at them both and then Reisen caught a bullet between her teeth and promptly exploded. Then I heard a moan in the distance and decided to investigate only to discover a men's brothel. I wanted to go inside to join in look, then Xemnas came out in an S&M queen outfit saying that no women were allowed inside. I looked in one of the windows to see what I think were the four Links being molested by Kain, Kyle, one of the Ninja turtles and Ganondorf. I was happy but then Xemnas said GO AWAY I ran home crying D;
Then Chuck Jesus and the Terminator flew into the distance saying they smelled beef jerky. I decided to then call up someone with my eggplant and found that I had no service because I was on the AT&T network. Then the Verizon guy challenged me to a duel cause I couldn't hear him now. I threw a cat at his shin and Michael Bay popped out of his kneecap and pointed at the Verizon guy and he exploded. I went back to my happy place and then tried to figure out my starter pokemon again.
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