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 Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:15 pm
just say "Beacaue..."
because your not real
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:15 pm
Because you are not centaur
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:27 pm
because you have glases and gogles and that confuses me
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:51 pm
because you are not wearing goggles and glasses
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:23 pm
Because you divorced a doctor! xD
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:50 am
because i need more me time
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:47 pm
because it's not you, it's me.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:36 pm
I'm sorry mate , but you are a centuar and I only married you to fattern you up you filthy centuar for my real love Situtra. You get angry and try to shoot an arrow at me,but you make the mistake and look in my red eye. You turn your crossbow at your heart and fire it. it pierces though your chest, into the skin, pass the bones, into your heart, you kick and cry in pain, then you stopmoving all together you are dead. I then cut a near tree down and make it into a giant mallet. I hit you repeatedly to tenderize your flesh. You finaslly get soft enough to the point your skin is barely hanging your your bones. I then cut and dice your body into little serving pieces, put you on put you in packaging for a freezer then into boxes. i use up 6 boxes i teleport them to situtra's home on her front door, with little card that read only the finest thing for you love. heart heart
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:37 pm
because you are a widower
and this is divorse not kill
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:45 pm
I divorse you for keeping me away from my love. I draw my sword and decapitate your nonhuman head clean off. Blood spews from your neck. I then grab your body and start drinking your blood until it stops coming out . i then throw your body on the ground. my face is now covered in blood, I pick up your head and look you in your eyes." you will make a handy candle holder, your body will be a nice trophy to stuff. I stuff it and put it in my library and on a little table next o my table rest your head covered in wax with a flame glowing out your eye sokets,nose, mouth. How beautiful funiture. I then throw my sword toward your decapitated body. It goes straight though. The all the other weapon come into focus, sword, daggers, axes all in your stuffed body.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:47 pm
because you are abusive and you need to divorse not kill
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:54 pm
Didn't i kill you enough stop marrying me you nonhuman. My hair then raises off my head, lunge towards you . It hit you now and like little daggers it penetrates your skin eveywhere. I then call it back, you see you blood dissolve into hair because I can feed thoguh my hair. You lay
on the ground look like a pile of ripped up lesh unreconizable. I then breath out fire from my nose burning your body so bade you turn into a liquid. I then get a sponge and use it to suck you up i then turn you into a perfume that I give to situtra as a gift.( Note: If anyone dare marry me i will kill them in a creative way.)
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:58 pm
dude this is a non-killing people forum just make up random reasons dont kill people and i divorse you because you act dedacated to god and also kill two year olds
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