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 Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:17 pm
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Do you,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Greg, yami, untamed toast
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
take this fat sexy b***h,
ClaudiaJade says:
:: switches to Greensleeves to relieve the musical monotomy::
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
codi
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to be your chaotically wedded husband?
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
In fatness and in skinnyness
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
be she muscular or outa shape
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to love her
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
from the outside
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
as well as the inside
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
do you promise
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to cook for her fattening food
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to tidy up the house in a french maid outfit
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and pick up her discarded pizza boxes and beer cans?
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Until death do you part,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and maybe even not them?
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
*then?
Bride ^_^ says:
I do ^_^
Bride ^_^ says:
Woot
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Now,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Codi,
Amy - Best man/wedding planner says:
*eyes tear up*
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
do you take this fine man
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
my older little brother
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
a kinky vorephile, feeder and horndog
Obach Stove says:
*sniffles*
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
whose probably to immature for his own good,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
as you're chaotically wedded bride?
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
In skinnyness and plumpness
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
muscular or emaciated
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
in between,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and do you promise
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to leave the toilet seat down??
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and in clubs,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
when some twiggy b***h hits on him
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and insults you
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to smack the s**t out of her
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and eat her
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
regardless of your dislike of diet food
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to protect him
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
from stronger
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
fiercer
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
more aggresive suitors,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
to make sure he has a good home to return to
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and a warm, soft, belly to sleep in?
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Until death do you part?
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
I do
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
^____^
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Very well then,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
if anybody
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
for any reason
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
other than wanting to get laid by the bride and/or groom
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
objects to this wedding
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
speak now
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
or forever hold your p***s
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
/clitoris
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
...
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
*looks around*
Bride ^_^ says:
o.o
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
*waits*
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Okay.
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
by the way? i resent that immature bit about him
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
by the power invested in me,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
sorreh
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
^^;
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
anyway
ClaudiaJade says:
:: sniffles,switching to the end of the ceremony song::
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
by the power invested in me
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
by Ralfastis,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
DFOFTMOMNE,
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
yog-sothoth
Bride ^_^ says:
~Taps foot~
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
shub-nigguroth, the black goat of the forest with athousand yougn
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
*looks at watch*
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
and
ClaudiaJade says:
"Mazltof"
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
ameh the wedding planner
Amy - Best man/wedding planner says:
=)
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
I now pronounce you woman and bride
Bride ^_^ says:
WOOT!
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
You may now eat the bride
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
^_^
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
Huzzah!
Bride ^_^ says:
XD
ClaudiaJade says:
:: stops playing and applauds::
Obach Stove says:
*burst out crying and ruins dress*
Bride ^_^ says:
YAY ^_^
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
*jams him in her mouth, then faces the assembled guests, looking ever bit the the gredy chipmunk*
ClaudiaJade says:
::goes into a rousing round of Bohemian Rhapsody::
Bride ^_^ says:
~Wiggles~
Obach Stove says:
*covers Casey's eyes to protect him from the vore*
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
Huzzah.
Bride ^_^ says:
HAPPOES VORE SESSION OF MY LIFE
Fuzzy, preist of Ralfastis says:
aw
Bride ^_^ says:
Happiest*
Teh Gnarly Awesome Groom says:
angela, my sister, says "YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!*throws rice*
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:18 pm
and now the reception begins =3333
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:21 pm
:: Stands by the door to the reception area ,behind a portable bar, ready to take orders for anything anyone could want:: biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:22 pm
*randomly grabs things from the bar and gets shitfaced* weddings make me cry......and drunk *falls over*
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:23 pm
Obach Stove *randomly grabs things from the bar and gets shitfaced* weddings make me cry......and drunk *falls over* ::pats his head:: i've got my own problems. ::gets sloshed too::
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:26 pm
*cries* promise me you two will let me in on a threesome at least once kay?
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:28 pm
The_Irkin_Army *cries* promise me you two will let me in on a threesome at least once kay? Want to do one now? whee
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:30 pm
Untamed Toast The_Irkin_Army *cries* promise me you two will let me in on a threesome at least once kay? Want to do one now? whee
mebbeh tomorrow ish ninja
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:32 pm
Untamed Toast The_Irkin_Army *cries* promise me you two will let me in on a threesome at least once kay? Want to do one now? whee jeez..
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:34 pm
The_Irkin_Army Untamed Toast The_Irkin_Army *cries* promise me you two will let me in on a threesome at least once kay? Want to do one now? whee
mebbeh tomorrow ish ninja Ok 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:40 pm
*grabs a bottle of vodka and goes at it* what about cake Greg? We gotta do the cake n schtuff
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:41 pm
GAH! I'm here!
*pants, clothes torn, one skeletal hand still clutching his leg*
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:42 pm
*starts casting massive spell to summon the refreshments*
*appetizers such as fancy cheeses, assorted olives and fruit bits and whatnot on toothpicks, and tiny hotdogs appear*
*continues casting*
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:49 pm
congrats you two!
*heads over to refreshments*
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