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 Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:13 am
VOXIO____________________________ ★
Everyone, make a wish. The person below you will destroy your wish and make one of their own. God has a sense of humor, why shouldn't we?
EXAMPLE:
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly in circles.
Get it? Got it? Good.
I wish I were famous.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:50 am
Granted. It's for being murdered.
I wish this guild was a little more active.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:33 am
Granted, but it will be filled with n00bs and one-time posters.
I wish I were a popular Christian musician.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:24 am
VOXIO____________________________ ★
Granted, but you are only popular because you play on the 700 Club and Pat Robertson sings all the words. Bleh.
See? This is fun, right?
I wish I didn't have to go back to work today.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:32 am
Granted. You'll be kidnapped by a giant lemming-banana hybrid named Clemence, and forced to eat apples until you puke.
I wish iPlayer would hurry up and load.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:06 pm
Granted, but the only song that shows up is Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:17 pm
VOXIO____________________________ ★
Granted, but you wish to be locked up, away from the Internet, forever.
I wish I was friends with President Obama.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:37 pm
Granted But he knows you as his maid,
lol
XD
I wish I become a famous musician..
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:43 pm
Granted, but you are a famous Hardcore Bluegrass lead keytar that has a problem with doing the split when he power stands. ninja
I wish My brother would go away....
(((Really?? The 700 Club!?!?!?!)))
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:05 pm
Granted, but he will go back after 1 second
I wish that I had three more wishes that people cannot alter/change/remove etc. and that this wish is not alterable/changeable/removable
(hopefully no one will defy the laws of whatever and alter my wish)
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:05 am
Granted, but every wish you make will cause your lifespan to be cut in half.
I wish Gaia would stop being a sellout company.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:12 am
Granted. It stops existing at all.
I wish my friends were into the same music as me so they'd actually go to concerts with me...
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:52 pm
Granted, but you have to go watch opera and hairspray with them.
I wish I didn't just lose the game twisted
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:31 am
Granted, but it's because you got dementia and lost all memory.
I wish /b/ wasn't so disgusting so I could go there and call a raid on the stupid white knight group on facebook that called me a ****** for wanting to give ****** mental help BEFORE they abused kids. rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:14 pm
Granted, but /b/ will become super-censored and virtually useless, thus destroying /b/, 4chan, and Anon from the inside-out. burning_eyes
I wish I didn't have to live with my parents and was in the Army already....
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