GAAAAAH.

More importantly, he's pretty much my best friend right now, which sad since we almost never talk, and unless I want the "almost" to leave that sentence I have to form some sort of working relationship with his lady.

GAAAH.

I mean, I can understand her being uncomfortable around me. I'm cold, I'm distant, I'm darkly sarcastic and very guarded with any real feelings, I am on disability for mental issues I am in love with her fiancé and I carry a knife. Often three. Wait, four. Maybe I should empty my purse before I visit.

How many people get to, much less have to, use the phrase "And I am sorry that I threatened to kill you the first time you addressed me directly, but you did try to hug me. Really, the fact I just said it is really controlled for me." That line didn't make the final draft.