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 Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:16 am
Evo Tag Titles - Elimination Tornado Extreme Rules
The Tag Team vs Harli & Trevor Cash
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:00 pm
God Damn I Love Me
Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the a**,
So paranoid. . .
Watch your back!!  "Introducing first representing The Best, at a total combined weight of 455 pounds, first, from Fort Collins, Colorado, he is the WWE:E Undisputed Champion, the Heartbreaker, Mike Landry! His partner, from Ottawa, Ontario Canada, The Remnant Champion, Matt Stone! Together they are the WWE:E Tag Team Champions, The Tag Team!" Stone and Mike made their way out from the back to the chorus of boos that seemed to follow them everywhere they went these days. The two of them were just exuded confidence at this stage, not caring who they were up against, it really didn’t matter to them at all. Walking down the aisle, on either said they soaked in all the comments and insults that were being tossed at them, not fazed at all by what was said. Mike would give a small smirk when he noticed a sign stating ‘Break Mike’s Heart”. Stone would turn to one kid as he passed by, uttering. “I’m going to kill all your heroes”.Oh my here we go... Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower.
Quicksand's got no sense of humor.
I'm still laughing like hell.
You think that the cryin to me,
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe,
You've been infected by a social disease.
Well, then take your medicine.
The two of them walked to ringside, Landry hoping straight onto the apron with his vertical leap. Stone, on the other hand, wandered over around the ring, spotting a nice young lady in the front row and proceeded to walk over, pulling out a pen and paper from his ring jacket and proceeded to write down his hotel number. However, when she smiled to reveal her British teeth, he quickly took the paper back and ripped it, getting a louder chorus of boos from that section. Landry got through the ropes and headed to the hard camera corner and got up, making a cut throat sign across his chest as Stone slid in under the bottom rope. Landry got down from the corner and Stone stood up, taking off his jacket, necklace and sunglasses and handing them over the ropes to the ring announcer. The two of them made it to their corner to decide which one would get the pleasure of starting off the bout.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:52 am
((Nuke said I could do this)) I'm going to enjoy tearing you into pieces!! I CAME TO PLAY!! I came to play!There's a price to pay! Time for you to get on your knees and pray I CAME TO PLAY!! Say goodbye to the good old days They're never coming back Watch your future fade I CAME TO PLAY!! I came to playI came to play to get my dues paid I guess you had a dream But it cant be safe I CAME TO PLAY!! I'm here to stay.. Best get out of my way... I have come to play I CAME TO PLAY!!Yuke made her way out from the back, with a lack of blue skin. She had a microphone. " Matt Stone, Mike Landry they are The Tag Team, two thirds of The Best. Unfortunately, I don't think you are The Best, nor The Tag Team.
Tonight, I'm going to prove it. Harli cannot make the show tonight because he seems to be 'Playing with Emily' " Yuke said making quotation marks with her fingers " And Trevor, well he's a bit incapacitated shall we say...So.... I'm going to take you both on, head on. By myself. Your take over of WWE:E ends tonight. I am the WWE:E Dementium Champion, I have the only belt that you do not have. So... I've got an offer for you." Yuke then unclipped her title and placed it on her shoulder. " You put the Tag Titles on the line, against me. By myself. If I win, then I get your titles, and if you win. Well then the number one contender to the WWE:E Dementium Championship will be Kelly King 2.0. After all... How can you be The Best, if you don't have all the titles? " Yuke waited for The Tag Team to respond.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:00 pm
Stone and Landry looked to eachother, then back at Yuke and her belt, then back at eachother before they proceeded to crack up laughing at her proposal.
Landry took the microphone from the ringside attendant and offered his rebutal.
"Let me get this straight. Last week on free tv, everyone saw you LOSE in a tag team match for contendership to Trevor Cash when you had a two on one advantage. Now you expect to come into -our- ring with a two on one -disadvantage-, for contendership to your championship no less? Yuke i'm sorry but that has to be the most idiotic proposition i've ever heard! I'd say you don't have enough blood flowing to your head, but I see you're not blue anymore. What does that mean? Are you this stupid naturally? Is this 'optimum efficiency' for you? Well then be my guest. Come on down here and we'll beat you down just like we've done to every other tag team, superstar AND diva here in WWE:E. Let's go!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:13 pm
Yuke smirked
"I'm glad you accepted without me telling you the stipulation. Since I made the challenge...
Hardcore rules apply for me only."
She chose to ignore the banter coming from Landry. She then walked down to the ring and darted under it.
She then came out from the other side with a chair as she attempted to give Landry a cheap shot with the chair.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:41 pm
Harli came speeding through the crowd, pushing people over that were in his way. Harli jumped the barricade and slid into the ring, ready to back Yuke up
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:24 pm
Stone took the mic from his partner when he saw Halri coming through the crowd. "Oh no no no. You see, I'm the champ here who get's to pick all the rules, and thanks to a little loophole that the first, and in my opinion, best guest host set aside, I get to pick the stipulations for all of my title defenses, regardless if the title. You want to face us one on two? We accept that. However, your partner there, who didn't care enough to come out here with his appointed partner, cannot and will not be at ringside. If the referee even thinks he can sense his ugly face around ringside, you'll be disqualified immediately. You don't pull one over on us. We are the best, and tonight, right here in where ever the hell we are, we prove it by taking out the only other champion in this company. You say you're here to play? Well come on down, cause you're the nest contestant on "We're gunna kick your a**!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:12 am
Something caused Harli to snap very badly. He left Yuke's side as he charged towards Matt trying to take him down with a spear before trying to aim punches to Matt's skull
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:59 pm
Stone was speared and knocked down on the mat, covering up from the blows.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:56 am
Once Harli had finished with the punches, he would pick up Matt's mic and backing away from him and Landry. Once he was near Yuke again, he rose the mic to speak.
"Alright listen, I have heard all three of you have suggest the stipulations of this match, however I want to voice my opinion as well. You see I want to fight Mike Landry in a one on one match where Yuke's, Mike's and Matt's titles are all on the line, if I win, then we got your titles. However if I lose then Kelly King 2.0 gets a shot at Yuke's title. Does that sound fair"
Harli turned to Yuke before turning back to Mike Landry
"Might make it a steel cage to make it a fair fight, aye, Landry"
Harli stared down at Matt before looking up at Mike Landry
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:54 am
"For the love...of God...would you people shut the hell up!"
Though he was boo'd, a fair ammount of the audience cheered just because it sounded like the talking was about to end and people were going to actually wrestle.
"Does that sound fair? It's the Undisputed title, Remnant title, and both Tag Team titles up against contendership to the Dementium title? Are you insane? Tell you what, since were booked to have a match tonight and titles are on everyone's mind, let's settle things once and for all. Steel Cage match, Tag Team Championships vs. Dementium Contendership. Final offer, take it or leave it."
Landry crossed his arms, impatiently awaiting the answer.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:30 am
"I agree to your conditions" Harli smirked a little
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:03 am
"Then get in here so I can bash your worthless carcas all over the cage walls. Bring the cage down!"
Landry ordered as tghe cage used previously that night began to fall and Landry handed his gold to the ringside attendant, waiting for Harli to get in.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:41 pm
"Wait, I am already in the ring" Harli dropped the mic.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:52 pm
((Okay i'm ignoring the fact that this is possibly the worst buildup/setup for a match of all time, getting it behind me so I'm not ashamed of myself, and we can continue. No offence because it was just as much my fault as anyone elses.))
The cage lowered and Landry backed into a corner as a ref signaled for the bell to ring. He was inside the ring, which meant pinfalls and submissions counted as well as escaping the cage.
The ref signalled for the bell and like Pavlov's dog Landry instantly reacted, trying to climb the cage to safety.
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