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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:16 pm


I was reading some dumb laws and thought I'd make a topic out of it. mrgreen So prepare youself for some hilariously stupid laws!

Dumb laws in Alabama.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Masks may not be worn in public. xd oh brother.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

In Lee County It is illegal to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesday. rofl Oh come on!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:19 pm


In Alaska

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. blaugh

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:26 pm


In Arizona

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. eek No no mr. Cactus sir I wasn't going to cut you down!

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. xd I'm sorry I didn't know....I mean what are you talking about?I didn't refuse a glass of water....I said yeah...not nah... sweatdrop

In glendale Cars may not be driven in reverse.

In Maricopa County No more than six girls may live in any house.

In mohave county A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. xp unbelievable laws!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:33 pm


In Arkansas

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. (apparently you can't keep anythin in bathtubs lol)

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. Oh yeah because the people TOtally control how much water is in the river! xd

In Fayetteville Dogs may not bark after 6 PM Haha

In Fayetteville No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:31 pm


In California

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. xd wow that's just sad.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. stare Oooooh BROTHERRRRR. smile

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. rofl

In Baldwin Park Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Awww but moooom I want to ride my bike and swim at the same time!!! xd

In Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

In Chico Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine

In Los Angeles Toads may not be licked. rofl

In Los Angeles It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

In San Diego The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

In San Francisco Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. burning_eyes

In San Franscico It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. lol California has an awful lot of dumb laws! Haha
PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:37 pm


In Colorado

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

In Denver You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

In Denver It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor blaugh .

In Denver The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. Apparently someone thought dogs could read lol.

In Pueblo It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:51 pm


In Connecticut

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. xp wow that's not good.

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

In Devon It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

In Hartford You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. You may not educate dogs. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:45 pm


XD lawlz do you have any for pennsylvania?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:45 am


Amaterasufox
XD lawlz do you have any for pennsylvania?

biggrin Sure!

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. rofl

You may not sing in the bathtub.

burning_eyes Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. Haha (:

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. xd

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. wow pore fella.

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

In Danville All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

In Morrisville It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

In Ridleyville You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:39 pm


skyril
Amaterasufox
XD lawlz do you have any for pennsylvania?

biggrin Sure!

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. rofl

You may not sing in the bathtub.

burning_eyes Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. Haha (:

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. xd

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. wow pore fella.

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

In Danville All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

In Morrisville It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

In Ridleyville You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
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lolz i broke the third one 8D

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:04 am


Haha!Oh really?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:40 pm


yeah....now it makes me want to sleep ontop of a refriderator outside.....XD

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:17 pm


Amaterasufox
yeah....now it makes me want to sleep ontop of a refriderator outside.....XD

It makes me want to catch fish using dynamite 3nodding
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:31 pm


Florida

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. xd

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Pensacola

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:31 am


skyril
Florida

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. xd

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Pensacola

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
offensive to shower nakid? the phuck? XDDD
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