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 Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:55 am
This thing is going to get VERY PG-13, so if you're a child, BE WARNED! This is dirty!
OK, so I don't know how I feel about sex! I just don't really like the thought of it... And I think it makes it difficult to define my sexuality, not that I WANT to define it, but I'm thinking this just add to my not wanting to. The reason why I don't like it, mostly has to do with... like... the body parts... lemme explain...
One one side you have VAGINAS, just like a gross, unhealing flesh wound, with gook, and slime all in it, and you have to like spread it to see where things go, and then once you're in there, you're inside another person... You're inside their insides, with your peen. And some girls are into oral, and having you lick their body opening, using your mouth... the mouth you eat with! So you'll have gross cooter juice in your mouth for the rest of your life, and next time you're eating, you're still eating girly sauce... EWW! AND, on top of it being just generally GROSS! they bleed! They bleed on a regular basis, and it never scares anoyne, and it's just like "oh hey, here's the news, my v****a is spewing blood, so I'm gonna tape a huge bandaid to my panties and hope it doesn't bleed through...
And on the other side, you have penises! Like just weird growths in between some guys sweaty legs, that just hangs around all day, collecting sweat, inside some guy's shorts. Mix it with the even more unappealing sack which hold those weirdo testicles, that just hangs there, and like smacks into you when you're having sex... It's always like... wrinkly, and sometimes hairy (more on hair later). Back to penises, They are all shaped differently! Did you know that? Some bend, some are curved, some are long, some are short, some are fat, some are skinny... And some have like... veins all on it... EWW! Like what will you do with a huge fat p***s? That s**t is NOT going into me! I'm not licking your p***s no matter how nice it looks! I'm not letting you enter me with your 11 inch long and like 8inch wide, hardened, flesh sack! PENETRATION! NO! I'm a dood, so being with another guy mean penetration will occur, and my butthole was NOT meant to be entered by ANY foreign objects! No matter how nice the person attached to it is!
AND HAIR! I give MAD PROPS to people who shave their areas! The areas are generally unappealing, but the fact that you care enough about yourself, and the well being of others, and SHAVE THE BUSH makes me happy!
How do you guys feel about this stuff? Like, do you like peens? Do you like vaginas? Why should I like them? Why should I choose a side? And which side do you think gets the best end of the stick? Straight guys? Straight girls? Lesbians? Gays? BUT DON'T EVEN COME IN HERE WITH YOUR "I'm bi" BULLSHIT! talk2hand
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:06 am
I lol'd at that.
I like guys but not in a sexual way all the time. I feel like I'm mostly asexual because I can find myself attracted to guys but not sexual most times.
IDK, it's weird. :/
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:20 am
Sex talk! I love sex talk. Almost as much as I love sex. : D
Haha. Seriously though, sex is awesome. I mean, yeah...penises are weird. I've always thought they were weird...probably because I didn't grow up with one...which explains why vaginas aren't creepy to me. Heh, my boyfriend can still freak me out sometimes when he feels like being a dork.
As for vaginas? Acid death traps. But if a girl takes care of herself it's no worse than a p***s. And besides, it's in a guy's best interest to be into cunnilingus. Seriously. I personally don't really believe in (i.e. had) vaginal orgasm so it's all about the c**t for me (and most girls). I mean anatomically speaking that's ALL it's for.
Boil it all down and you get this: Sex is sticky, sweaty, slimy, dirty work. They don't call it bumpin' uglies for nothin'. But it feels amazing. If it didn't, no one would do it and the human race would perish. :B
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:52 am
And people wonder why I'm asexual.
whee
Well, other than the abusive past relationships, psychological trauma and general malaise towards the entire spectrum of human sexual experience anyways.
wink
Sex is boring, gross, and too easy for the manipulative to use as a weapon and break your spirit with. I doubt I'll be in another relationship again for a very long time, if ever, but if so I hope it's with another romantically inclined asexual. I really don't want to get into all that hyperphysical s**t again.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:42 pm
buzz you shouldn't reproduce
just sayin' talk2hand
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:53 pm
Tedie Behr
buzz you shouldn't reproduce
just sayin' talk2hand
I second this notion.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:58 am
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Oh bby.
I like being a guy and I like guys,
but you already knew that.
Guy + guy = twice the fun, because
girls can be moody and not want to play in bed,
while guys are overall known as sex beasts
that raep u when you try to sleep
and when they wake up in the morning,
they can't immediately go to the bathroom,
because they have a tent in their pants.
Yeah. Let's face it, we guys are gross,
but I don't see myself doing
mouth to va-jay-jay action.
... Or any action at this moment.
Butyeah, my problem with being gay
is that most gay guys are either taken,
closeted (like me) or way overrated feminine.
And seriously, guys that are too feminine
irritate me, because no, breaking your posh nails
is not the end of the world
and no, unshaved arm pits isn't all that gross,
because almost all heterosexual men have arm pit hair.
(And let's not start about the fake orange tans.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:04 am
S H O Y K I N G Tedie Behr
buzz you shouldn't reproduce
just sayin' talk2hand
I second this notion.Why? Because I'd teach them this stuff? MAYBE I shouldn't let YOU GUYS take care my children! You'll probably try to make sex look like something natural, something everyone should be doing no matter what age you are. Or maybe you'll tell them to wait til marriage. THEN WHAT?! You get married, now you can have all the sex you want? So all they have to do is wait til they're 18 and then they'll meet somebody who they think is perfect, marry them and have a bunch of sex and then realize they only wanted to get married so they could have sex?... Yeah, I'm totally horrible for not thinking sex is the coolest, most natural thing... My kids WOULD be scarred for life, thanks for pointing it out... PLUS! I do not want kids! I have not expressed the need to have little leeches in my life. And if I have made you believe I have ever meant that, then SORRY! It was HONESTLY not my intention! MOOELL-- I do not want to be asexual! That would be like so lame! Not having sex, EVER?! EWW! Then I'll just be angry all the time and I won't know why. GYNNE-- I was on your side, all the way up to the last part, about the human race... EWW! People should SERIOUSLY stop reproducing! BABIES ARE NEVER THE ANSWER!!! COBALT-- UHH... You're too angry at somebody! It seems like most of the time you were talking, you were thinking about somebody, and were wishing that person would read what you were saying, cuz I got crazy ice daggers thrown at my eyes while I was reading your post. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:21 am
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I think you should have sex whenever you're reasy,
but if I ever have kids (which I do not want for the time being),
I wouldn't want them to do it at say, 14 and younger.
I suppose older than 15, you're starting to mature,
though I wouldn't let my 15-year old kid do it freely,
but keep an eye on them.
And I'm not talking about looking
when they're doing it,
because that would be gross.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:24 am
s h i z z e h ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
Oh bby.
I like being a guy and I like guys,
but you already knew that.
Guy + guy = twice the fun, because
girls can be moody and not want to play in bed,
while guys are overall known as sex beasts
that raep u when you try to sleep
and when they wake up in the morning,
they can't immediately go to the bathroom,
because they have a tent in their pants.
Yeah. Let's face it, we guys are gross,
but I don't see myself doing
mouth to va-jay-jay action.
... Or any action at this moment.
Butyeah, my problem with being gay
is that most gay guys are either taken,
closeted (like me) or way overrated feminine.
And seriously, guys that are too feminine
irritate me, because no, breaking your posh nails
is not the end of the world
and no, unshaved arm pits isn't all that gross,
because almost all heterosexual men have arm pit hair.
(And let's not start about the fake orange tans.)
▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ , S h i z z e h HONESTLY! I think arm pit hair is not attractive, at all! I think any body hair is unattractive. SO that's a point for girls, Cuz they're less likely to be all hairy! ALSO, maybe it's just me, but, just cause I have a tent in my pants in the morning, doesn't mean I wanna have sex... I mean, I don't consider myself to be a "girly guy"... I just think morning breath is not something I want to take into account while having sex... >.< If I lived in... Where you lived, I'd be gay for you... No sex, but I'd be like "yup, we're gay together". 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:30 am
s h i z z e h ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
I think you should have sex whenever you're reasy,
but if I ever have kids (which I do not want for the time being),
I wouldn't want them to do it at say, 14 and younger.
I suppose older than 15, you're starting to mature,
though I wouldn't let my 15-year old kid do it freely,
but keep an eye on them.
And I'm not talking about looking
when they're doing it,
because that would be gross.
▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ , S h i z z e h Nobody ever really knows when they're "ready"... A LOT of kids get confused between, "being ready" and "being horny" and "thinking it's the right thing to do to make their partner happy"... Like when is it that you're ready? When everyone around you tells you they've done it? When you're like "this person seems great, I think I can do it with them and not get hurt"? The moment "you're ready" can get very hazy, and nobody really has like an "I'm ready to have sex" timer.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:35 am
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No, of course you don't want sex
when you have a tent in the morning.
Well, that's for most cases and people, I think.
&& There's no relation between feminine guys
and tent in the morning,
I suppose I just made that confusing.
&& Yes, I suppose I do need some holebi friends. Hm. <<;;
- - -
Hm, I suppose you're right. It's never the right time,
but you just have to jump into it some day.
A lot of people to think they're ready
when they think they've found true love.
People that think it's cool to have sex
(and do drugs and all that stuff too)
are just wrong and need to get kicked
in their balls/v****a's. >.<;;
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:11 am
It wasn't you, I just wanted to make it clear, that it's not "girly" to try to be clean. Cuz I know there are a lot of people who are like "be a man" when somebody gets your clothes dirty... Like you're just supposed to ignore the huge oil stain I just got on my jeans.
Uhh, what are "holebi" friends?
I think that my first time will HAVE to be with some drunken somebody I met at a bar. I don't want anybody to think my first time means anything to them OR me, cuz that junk just leads to things getting complicated.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:24 am
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Orly? I want my first everything
to be just perfect.
Between you and me
(and everyone that reads this...)
I = never had date, kiss, let alone sex stuff.
srsly, I'm like the guy that gives out tips
and advice, but doesn't follow them himself.
Or in this case, doesn't have (done) those things
he gives adivce on. "TT nTT
Butyeah, if I go out to a gay bar
and grab myself some man,
well, I wouldn't want that,
because there's only one first.
Maybe I'm just afraid of binding, hm. <<;;
&& People in America don't use Holebi?
HOmo, LEsbian, BIsexual.
Edit;; I mean, I wouldn't want to be drunk
and just kiss any random stranger,
because then the first time magic would be gone.
Erhm, not that I would go to a gay bar anyways,
because I have no one that can accompany me
& Sitting at a bar all alone is kind of sad.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:41 am
Im talking about my like first time having sex! I've already had my first kiss, first date, first hug, first fondle... Well not really first fondle... Whatever!
But people always add a bunch of strings and stuff to sex, make it seem much more important than it is, and I don't want somebody being all "You gave me your virginity". And then it goes back to things being all hazy. SPECIALLY for you! Cuz you might meet a guy that sweeps you off your feet, and sweet talks you til your pants come off, and you'll think you're ready to give it up to him, so you kiss him, and you date him, and then you'll think the next natural step is to have sex with him...
... When can we meet?? ninja
Oh, Yeah, don't take MY not knowing what holebi is to mean not everyone knows it, cuz there are A LOT of things that I don't know that are like, common knowledge to a bunch of people.
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