Pineapple Hero adventures
It was snowing heavily as Miss Yennon Scrooge made her way to the office that day. It was Christmas Eve, and it seemed everyone in the town of Charris Meadows was out and about that day. The gleeful laughter. The sound of carols. Children playing with snow balls, "All this cheer makes me sick to my a**! stare " Miss Yennon sneered as she approached her building.
"Excuse me, Miss Yennon?"
Yennon Scrooge slowly looked over her shoulder, "... Yes?" she said, staring down three men.
"Pleasure to meet you. We're the portly gentlemen. My name is Brian. This is Bo, and this is Cri-"
"I know of you, get on with it." Yennon cut them off rudely.
"Ahem... well Miss, we're here today to ask you to make a donation to the poor..?"
Yennon flipped her hair, "A donation? How about I give them a token of wisdom. Tell the poor I said GET A JOB!! scream "
"Wha?! MISS!! eek "
Yennon slammed the door behind her, "It seems all the idiots are crawling out and about today." Yennon said with a scowl, "Pineapple Cratchit!! scream Are you done filing those documents?!"
"Miss Yennon Scrooge... sweatdrop " Pineapple Cratchit said nervously, "I didn't think you wanted that done so soon!"
"FOOL. Whenever I tell you to do something, I always want it done immediately stare Get to work before I fire your dumb a**!" Yennon Scrooge has just sat in her chair when the door flew open, "What now!?"
"Merry Christmas my dear uncle!! blaugh "
"I told you, I'm your Aunt!!! scream What do you want!?"
"Why Uncle eek You know every year I have a party! You need to come visit and meet my wife! Why... we've been married for over a year, and you still haven't visited."
"I have better things to do than speak with frivolous people, Tragic rolleyes Every year I decline your invitation. Why would I accept now?"
"Why, I have faith you my dear, dear, Uncy-Yen-Yen!! 4laugh "
"I'M YOUR FREAKING AUNT!! scream " Miss Yennon stood angrily, "Have you said all you've come here to say?!"
"I suppose I have emo " Tragic took a few steps and stopped, "Pineapple Cratchit... how is your family? In good health..?"
"Oh, we get along. Tiny Pineapple still-"
"Pineapple!!! I don't pay you to socialize!" Yennon shouted from her desk.
"I'll uh... talk to you some other time, Tragic smile "
"Indeed. If time allows."
***
As Yennon Scrooge approached her door that night and fiddled with her keys, something strange caught her eye. Her old partner Utena Marley's face in place of where her knocker was. After blinking a couple of times the knocker quickly turned back to normal.
"Ugh... stare I've gotta quit drinking..." Yennon opened the door and quickly locked it behind her. Yennon hadn't payed her electricity in awhile so she creeped around the dark house. Electricity was expensive for a big house like this and Yennon was a cheap a**. All she felt she needed was a warm fire, a bowl of hot Farma and the latest star magazine. After changing into her night gown Yennon sat down by the fire and read her star magazine. She had this eerie feeling someone was watching her.
Just then as Yennon started to drift in and out of sleep she heard the weird sound like chains rattling. Yennon peaked over the back of her chair.
"ScrooooooOOOooOOoOOOoOOoge!" A long winded creepy voice bellowed behind her. Yennon slowly turned around.
"AH! scream " Yennon jumped up at the sight of her old partner Utena Marley standing there.
"Hey Scrooge! When you cup your hands like this it makes me sound scarier! blaugh " Utena cupped her hands over her mouth. "Seven Dayyys! Haha! See? biggrin Kinda a more echoy effect." Utena stood there in front of the fire. Nothing more then a shadowy figure.
"I dont have the blood you crave! scream " Yennon threw her star magazine at Utena. Which didnt do anything but hit the wall.
"Uh Scrooge, take it easy... talk2hand " Utena said inching closer towards Yennon Scrooge. Yennon grabbed her hot bowl of Farma and tried to throw it on Utena Marley.
"Now your just making a mess! scream " Utena Screamed at Yennon.
"You know I fired my maid too... Now who's going to clean this crap up? stressed " Yennon sat quietly for a moment. "If you have come back for your share of my profits, you will be quite disappointed. I will not pay you a single gold. I mean if you take me to court who's going to represent a ghost?" Yennon glared.
"Scrooge, I'm dead. What the hell do I need money for? stare I just came by to warn you and show you what your future looks like."
"Rich and married to Antonio Banderez?! biggrin Oh yeah cool I see it too."
"No you idiot!" Utena grabbed her chains she was lugging around. "I wanted to show you this!"
"Sorry. I'm not interested in buying your ghostly bling. talk2hand "
"I dont want you to buy them! I want you to see what your after life will be full of! It is my great dismay to walk amongst the living. To see and experience things I could have done with my life. I wear these chains to..." Utena was interrupted by the loud snoring of Yennon, "Hey get up! scream " Utena screamed at Yennon.
"Wha huh?! eek What happened? neutral "
"I was just trying to show you the weight of your actions. stare " Utena said, shaking the chains angrily.
"Ugh... Who needs to watch their actions when they have money..." Yennon said as she suppressed a yawn.
"If I could slap you I would! Now listen to my words! My time is nearly up! I am bound by the chains I linked in my life. They are really heavy... gonk I have such pains in my lower back and the after life Doctor never graduated med school emo It's horrible being dead! gonk " Utena looked to Yennon who had no remorse.
"Okay, all I'm hearing is, 'Blah Blah Blah my problems my a**'. Now how does this effect my life? rolleyes " Yennon asked.
"Gosh, were you this bitchy when we were partners? neutral "
"More. As I recall, you hogged half the gold while alive." Yennon answered quickly.
"... stare Not that it matters much to you, but I am trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself. So you dont end up like me. Last thing I need to deal with in the after life is your slow a** bitching at me."
"Redeem myself? neutral " Yennon was finally listening.
"Yes! scream you will be visited by THREE ghosts. Kinda like me only not as good looking wink " Utena flipped her hair.
"What?! Three ghosts? Do you count as one? gonk " Yennon asked.
"No I dont count. They will all show up at different times, so be ready. Now I must leave." Utena picked up her chain "Son of a b***h these bastards are heavy gonk "
Yennon watched as her dead partner dragged her chains through the wall and disappeared from sight. She watched the wall for a while, wondering if the b***h had more to say, but finally decided she'd waited long enough, and went into her bedroom, and lay down to sleep.
"Excuse me, Miss Yennon?"
Yennon Scrooge slowly looked over her shoulder, "... Yes?" she said, staring down three men.
"Pleasure to meet you. We're the portly gentlemen. My name is Brian. This is Bo, and this is Cri-"
"I know of you, get on with it." Yennon cut them off rudely.
"Ahem... well Miss, we're here today to ask you to make a donation to the poor..?"
Yennon flipped her hair, "A donation? How about I give them a token of wisdom. Tell the poor I said GET A JOB!! scream "
"Wha?! MISS!! eek "
Yennon slammed the door behind her, "It seems all the idiots are crawling out and about today." Yennon said with a scowl, "Pineapple Cratchit!! scream Are you done filing those documents?!"
"Miss Yennon Scrooge... sweatdrop " Pineapple Cratchit said nervously, "I didn't think you wanted that done so soon!"
"FOOL. Whenever I tell you to do something, I always want it done immediately stare Get to work before I fire your dumb a**!" Yennon Scrooge has just sat in her chair when the door flew open, "What now!?"
"Merry Christmas my dear uncle!! blaugh "
"I told you, I'm your Aunt!!! scream What do you want!?"
"Why Uncle eek You know every year I have a party! You need to come visit and meet my wife! Why... we've been married for over a year, and you still haven't visited."
"I have better things to do than speak with frivolous people, Tragic rolleyes Every year I decline your invitation. Why would I accept now?"
"Why, I have faith you my dear, dear, Uncy-Yen-Yen!! 4laugh "
"I'M YOUR FREAKING AUNT!! scream " Miss Yennon stood angrily, "Have you said all you've come here to say?!"
"I suppose I have emo " Tragic took a few steps and stopped, "Pineapple Cratchit... how is your family? In good health..?"
"Oh, we get along. Tiny Pineapple still-"
"Pineapple!!! I don't pay you to socialize!" Yennon shouted from her desk.
"I'll uh... talk to you some other time, Tragic smile "
"Indeed. If time allows."
***
As Yennon Scrooge approached her door that night and fiddled with her keys, something strange caught her eye. Her old partner Utena Marley's face in place of where her knocker was. After blinking a couple of times the knocker quickly turned back to normal.
"Ugh... stare I've gotta quit drinking..." Yennon opened the door and quickly locked it behind her. Yennon hadn't payed her electricity in awhile so she creeped around the dark house. Electricity was expensive for a big house like this and Yennon was a cheap a**. All she felt she needed was a warm fire, a bowl of hot Farma and the latest star magazine. After changing into her night gown Yennon sat down by the fire and read her star magazine. She had this eerie feeling someone was watching her.
Just then as Yennon started to drift in and out of sleep she heard the weird sound like chains rattling. Yennon peaked over the back of her chair.
"ScrooooooOOOooOOoOOOoOOoge!" A long winded creepy voice bellowed behind her. Yennon slowly turned around.
"AH! scream " Yennon jumped up at the sight of her old partner Utena Marley standing there.
"Hey Scrooge! When you cup your hands like this it makes me sound scarier! blaugh " Utena cupped her hands over her mouth. "Seven Dayyys! Haha! See? biggrin Kinda a more echoy effect." Utena stood there in front of the fire. Nothing more then a shadowy figure.
"I dont have the blood you crave! scream " Yennon threw her star magazine at Utena. Which didnt do anything but hit the wall.
"Uh Scrooge, take it easy... talk2hand " Utena said inching closer towards Yennon Scrooge. Yennon grabbed her hot bowl of Farma and tried to throw it on Utena Marley.
"Now your just making a mess! scream " Utena Screamed at Yennon.
"You know I fired my maid too... Now who's going to clean this crap up? stressed " Yennon sat quietly for a moment. "If you have come back for your share of my profits, you will be quite disappointed. I will not pay you a single gold. I mean if you take me to court who's going to represent a ghost?" Yennon glared.
"Scrooge, I'm dead. What the hell do I need money for? stare I just came by to warn you and show you what your future looks like."
"Rich and married to Antonio Banderez?! biggrin Oh yeah cool I see it too."
"No you idiot!" Utena grabbed her chains she was lugging around. "I wanted to show you this!"
"Sorry. I'm not interested in buying your ghostly bling. talk2hand "
"I dont want you to buy them! I want you to see what your after life will be full of! It is my great dismay to walk amongst the living. To see and experience things I could have done with my life. I wear these chains to..." Utena was interrupted by the loud snoring of Yennon, "Hey get up! scream " Utena screamed at Yennon.
"Wha huh?! eek What happened? neutral "
"I was just trying to show you the weight of your actions. stare " Utena said, shaking the chains angrily.
"Ugh... Who needs to watch their actions when they have money..." Yennon said as she suppressed a yawn.
"If I could slap you I would! Now listen to my words! My time is nearly up! I am bound by the chains I linked in my life. They are really heavy... gonk I have such pains in my lower back and the after life Doctor never graduated med school emo It's horrible being dead! gonk " Utena looked to Yennon who had no remorse.
"Okay, all I'm hearing is, 'Blah Blah Blah my problems my a**'. Now how does this effect my life? rolleyes " Yennon asked.
"Gosh, were you this bitchy when we were partners? neutral "
"More. As I recall, you hogged half the gold while alive." Yennon answered quickly.
"... stare Not that it matters much to you, but I am trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself. So you dont end up like me. Last thing I need to deal with in the after life is your slow a** bitching at me."
"Redeem myself? neutral " Yennon was finally listening.
"Yes! scream you will be visited by THREE ghosts. Kinda like me only not as good looking wink " Utena flipped her hair.
"What?! Three ghosts? Do you count as one? gonk " Yennon asked.
"No I dont count. They will all show up at different times, so be ready. Now I must leave." Utena picked up her chain "Son of a b***h these bastards are heavy gonk "
Yennon watched as her dead partner dragged her chains through the wall and disappeared from sight. She watched the wall for a while, wondering if the b***h had more to say, but finally decided she'd waited long enough, and went into her bedroom, and lay down to sleep.