"If you watched the EEW birthday show you would have seen that what was supposed to be a triple threat match for the number one contendership for the women's title all of a sudden turned into a triple threat match FOR said title and as you can clearly see you're now looking at the NEW EEW Women's champion!!"
The crowd began to cheer for their new Women's champion.
"And although its an honor to hold this prestigeous title, a title that other than myself only 2 other women have held it in EEW. Winning it was how you say... bittersweet probably because of this..."
Suddenly footage of the triple threat match was shown on the titantron more specifically the moment when Damita left the ring and Yuke took her place and the final moments after the match when Yuke attacked and spat on Bianca and the other vixen's in the match.
"I've was thinking about it and with all my thinking something still didn't make sense. I always thought Damita claimed to be a fighting champion so what was up with this crap? Well after checking EEW.com I found out why, so can you guys in the back roll it?"
All of a sudden the titantron lit up playing the interview Damita made for EEW.com.
EEW.com
Word on the street is that the longest reigning champion in EEW history, the EEW Women's Champion and one-half of the EEW Speed Tag Team Champions Damita Ace, has vacated her championship.
Update: We sat down with the first lesbian champion of all time in order to confirm this rumor.
Damita: "Yes, it's true. Because there's not one soul who's been able to take from me the championship I've loved and adored like it was my own child. To me, the whole point of being a champion is proving you're the best and hoping for the best competition out there. But what happens if there's no one left? Dude, I'm 27. For eleven years, I've spent my life fighting--not to prove myself, but because I was a lesbian. I've fought more fights than I can handle, and I've still managed to come out intact. Same thing ever since I grabbed that title off of the ladder. I love the thrill of slapping on the Damita Vice and watching these women squirm as my tongue goes down their throat, but I love hammering a point home with the Ore Ga Damita as well. To tell you the truth, I never thought I'd last so long as a champion. I figured as much as Mystique and I stayed at it, she would've knocked me off by now. But no. Same with Janelle Damone. Speaking of which, where has she been? I miss her. So yeah, point is--my secret hope after a while became that someone would take me down and carry on the dream that Tristianna Marlena Taylor began. But if there's no one left, I'm sure that the EEW will find someone soon enough. Thanks."
Update: We sat down with the first lesbian champion of all time in order to confirm this rumor.
Damita: "Yes, it's true. Because there's not one soul who's been able to take from me the championship I've loved and adored like it was my own child. To me, the whole point of being a champion is proving you're the best and hoping for the best competition out there. But what happens if there's no one left? Dude, I'm 27. For eleven years, I've spent my life fighting--not to prove myself, but because I was a lesbian. I've fought more fights than I can handle, and I've still managed to come out intact. Same thing ever since I grabbed that title off of the ladder. I love the thrill of slapping on the Damita Vice and watching these women squirm as my tongue goes down their throat, but I love hammering a point home with the Ore Ga Damita as well. To tell you the truth, I never thought I'd last so long as a champion. I figured as much as Mystique and I stayed at it, she would've knocked me off by now. But no. Same with Janelle Damone. Speaking of which, where has she been? I miss her. So yeah, point is--my secret hope after a while became that someone would take me down and carry on the dream that Tristianna Marlena Taylor began. But if there's no one left, I'm sure that the EEW will find someone soon enough. Thanks."
"Now watching that basically made me think 'Ok Damita, your a fighting champion but ONLY to certain people?' What gives?! Oh and to get some insight on the special guest ref, One more time guys in the back!!
The titantron lit up once again this time showing Yuke's little message on EEW.com.
EEW.com
Week after Week..
Day after Day
People ponder just why..
Why am I taking out Vixen after Vixen.
Partner after Partner.
First there was Damita Ace, My EEWS Tag Team Partner. I was a champion along side her.. Until I made her eat chair.
Then there was Claire Hawkins, my Team Carnage partner. The thing with Claire, is I realized that she's way out of my league. I am 5-0 with Claire and it's sad... So she was met with the business end of the mat via my foot.
Bianca.. Bianca I'm glad you don't allow your daughter to watch the destruction that I unleashed on you. Congratulations on the win I gave you.
One by one you Vixen's will fall..
Why? Because you're all incompetent pathetic, talentless peons.
You're all afraid to dabble out of your respected divisions.
Christina Parks, I'll give you some props.. But I'll be taking you out none the less. I shall prove that I am the top Vixen, regardless whether or not I am the Vixen's champion.
I am the EEW X-treme Champion
The Blood Queen decrees, let it rain sweet crimson rain
Day after Day
People ponder just why..
Why am I taking out Vixen after Vixen.
Partner after Partner.
First there was Damita Ace, My EEWS Tag Team Partner. I was a champion along side her.. Until I made her eat chair.
Then there was Claire Hawkins, my Team Carnage partner. The thing with Claire, is I realized that she's way out of my league. I am 5-0 with Claire and it's sad... So she was met with the business end of the mat via my foot.
Bianca.. Bianca I'm glad you don't allow your daughter to watch the destruction that I unleashed on you. Congratulations on the win I gave you.
One by one you Vixen's will fall..
Why? Because you're all incompetent pathetic, talentless peons.
You're all afraid to dabble out of your respected divisions.
Christina Parks, I'll give you some props.. But I'll be taking you out none the less. I shall prove that I am the top Vixen, regardless whether or not I am the Vixen's champion.
I am the EEW X-treme Champion
The Blood Queen decrees, let it rain sweet crimson rain
"Can you believe the crap she's spewing on EEW.com?! Its like she thinks she did was the most devastating vixen in that ring. Well sugar I got some news for you Yuke, Claire Hawkins you know your team carnage partner that your like 5-0 with SHE did more to me than you did Yuke. The Hardcore witch did more than the extreme blood queen So i suggest you stop patting yourself on the back until you actually come at me on level ground cause face it vultures never do well against strong prey!!"
The crowd was in a positive uproar as it seemed someone was willing to stand up to the crap that was going on.
"I do get what the sugar and spice girls are saying. They don't think too highly of most of the other women here in EEW. pretty much thinking most of us are not worth their time..."
Bianca took a small breath before continuing, the crowds cheers pretty much motivating her to continue.
"But when I think of the women who lace up their boots in the EEW locker room, names like well Claire Hawkins, Sandra, the french diva Mystique..."
With each vixen named the roaring of the crowd increased.
"...Emily Cullen, Lucinda Cash, Mandy Crason hell the list goes on!!
"As you probably know there is a tournament beginning for the number 1 contendership for this women's title. And as women's champion I like to give you some words to think about: "Its time to step up ladies!!" You want to be the next world champion?, if so you had better get your 'A game' and bring it!!
The crowd was with Bianca on this one for what it was worth she was showing that she was not only willing to be a fighting champion but was willing to give the chance to the one who deserved it the most.
"Show the sugar and spice girls the true strength of the EEW vixen's ladies... GOOD LUCK!!"
with that she dropped the mic as Mariah Carey's "I didnt mean to turn you on" played throughout the arena as Bianca made her way out of the ring.
((Any vixen feel free to come on out if you like this message is for you.))
