my fail story
maddie was fast asleep in her bend when she was awaken by someone poking her in the face.
maddie: ah what the ******** do you want mom?!
stranger:im not your mom.
maddie: then who are you? a burgerler?
stranger: no im just someone whos lost.*steps into the light* names Mikey Way. pleased to meet you and your name would be?
maddie: Oh MY ******** GAWD! Mikey Way!*glomps mikey* im your biggest fan.*gets off him* oh my names maddie by the way. pleased to meet you too.
long pause....
Maddie: mind me asking? what are you doing in my house let alone my room? i mean im happy you're here but why/
Mikey:the bus broke down so we stayed at a hotel. one thing i knew i was asleep and the next im here on your floor. which is really comfy by the way.
maddie:...thank you...i guess?well why did you wake me up you culd have just left and i wouldent have known?
mikey:i've always wante to poke someone in the face when they were sleeping it just always seemed like fun.....well im going to go know...bye*starts to walk away*
maddie:wait! you can stay here for the night. my moms not home till 3 tomarrow.
mikey: well okay if you insist.
7 in the morning...
maddie:hey mikey what do you want to eat?
mikey:um...toast please
maddie
surprised kay*puts toast in toaster*im going to go get dressed i think you can make your toast how you want right.
mikey:yeah i can i do it all the time.
2 mins later...
mikey: how the hell do you get the toast out when its stuck?OH I KNOW! ill use a fork to get it out.*gets fork and almost sticks it in toaster8
maddie: NO! mikey what the hell are you doing? you dont stick forks in toasters! ever!
mikey: sorry the toast was stuck and i really wanted that toast.
maddie: the toast is not stuck its not even done yet. have you ever used a toaster?
mikey:no. the only kitchen thing ive ever used is a coffee maker.
maddie:well would you like some coffee?
mikey:YES PLEASE!
coffees done and mikeys had 4 cups of it...
maddie: i think thats enough coffee.
mikey no! must have more! i am the coffee monster! i will drink all the coffee in the world and take over the world! bwahahahahaha!
doorbell rings
maddie
confused uill just go get that?*opens door* oh my gawd1 gerard way!*glomps*i love you!*gets off him*
gerard:yeah..okay? so is mikey here? he went missing last night.
maddie:yeah he is but hes gone a bit crazy.
gerard *groans* damnit you gave him coffee didnt you!
mikey:GEE!*glomps gerard* lets take over the world!
gerard: yea if you want to>* knocks mikey out with cool pressure point move* come on bob lets go.
maddie: how did you know he was here?
gerard:a tracking device in his phone.*leaves*
maddie:that was crazy!
an hour later...
maddies mom: how was your day honey? anything happen?
maddie; nope just a normal day.
and so maddie lived the rest of her life never meeting bob gerard or coffee monster(mikey) again.
haha this was so much fun to type.
