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 Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:19 am
Welcome To Toyland
Toyland is a small village like no other on the planet. Rolling snow dunes eclipse it from prying eyes and the outside world. It is hidden within a snow storm of ice and freezing cold frost. This village ever year plays host to a group of little elves, who work constantly creating toys and presents.
The candy cane street lamp posts, the statue of the great Santa Claws in the middle of the village. The small and perfectly formed little houses. The factory which seems to spew forth clouds from its huge spiraling chimneys. Just on the outskirts of the village sits a small run down house, belonging to Jack Frozt. Many fear to go here though- Jack is famed for his nasty and crank nature- especially around Christmas. No less the elves of the village have kindly sent one of their employees with a invitation to their annual Christmas party the whole way out in the blistering cold to Jacks house. Whether he has made it or not is unknown.
The village occassionally seems to glow with a kindly and heart felt warmth. The elven residents adore company and welcome everybody with open arms. That doesnt mean their not prepared for an attack though- like that time when that guy tried to steal Christmas- they totally kicked his a** sent him packing. Needless to say their prepared with all their little snowy weapons.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:20 am
Elf Weapons
You probably wont need to use these since not much ever happens around Toyland but just in case we listed them for your convenience.
Snow Cannon ~ A heavy duty cannon which shoots massive snowballs. Unfortunately it tends to melt pretty quickly, what with being of snow and all.
Snow Pistol ~ A small pistol- shoots snow rounds. Tight compacted bullets made of complete snow that tend to shatter upon impact.
Snow Balls ~ The traditional elf weapon. Can be acquired and used by anybody. Pretty effective with almost no disadvantage apart from the fact that power and distance all depends on your own strength.
Snow Grenade ~ Works like a normal grenade. You throw it and it splatters anybody in range with snow 3nodding
Snow Stick ~ Uh... a stick.. made of... umm snow... not very good.. in fact utterly and completely useless.... you'd be safer using harsh language against an enemy- it might be more effective than this...
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:20 am
On behalf of everybody in Toyland Village we would to wish you all a Mer---
Oh hello what are you doing here?
What...
No...
YOU CANT!
NUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:59 am
BAH IT IS I: JACK FROZT AND I HAVE UNLEASHED A TERRIBLE PLAGUE OF EVIL AND UTTERLY INSANE ROBOT SNOWMEN UPON THE WORLD!! CHRISTMAS WILL BE MINE!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:04 am
Jack you cant! We must stop you!!
Quickly everybody. There is no time to loose- we must arm ourselves and wipe these dastardly and despickable snowman from the merry village of Toyland!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:15 am
0_o
~He looked around wondering what in the name of banana-rama was going on. Thats when he felt the cold liquidised substance run from the back of his skull. He fearfully put his hand round...
SNOW!!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:20 am
Ksrugi opened his eyes and yawned, stretching as he stood. He looked around with a smile on his face, but then gasped and took in his surroundings. Where the hell was he?
All the snow, all the tiny people, and how did he get here? Last night, he had fallen asleep in his bed, but now he was here. Oh God, he thought, I'm still hammered from Tao's Christmas gift. No more liqour...well maybe just a few more gallons.
Ksrugi turned and tapped an elf on the shoulder to ask for directions, but then a snow man crushed the poor litle fellow. Ksrugi stared into the snow man's deep, dark eyes of evil and noticed his silk hat of death. He shook his head and charged into the snow man.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:25 am
Tao grabbed a handfull of snow. He didnt know what he was doing, nor did he really care. It was only snow afterall,
"AHHHHH!!"
He chucked the snowball at an Elf hitting it in the head,
"What did you do with my whiskey? And my log fire!!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:28 am
Ksrugi gasped with pain as the snow man crushed him in an unmerciful bear hug. Ksrugi struggled and placed his feet onto the snow man's mid section and pushed off, shrimping free. Ksrugi turned and landed a good blow to the snow man's groin, satisfied with a muffled "OMfG".
Ksrugi turned and ran, wondering "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:29 am
Tao grabbed the elf by the collar and started mushing his face into the snow,
"WHISKEY!!! WHISKEY!!! NOW YOU LITTLE..."
He turned around,
"Krsugi!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:31 am
"Tao! What are you doing molesting that poor child?"
Ksrugi looked harder at the tiny creature and gasped. It was another elf! Ksrugi looked around for any weapons, but, seeing none, began poking the little creature in the ribs.
"Hey, do you have any muffins or doughnuts? I just woke up and I'm ravenous."
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:32 am
"Its Christmas and you want doughnuts? WHERES MY DAMNED WHISKEY!!!"
Tao lifted a handful of snow, instead of throwing it at the elf he thought it may be interesting to throw at Ksrugi instead. With an amusing glimmer in his eye he tossed it at him..
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:35 am
Ksrugi looked up at Tao and recieved a snow ball to the face. He wrapped his arms around himself and remembered that he was still only in boxers and socks!
"Wait a tic mate, I need to get something more suitable for the weather."
Ksrugi noticed the elf wasn't going anytime soon and ripped his scarf and loafers off, trying them on. Ksrugi also noticed what seemed to be a pistol near the elf's body.
"Alright now."
Ksrugi fired with the snow pistol until it melted and then began to gleefully toss snow at his friend.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:02 am
"The snow... the snow... Im melt-"
Tao cut off and lifted a handful of snow and launched it back at Ksrugi before diving in behind a snow mound,
"Im not melting.. its the snow..."
eek
"IT BURNS!!!"
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