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Yukari Clepsydra
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:33 pm

Alright, I've said this before in other guilds but I feel that I should mention it in here as well. I'll be a bit nicer this time around.
Everywhere I go I see someone attempting to, or is playing a Real.

Here in Hammer Lock Pro Wrestling, there is NO such thing as Kurt Angle, HHH , Cena, Taker or any other famous wrestler. Why? Because you do not see them on the computer playing as themselves do you? No! So respect your favorite star by not playing them.

In Layman's terms, STOP BEING REALS!!
Use your imagination, make your own character. Yes, your OWN character. It's not that hard. Also don't take credit for others work.

If I see a person ripping another character's profile off in this guild, I will ban. Instantly!

If I see a gimmick, title history, or name stolen I will BAN.
Just because you're an unimaginative loser doesn't mean you have to steal from others. GOT THAT?!?.

If you NEED help, I suggest you read this
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=17436493

If you STILL need help, I suggest you read these rules over and over again until it's drilled in your head.

You do NOT immediately start off on Dragon, Phoenix or Gryphon
You wait until your profile is approved, alright.

I know some of you are eager to start off, and that's awesome but you can wait. Be Patient, let the staff look over your profiles.

Also don't get pissy if a staff member rejects your profile, it is THEIR decision and usually they have a good reason. (Which they should post when/if they reject) I choose them to be a staff member for a reason, you signed up for MY guild. So no bitching. Don't like it, leave.

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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:36 pm

Since I know most of you are new to role-playing and come here in order to learn and be like the rest of us on "Elites" There are some of you who come here to get help for the atrocity that you call your role-playing skills that Pyro calls lack of. And then there are some of you who have been inactive for some time, but you return only to go from one of the best roleplayers of all time to being a complete douchebag who has fallen to the level of a n00b that continuously godmods both offensively and defensively. And the reason you've sought out HLPW is because you were either bored or called here.

Among your skills that you place from zero to one hundred, there is something in there called SELLING.

If you do not know what this means, then you are:
a mark, an idiot, a hopeless n00b, or just a combination of all three. If you're a combination of all three, get the hell out of this guild.

Anyway, to get to the point: for those of you who don't know, selling is a big part of professional wrestling. It can make and break the careers of some wrestlers. Selling means how much you're able to bullshit the crowd and play up an "injury" during a match.

No-selling = defensive godmodding or Hoganism.

Your character cannot counter every move, nor is she/he immune to pain, and does not have unlimited stamina. Unless of course, you're playing some supreme monster being or Hulk Hogan, the latter being the case of the fact that reals are not allowed here due to lack of originality.

This one for all y'all who like to play big characters. Do not use your size to powerplay. It pisses me off and makes me want to throw my laptop out of a window every time I see some 7' jackass use his size to no-sell or come up with some bullshit excuse to use moves not possible by characters of that size, i.e. "The Softcore Zero" ********.

But that goes for anyone.

If your selling skills are less than 70%, then you will be a pain in the a** to RP with and it means that I reserve the right to assume that you will be a godmodding d**k/b***h.

- Said by Pyro, edited by Chrono
Happy wrestling!

AND I'LL KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU READ, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN'T, I'M REJECTING YOUR PROFILE.