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 Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:56 pm
The Official Blog Of
"Andrew Thorne"
[Your New Horror]
blood, SWEAT
FeAr & Glory
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:10 pm
Dear Throne,
Could you tell us more about your future goals and mentoring?
From
Sandy Cullshaw
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:53 pm
Addressed to: Sandy Cullshaw
Well...first of all It's Thorne, not Throne--but don't worry, it's a common mistake.
To answer about my future goals, I hope to achieve every possible title, that is allowed for me to hold, at least once. I also hope to hold the EEW Estremo title for the longest period of time, cementing a record if you will.
I also hope to compete in a Ladder Match, just so I can say "I competed in a ladder match"
I wish to compete in a "Hangman's Horror" match, just so I can say "I hung someone with a steel chain"
I also want to compete in a Tables match, so I can say "I put someone through a table". And no, I wont be putting someone through a wooden table...It will be a glass table covered in barbed wire, thumbtacks, and it will be on fire.
And as for the mentoring part...Well, When I slip up, I usually get hounded for it and basically, it haunts me for a long time. Here however, I get corrected--no big deal, life moves on. You see, It really gets on my nerves when I screw up, I acknowledge that I was wrong...yet sometimes people are too stubborn to just let it go...I don't see whats so hard about that. Is it too difficult to just go "Oh, well he sees that he is wrong, He apologized for being out of line, no need to drag this out any further, lets just be mature and move on". It is one of my pet peeves because its a huge waste of time.
I also get mentored metaphorically by the other superstars here, I take bits and bits, I learn more and more, I study each person and try to adapt based on the varied techniques. I'm trying to modify myself in hopes of being able to compete at a better level.
Does that make me a stealer or a thief? No
Does it make me a smart competitor? Yes
--Andrew Thorne
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:19 pm
I would officially like to announce that my journey starts now...
After Carnage Rulez, I will be striving for tag-team gold...After reading about all the tag-teams and there benefits (As well as watching a bunch of MNM, Edgehead, Hart Dynasty, and Jeri-Show videos--don't judge me!). With or without the Estremo championship, I will obtain the Tag-Team championships!
Whatever partner I team with, big or small...fat or skinny...muscular or bony...tall or short--It doesn't matter, we will become the most dominant tag team in all of EEW and I assure you that.
This is all part of my new visage, I am adapting...perfecting...and revolutionizing. I know I'm not the nicest fellow here...what? Was I supposed to elaborate or go on? I was just saying that not many people like me, sheesh.
This is many things, but I need to point out a few main things--
One, This is basically a flier and/or advertisement for a tag-team partner...If you wish to hold tag gold, contact me.
And C, This is a warning...Newsflash to The Tag Team as well as Sugar and Spice. Best have fun in the spotlight while you can, because once me and my team-mate destroy everyone here...your moment of glory will be over.
Finally uhh..1/2, Heads up to all of you Drown people, You Burned wrestlers...and fellow Speeders...Andrew is here and here to win!
I will make you ALL tap out
--Andrew Thorne
----Future Tag-Team Champion
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:33 pm
((Deleted...Because the apologies to all of you underserving types...Is pathetic!))
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:28 pm
I have found a Tag-Team partner...to join me in my quest for Tag-Team gold!
...I'll give you all a hint...
...It's Lucas Chariot!
--Andrew Thorne
----Future Champion
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:26 pm
I would officially like to announce, although I already did on Speed, That I shall be officially recognized as Andrew Matthews! No more Thorne...I'm becoming a whole new me...adapting to this new level of wrestling...I'm also going to take up kickboxing...probably not, but I'll look into it...
--Andrew Matthews
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:38 pm
Heads up everyone
I just suffered a painful loss...To a Draven (Ick..)...
The Estremo title has escaped me for the moment, but It won't for long...
Me and Lucas Chariot are going to capture the Tag-Team titles and show up all of you pathetic EEW Competitors, you don't deserve to be called Wrestlers...You haven't walked through the abyss barefoot..
Chrono, you better read this. You are gonna' take the back seat, cause I'm gonna' be drivin' EEW now, and Lucas is ridin' shotgun.
We are the face of EEW now, Not Mike Landry...Not Lauri Henry...Not Jed...
And certainly not Chrono Clepsydra...The name sickens me
I'm issuing a challenge to the current EEW Tag-Champions...Take on Lucas and I on in a non-title match...and there will be no doubt who the superior is!
I'm not even going to waste my time on the other lesser wrestlers...They can just admire us from afar, Your small time--Time that I can't afford to waste on degenerates.
Newsflash: The Main Attractions is here, Andrew Matthews is here
And I will make you all tap out!
--Andrew Matthews
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:44 pm
Well seeing as no one has responded to my previous blog, it must mean that the idiots have come to terms seeing themselves as second-rate competitors...And that's stretching it.
To the Dravens...Screw you, no one cares about your lucky shot and five seconds of glory, you can't hold a candle to The Main Attraction
To Chrono...Actually, I can't put into words how I feel about you...My heart just melts when I think about your possible downfall...--Hahaha, not really...I'm just tired..
To every other superstar(except Chariot) in EEW...Don't care, pathetic waste of time, space and resource...EEW just needed to throw you a bone so we could have some scapegoats in case they got into any trouble...Tiny, minuscule parasites that leech off of real talent like me...
To all my adoring fans and folks back home...Hi
To Every other tag-team...Get ready to get broken, twisted, and turned inside out...The end is near, you can't stop my rise...you can only hope to delay it...and thus, so far...no one has!
Blood..Sweat..and Fear
--Andrew Matthews
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:12 pm
Andrew,
Dude, you gotta relax. The reason why nobody responded to your last blog was probably cause they were all busy. Chrono is the owner and all, so maybe he was trying to run the company.
OR
They didn't feel like responding to the DEVELOPMENT talents down there on Speed.
As far as I'm concerned, you can shove that smug attitude of yours and take a long walk off a short pier. Because quite honestly, your ******** annoying after a few seconds.
Estremo Champ,
Matt Draven
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:29 pm
Addressed to Matt
I believe I already said that....No one cares about the Dravens, they get their reputation off of lucky wins and once in a life time happenings...that or people just feel sorry for them...
Until you put that Title on the line against me, the one who really deserves it, your just another low-life...You took me to the limit at Carnage Rulez, but If K-Dogg wasn't there, I would've won...
I know it, you know it, the fans know it...
And I don't care if they are busy, I'm tired of being ignored, I'm tired of being shoved out of the lime light while everyone else gets their spot in the big times, I'm tired of being left behind!
So you can shove all of your pathetic, meaningless words...
I don't have a smug attitude, I am full of few things...and smug isn't one of them...
Mainly it's darkness and sorrow...
And you call me annoying? You act like you're un-beatable, Ha! You strut around like freaking John Cena, king of the world...woo-hoo
I will make you suffer Draven, you haven't seen the darkest side of me yet...Remember, there are two sides to this card...
--Andrew Matthews
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:32 pm
Dance my puppets! DANCE!
Dance as I tug at the strings that are connected to your heart and spirit!
I am the puppet-master and you are my entertainment!
You will display a glorious display of agony for me!
You will inflict glorious pain upon the audience!
And you will paint a glorious masterpiece of blood for everyone!
NOW....*tug* Move!
From-
--Andrew Matthews
(A random art piece I wrote in my spare time, thought I would share it)
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:57 pm
On a sorta' side-tracking note...
I should be expecting letters from my folks back in Georgia soon...I stayed up all night the other day writing to them about what I've seen in EEW...
Needless to say, I'm curious as to what they think, my Grand-Daddy was a former competitor in Europe..."Rough" Jim James
If I'm lucky, they may visit up here...I was excited at first...but--
Well, I still am...
However...someone has caught my eye....
I was brushing up on some past EEW...when I came across this certain person...
I don't know why I paid special attention to this superstar...And a Drown competitor at that--I can't get side-tracked! But, I can't escape this weird feeling....
Well, I'll just ignore it, maybe it will go away...
--Andrew Matthews
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:18 pm
Dear people...that don't like me...
If you think for one second of your miserable lives that you can keep me down--And that's a big IF, then just stop thinking!
Next time you have a thought...Don't!
Like my sorrow, I won't go away!
You can destroy my body but you can't destroy my psychological destruction!
As long as my dark heart pumps shadows through my veins, I will keep coming back to completely and utterly annihilate you all!
You can only hope to put me down, but I'll never stay down
And if anyone ever manages to 'keep me down', rest assured...I'm taking you all the way, if not further, down (with me).
There is a better chance of me getting elected president of Bosnia along sing a non-weeping Hilary Clinton and we both sponsor the Cleveland Browns and Georgia Bulldogs... Tch', Riiight...
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On a better note, my Na-Na and Grand-Daddy should be visiting soon, I hope all of you EEW 'wrestlers' can show a wrestling veteran some respect...'cause you sure can't show me any, but I don't care...
--Andrew Matthews
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:57 pm
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Who are you?
-X
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